Thunder was coming down the wind was rising pokemon were howling
????:Ugh were am I Why can I see????
The thing blacked out in the morning
A Vulpix was walking left and right
Flare: What should I do if they found out that a thief took the diamond orb they never let me have a partner oh what should I do, Well I better start looking she looked left and right
Flare: poop nothing the she left for the cave
In the cave
????:What oh I must of collapsed were am I who am I
He looked in a pond
????:Ahh I turned into a Squirtle but how my past I can remember anything but first were am I I bet there some nice pokemon around here, he walked
????:Nope wait what's that
Flare walked and sat at the pond
Flare:I'll never do anything with my life I can't even catch a thief or take care of a diamond orb
????:Here's my chance wait suicidal pokemon
Flare:What?
????:Yeah you were am I? (Not the best approach)
Flare: Urmm platinum cave
????: Ok sorry about that I am a human I should not be here do you know a god?
Flare looked puzzled
Flare:Umm do I know you?
????: No I am new
Flare: Anyway my name is Flare what's yours?
????:Umm I can't remember my name
Flare: Well I'll call you Sheru
Sheru:Umm ok I'm going to find somewhere to sleep buy Flare thing
Flare was about to leave
Flare:I need your help
Sheru: Not interested
Flare:If you help me I can find you a place to sleep with food
Sheru:Do they have nice hot soup
Flare: Yes
Sheru:Well ok were do we start Flare
Flare:That way, and you have to call me partner
Sheru:What that wasn't in the deal
Flare:It is now
Sheru:They better have vegetable soup
Flare:Ok so what were are going to do someone stole the diamond orb from a poor pokemon
Sheru:What an idiot to get somthing stolen from the pokemon world
Flare:Umm yeah
Sheru:Any way let's look for a sneaky looking pokemon, Over there let's go
Sheru:Wait stop that's
Sheru bashed Pichu
Sheru:Give the orb back now
Pichu stared crying
Pichu:WA WA WA YOU MEANIE!
Flare:That's Pichu the orb is to big for him to carry
Sheru:Osp sorry little guy
Pichu ran of
Flare:The pokemon looked black and thin
Sheru:Wait how do you know what the pokemon looked like?
Flare:Ebay
Sheru:Ebay what dose ebay have to do about this?
Flare:Come I think I know witch way it went
????:Ugh were am I Why can I see????
The thing blacked out in the morning
A Vulpix was walking left and right
Flare: What should I do if they found out that a thief took the diamond orb they never let me have a partner oh what should I do, Well I better start looking she looked left and right
Flare: poop nothing the she left for the cave
In the cave
????:What oh I must of collapsed were am I who am I
He looked in a pond
????:Ahh I turned into a Squirtle but how my past I can remember anything but first were am I I bet there some nice pokemon around here, he walked
????:Nope wait what's that
Flare walked and sat at the pond
Flare:I'll never do anything with my life I can't even catch a thief or take care of a diamond orb
????:Here's my chance wait suicidal pokemon
Flare:What?
????:Yeah you were am I? (Not the best approach)
Flare: Urmm platinum cave
????: Ok sorry about that I am a human I should not be here do you know a god?
Flare looked puzzled
Flare:Umm do I know you?
????: No I am new
Flare: Anyway my name is Flare what's yours?
????:Umm I can't remember my name
Flare: Well I'll call you Sheru
Sheru:Umm ok I'm going to find somewhere to sleep buy Flare thing
Flare was about to leave
Flare:I need your help
Sheru: Not interested
Flare:If you help me I can find you a place to sleep with food
Sheru:Do they have nice hot soup
Flare: Yes
Sheru:Well ok were do we start Flare
Flare:That way, and you have to call me partner
Sheru:What that wasn't in the deal
Flare:It is now
Sheru:They better have vegetable soup
Flare:Ok so what were are going to do someone stole the diamond orb from a poor pokemon
Sheru:What an idiot to get somthing stolen from the pokemon world
Flare:Umm yeah
Sheru:Any way let's look for a sneaky looking pokemon, Over there let's go
Sheru:Wait stop that's
Sheru bashed Pichu
Sheru:Give the orb back now
Pichu stared crying
Pichu:WA WA WA YOU MEANIE!
Flare:That's Pichu the orb is to big for him to carry
Sheru:Osp sorry little guy
Pichu ran of
Flare:The pokemon looked black and thin
Sheru:Wait how do you know what the pokemon looked like?
Flare:Ebay
Sheru:Ebay what dose ebay have to do about this?
Flare:Come I think I know witch way it went
I don't get it. I mean, It's only natural for them to believe this nonsense, but shouldn't it be obvious that he hasn't even aged at all? NOT even by a day? He hasn't grown any taller. If he was 17 like other people say than why is he still like at the same height as Dawn and May? And people even think he is 24 despite his height being the same like Dawn's and May's. Shouldn't it be clear that he's pretty much the same from before? A 24 year ols guy couldn't be the same height as a 10 year old UNLESS he has some sort of growth disorder. It really makes no sense to me.
Malissa:Look who's talking.
*Mr.meow meow takes a crap in jasmine's food*
Jasmine:Eww.Icka*Scoff*
Kara:Bad grammar.
Alex:Kara,is icka even a word?
James:Nope.
Hailey:Is it because I'm deformed?!Because of my eyes?!Isn't it?!Isn't it!?!
*Ash breaks through the cafeteria window*
Some guy:Ow my eye!
Mallissa:Nobody cares!
Ash:Did someone say deformed?!Must kill deformed Pokemon!
*Ash takes out a knife*
Ash:Where is it?!
*Alex stares at him,till he catches fire*
Ash:AHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Alex pushes Ash out a closed window.*
Malissa:Freak!
End