Never EVER diss the Gloved One! Or this might happen to you...

WARNING! This story contains violence and rude words and insults!______________________________
Yesterday my EX friend decided to sit next to me at lunch. I was looking at picture of MJ holding his sparkly glove from his 30th Anniversary concert. So this idiota said " You know he only wore that glove so when he was molesting little kids they wouldn't have his DNA. And it was sparkly because he needed something to lure in his victims " I looked calm on the outside, so it came as a surprise to her when I punched her in the face. her nose started bleeding a lot! Then she tried to slap me, but I have ninja reflexes and grabbed her wrist and twisted her down to the ground. When she was on the ground I told her if she called MJ a pedo again I would shove my foot so far up her ass she'd feel it in her belly button. Of course, being the dummy she is she managed to croak out "pedo" So I kicked her in her butt. Then I could hear a teachers footsteps coming so I bailed. Don't say "That was too harsh" or anything of that nature because she's been messing with me about MJ and personal issues for months now!