What is the top 5 reasons you ship Pokemon characters.

Top 3 reasons I don't ship Pokemon characters.

1)Pedophilia & bestiality. Applies to both Pokemon & Adventure Time.

2)Shipping is disrespectful to the characters & their creators. Some creators even go out of their way to troll shippers by "sinking their ships."

3)It's degenerate. Likely we have all shipped at some point in our teens. As adults, it's our secret shame that we try to forget. Latter we even look back & wonder what we ever saw in the couple.