Dr Blowhole gazed calmly at the moniters. There was nothing, absolutly NOTHING, going on anywhere. He was starting to get bored. He hadn't schemed against the penguins in a while.
He growled and spun towards the lobsters. There was no plan.
Unless...
Yes. He felt it. It stared at the very corner of his mind and crept slowly along until he was consumed by it. A new plan!
"Lobsters!!" He yelled, smiling slyly.
Dr Blowhole: *singing while slowly driving around the crowd of his lobsters*
I know that your levels of thinking,
are as low as the weakest of tides.
But dull as you are, pay attention!
This plan is the best of all time!
*he stops and looks at the lobsters in front*
It's clear from your doubtful expressions,
That you think that my plan is a fail.
This plan is not just an obsession!
My plan will cause us to prevail!
*he spins around and drives up to the raised platform*
So prepare for the scheme of the century.
Be prepared for an e-e-evil scam!
A shining new era.
Is tiptoeing nearer
Red One:
And where do we feature?
Dr Blowhole:
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds crazy,
But don't be so lazy!
Man up, and get right to work!
And if you want your life to be spared,
Be prepared!
*speaking*
Red One: Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah-heh... I'll be prepared. Uh..
...For what?
Dr Blowhole: For the end of the pen-gu-ins!
Red One: Doc? Them again?
Dr Blowhole: YES! And we will keep at it until I exact my reve-e-enge!
Red One: *frightened* Uh good idea Doc!
Dr Blowhole: And once they are out of the way, we can do anything!!!
All The Lobsters:
It's great that we will soon be rid of,
the penguins and them foiling our plans!
Dr Blowhole: And then, I will soon rise above,
and then be the ru-u-uler of man!
Success will come in all sizes!
And though I'm the one to be,
the point that I must emphasize is,
You won't get far without me!!
So prepare, for the time is all ours!
Be prepared for the evil to rise!
Meticulous planning!
Evil enchanting!
The world will be mine!
The stars will align!
I'll rule undisputed!
Respected, saluted!
And seen for the wonder I am!
Yes, my plan is soon to be aired!
Be Prepared!!!
All: Yes the plan is soon to be aired!
Be Prepared!!!
*song fades out with Blowhole's evil laugh*
He growled and spun towards the lobsters. There was no plan.
Unless...
Yes. He felt it. It stared at the very corner of his mind and crept slowly along until he was consumed by it. A new plan!
"Lobsters!!" He yelled, smiling slyly.
Dr Blowhole: *singing while slowly driving around the crowd of his lobsters*
I know that your levels of thinking,
are as low as the weakest of tides.
But dull as you are, pay attention!
This plan is the best of all time!
*he stops and looks at the lobsters in front*
It's clear from your doubtful expressions,
That you think that my plan is a fail.
This plan is not just an obsession!
My plan will cause us to prevail!
*he spins around and drives up to the raised platform*
So prepare for the scheme of the century.
Be prepared for an e-e-evil scam!
A shining new era.
Is tiptoeing nearer
Red One:
And where do we feature?
Dr Blowhole:
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds crazy,
But don't be so lazy!
Man up, and get right to work!
And if you want your life to be spared,
Be prepared!
*speaking*
Red One: Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah-heh... I'll be prepared. Uh..
...For what?
Dr Blowhole: For the end of the pen-gu-ins!
Red One: Doc? Them again?
Dr Blowhole: YES! And we will keep at it until I exact my reve-e-enge!
Red One: *frightened* Uh good idea Doc!
Dr Blowhole: And once they are out of the way, we can do anything!!!
All The Lobsters:
It's great that we will soon be rid of,
the penguins and them foiling our plans!
Dr Blowhole: And then, I will soon rise above,
and then be the ru-u-uler of man!
Success will come in all sizes!
And though I'm the one to be,
the point that I must emphasize is,
You won't get far without me!!
So prepare, for the time is all ours!
Be prepared for the evil to rise!
Meticulous planning!
Evil enchanting!
The world will be mine!
The stars will align!
I'll rule undisputed!
Respected, saluted!
And seen for the wonder I am!
Yes, my plan is soon to be aired!
Be Prepared!!!
All: Yes the plan is soon to be aired!
Be Prepared!!!
*song fades out with Blowhole's evil laugh*
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little Pony and Lunicorns Are Made By Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made By Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little Pony and Lunicorns Are Made By Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made By Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.
Kowalski pulls out a guitar and starts playing
Kowalski:
Stunning like a beach sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.
Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would love me,
We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,
Doris, the dolphin,
Why did you abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would love me,
If only she would love me.
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