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Chase Scene: Take 1
Burt: *while running by with other animals* Come on! I'm gettin' edgy to give a wedgy!
Skipper: *from behind a wall* *signals team that the ghost is clear* "So, how long will your freeze ray last?"
Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"
Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*
Twin 1: *trips on Kowalski* "Ow! My knee!" *holds knee*
Kowalski: *in gasps* "Your knee....my spleen...."
Twin 1: "Kowalski, must it always be about you?"
Chase Scene: Take 2
Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"
Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*
Kowalski: "Now...the freeze ray will last till now..."
Bada: *in background* "Yo, I think I heard the screamers comin' from this way."
Skipper: "Secure the screamers!"
Kowalski: *slides in front and pulls trigger on freeze ray* "Wait, what the?"
Director: "Cut!" *sigh* "Why are only bubbles coming out?"
Ma: *comes out of nowhere mopping the floor* "Dangerous things don't belong in the studio."
Director: T_T
Chase Scene: Take 3
Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"
Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*
Kowalski: "Now...the freeze ray will last till now..."
Bada: *in background* "Yo, I think I heard the screamers comin' from this way."
Skipper: "Secure the screamers!"
Kowalski: *slides in front and zaps the twins again*
Twins: *fall forward frozen*
*gets surrounded by zoo animals*
Skipper: "Rico, signature move!"
Rico: *regurgitates smoke bomb*
Mort: *catches it and runs away* "I'm the sneaky bandi-" *bomb explodes* (while flying through air) "Curse you Rico the penguiiiiiiin!!!!"
Director: "..........What just happened?"
Chase Scene: Take 4
Twins: *fall forward frozen*
*gets surrounded by zoo animals*
Skipper: "Rico, signature move!"
Rico: *regurgitates smoke bomb*
Burt: *when smoke clears* "Aw, man! Leonard was right! They do use smoke bombs!" >:(
Leonard: "No kidding." >:(
Roy: "Come on! They gotta be here somewhere!"
*zoo animals run in other direction*
Skipper: *peeks out from behind lamp post* "All clear! Alright boys, we need to lay low until sunrise. And the best way to lay low is up high." >:)
(cuts to animals gathering together)
Marlene: "Find anything?"
Burt: "No, and that really burns my trunk!"
Marlene: "Well, they can't just disappear into thin air!"
*animals run in another direction*
(cut to penguins and Vesuviuses in tree)
Skipper: "They bought it. In bulk. Suckers!" >:D
Private: "Now what, Skipper?"
Skipper: "Now we just wait, till the break of dawn."
Kowalski: "Skipper, I've been crunching the numbers, and-"
Skipper: "Oh, good. 'Cause otherwise those numbers might've stayed uncrunched. And we wouldn't want our numbers uncrunched,-"
Julien: *crunches a walnut in Skipper's earhole* "Crunch!" XD
Skipper: "Ah! Ringtail!" >:(
Director: *facepalm*
Chase Scene: Take 5
(cut to penguins and Vesuviuses in tree)
Skipper: "They bought it. In bulk. Suckers!" >:D
Private: "Now what, Skipper?"
Skipper: "Now we just wait, till the break of dawn."
Kowalski: "Skipper, I've been crunching the numbers, and-"
Skipper: "Oh, good. 'Cause otherwise those numbers might've stayed uncrunched. And we wouldn't want our numbers uncrunched, would we boys? It's a darn good thing you're here, Kowalski, to keep those numbers good and crunched!"
Kowalski: "You, uh...through?"
Skipper: "Hmmmm....yeah."
Kowalski: "Anyway, I-"
Skipper: "Nope! I'm not! It's not the numbers I'm worried about getting crunched! It's us! Okay! Now I'm through."
Kowalski: "Anyway, I've cr..." *clears throat* "I've done the math and between the four of us and the twins, this branch is at maximum capacity."
*fly lands on Twin's nose*
(branch breaks and falls to the ground)
Twin 1: *lands on Kowalski*
Kowalski: "My spleen........again.........."
Julien: "Ahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahahaaaa!!! You see, it is funny, because it is not me! Ahahahahahahaa!!!"
Director: *faceclipboard* *faceclipboard*
Chase Scene: Take 6
Skipper: "Nope! I'm not! It's not the numbers I'm worried about getting crunched! It's us! Okay! Now I'm through."
Kowalski: "Anyway, I've cr..." *clears throat* "I've done the math and between the four of us and the twins, this branch is at maximum capacity."
*fly lands on Twin's nose*
(branch breaks and falls to the ground)
Skipper: >.<.....*looks around* "Nobody's coming!" :D "We may be in the clear!"
Burt: *in background* "Hey guys, I just heard four penguins and two brats fall out of a tree!"
Skipper: "Well, we're not clear. BUG OUT!!!!"
*penguins grab twins and jump into sewer*
Skipper: *while rowing through the sewer on the Vesuviuses* "Well, it's not my top choice. But I guess sometimes ya gotta hide out in some filthy, stinky, disease ridden, sest pool. Comes with the job."
Rat King: "Filthy....stinky...sest pool?!?!"
Skipper: "Well, yeah."
Rat King: "True words, but that tone of voice, it sounds...so judgmental."
Skipper: "Look, vermin monarch, we don't need your hot head in the way right now."
Rat King: "Aw, ge-"
Julien: "Monarch?! So the big strong mouse man is part butterfly?! Ahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!" *falls on back holding stomach*
Rat King: "I ain't no butterfly! AAAHH!" *charges at Julien*
Julien: "AAAAAHHH!" *runs away* "Save the king!!! Save the kiiiiinng!!!!!!"
Director: *starts counting to ten while taking deep breaths*
Chase Scene: Take 7
Skipper: *while rowing through the sewer on the Vesuviuses* "Well, it's not my top choice. But I guess sometimes ya gotta hide out in some filthy, stinky, disease ridden, sest pool. Comes with the job."
Rat King: "Filthy....stinky...sest pool?!?!"
Skipper: "Well, yeah."
Rat King: "True words, but that tone of voice, it sounds...so judgmental."
Skipper: "Look, vermin monarch, we don't need your hot head in the way right now."
Rat King: "Aw, gee, too bad. 'Cause look what you just found!!! AAAAHHH!" *charges at penguins with rat minions*
(after beating the rats with the Vesuviuses)
Private: "This is still better than what the other animals would do to you...really...."
(while taking the Vesuviuses out of the sewer)
Joey: (in background) "I found 'em!"
Penguins: :O
Skipper: "Grab a kid and run!!!"
(after much chasing)
Penguins: *run into each other and are surrounded by the zoosters*
Bing: "Yo, birds. Just give us the Vesuviuses and nobody gets hurt!" >:(
Bada: "Nobody but the naughty boys, capiche?"
Skipper: "Well, all I can say, I guess, is, uh...Rico! Smoke bomb!"
Rico: *tries to hack but gets nothing*
Kowalski: "It seems we've exhausted Rico's smoke bomb supply."
Leonard: *to Burt while standing on his trunk* "See? It's their thing."
Skipper: "Drat...Well how 'bout twilight's last gleaming?"
Rico: "Yup!" *hacks up fire works*
*fireworks explode into wall of habitat behind them*
Rico: O_O.....*whistles innocently and inches toward exit*
Director: (grip tightens on director's chair) *twitch*...*twitch*...
Julien: "Allow me. CUUUUUUUT! That's a rap everybody!" :D
Mort: "King Julien is the best director ever!" :D :D
Skipper: *clears throat nervously* "We can um...we can fix that." *bad pokerface*
Leonard: *to Burt* "Yeah, just plain blowing things up is their thing, too."
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Chase Scene: Take 1
Burt: *while running by with other animals* Come on! I'm gettin' edgy to give a wedgy!
Skipper: *from behind a wall* *signals team that the ghost is clear* "So, how long will your freeze ray last?"
Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"
Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*
Twin 1: *trips on Kowalski* "Ow! My knee!" *holds knee*
Kowalski: *in gasps* "Your knee....my spleen...."
Twin 1: "Kowalski, must it always be about you?"
Chase Scene: Take 2
Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"
Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*
Kowalski: "Now...the freeze ray will last till now..."
Bada: *in background* "Yo, I think I heard the screamers comin' from this way."
Skipper: "Secure the screamers!"
Kowalski: *slides in front and pulls trigger on freeze ray* "Wait, what the?"
Director: "Cut!" *sigh* "Why are only bubbles coming out?"
Ma: *comes out of nowhere mopping the floor* "Dangerous things don't belong in the studio."
Director: T_T
Chase Scene: Take 3
Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"
Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*
Kowalski: "Now...the freeze ray will last till now..."
Bada: *in background* "Yo, I think I heard the screamers comin' from this way."
Skipper: "Secure the screamers!"
Kowalski: *slides in front and zaps the twins again*
Twins: *fall forward frozen*
*gets surrounded by zoo animals*
Skipper: "Rico, signature move!"
Rico: *regurgitates smoke bomb*
Mort: *catches it and runs away* "I'm the sneaky bandi-" *bomb explodes* (while flying through air) "Curse you Rico the penguiiiiiiin!!!!"
Director: "..........What just happened?"
Chase Scene: Take 4
Twins: *fall forward frozen*
*gets surrounded by zoo animals*
Skipper: "Rico, signature move!"
Rico: *regurgitates smoke bomb*
Burt: *when smoke clears* "Aw, man! Leonard was right! They do use smoke bombs!" >:(
Leonard: "No kidding." >:(
Roy: "Come on! They gotta be here somewhere!"
*zoo animals run in other direction*
Skipper: *peeks out from behind lamp post* "All clear! Alright boys, we need to lay low until sunrise. And the best way to lay low is up high." >:)
(cuts to animals gathering together)
Marlene: "Find anything?"
Burt: "No, and that really burns my trunk!"
Marlene: "Well, they can't just disappear into thin air!"
*animals run in another direction*
(cut to penguins and Vesuviuses in tree)
Skipper: "They bought it. In bulk. Suckers!" >:D
Private: "Now what, Skipper?"
Skipper: "Now we just wait, till the break of dawn."
Kowalski: "Skipper, I've been crunching the numbers, and-"
Skipper: "Oh, good. 'Cause otherwise those numbers might've stayed uncrunched. And we wouldn't want our numbers uncrunched,-"
Julien: *crunches a walnut in Skipper's earhole* "Crunch!" XD
Skipper: "Ah! Ringtail!" >:(
Director: *facepalm*
Chase Scene: Take 5
(cut to penguins and Vesuviuses in tree)
Skipper: "They bought it. In bulk. Suckers!" >:D
Private: "Now what, Skipper?"
Skipper: "Now we just wait, till the break of dawn."
Kowalski: "Skipper, I've been crunching the numbers, and-"
Skipper: "Oh, good. 'Cause otherwise those numbers might've stayed uncrunched. And we wouldn't want our numbers uncrunched, would we boys? It's a darn good thing you're here, Kowalski, to keep those numbers good and crunched!"
Kowalski: "You, uh...through?"
Skipper: "Hmmmm....yeah."
Kowalski: "Anyway, I-"
Skipper: "Nope! I'm not! It's not the numbers I'm worried about getting crunched! It's us! Okay! Now I'm through."
Kowalski: "Anyway, I've cr..." *clears throat* "I've done the math and between the four of us and the twins, this branch is at maximum capacity."
*fly lands on Twin's nose*
(branch breaks and falls to the ground)
Twin 1: *lands on Kowalski*
Kowalski: "My spleen........again.........."
Julien: "Ahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahahaaaa!!! You see, it is funny, because it is not me! Ahahahahahahaa!!!"
Director: *faceclipboard* *faceclipboard*
Chase Scene: Take 6
Skipper: "Nope! I'm not! It's not the numbers I'm worried about getting crunched! It's us! Okay! Now I'm through."
Kowalski: "Anyway, I've cr..." *clears throat* "I've done the math and between the four of us and the twins, this branch is at maximum capacity."
*fly lands on Twin's nose*
(branch breaks and falls to the ground)
Skipper: >.<.....*looks around* "Nobody's coming!" :D "We may be in the clear!"
Burt: *in background* "Hey guys, I just heard four penguins and two brats fall out of a tree!"
Skipper: "Well, we're not clear. BUG OUT!!!!"
*penguins grab twins and jump into sewer*
Skipper: *while rowing through the sewer on the Vesuviuses* "Well, it's not my top choice. But I guess sometimes ya gotta hide out in some filthy, stinky, disease ridden, sest pool. Comes with the job."
Rat King: "Filthy....stinky...sest pool?!?!"
Skipper: "Well, yeah."
Rat King: "True words, but that tone of voice, it sounds...so judgmental."
Skipper: "Look, vermin monarch, we don't need your hot head in the way right now."
Rat King: "Aw, ge-"
Julien: "Monarch?! So the big strong mouse man is part butterfly?! Ahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!" *falls on back holding stomach*
Rat King: "I ain't no butterfly! AAAHH!" *charges at Julien*
Julien: "AAAAAHHH!" *runs away* "Save the king!!! Save the kiiiiinng!!!!!!"
Director: *starts counting to ten while taking deep breaths*
Chase Scene: Take 7
Skipper: *while rowing through the sewer on the Vesuviuses* "Well, it's not my top choice. But I guess sometimes ya gotta hide out in some filthy, stinky, disease ridden, sest pool. Comes with the job."
Rat King: "Filthy....stinky...sest pool?!?!"
Skipper: "Well, yeah."
Rat King: "True words, but that tone of voice, it sounds...so judgmental."
Skipper: "Look, vermin monarch, we don't need your hot head in the way right now."
Rat King: "Aw, gee, too bad. 'Cause look what you just found!!! AAAAHHH!" *charges at penguins with rat minions*
(after beating the rats with the Vesuviuses)
Private: "This is still better than what the other animals would do to you...really...."
(while taking the Vesuviuses out of the sewer)
Joey: (in background) "I found 'em!"
Penguins: :O
Skipper: "Grab a kid and run!!!"
(after much chasing)
Penguins: *run into each other and are surrounded by the zoosters*
Bing: "Yo, birds. Just give us the Vesuviuses and nobody gets hurt!" >:(
Bada: "Nobody but the naughty boys, capiche?"
Skipper: "Well, all I can say, I guess, is, uh...Rico! Smoke bomb!"
Rico: *tries to hack but gets nothing*
Kowalski: "It seems we've exhausted Rico's smoke bomb supply."
Leonard: *to Burt while standing on his trunk* "See? It's their thing."
Skipper: "Drat...Well how 'bout twilight's last gleaming?"
Rico: "Yup!" *hacks up fire works*
*fireworks explode into wall of habitat behind them*
Rico: O_O.....*whistles innocently and inches toward exit*
Director: (grip tightens on director's chair) *twitch*...*twitch*...
Julien: "Allow me. CUUUUUUUT! That's a rap everybody!" :D
Mort: "King Julien is the best director ever!" :D :D
Skipper: *clears throat nervously* "We can um...we can fix that." *bad pokerface*
Leonard: *to Burt* "Yeah, just plain blowing things up is their thing, too."
I am writing a pom and Twilight Zone crossover with 6 episodes, I'll make 3 more if it becomes popular. There will be death, smoking (the show is KNOWN 4 smoking), and randomness.
Rod Serling: I welcome you to-
Me: MOVE IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank you for waiting
You unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as you travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.
Rod Serling: I welcome you to-
Me: MOVE IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank you for waiting
You unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as you travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.
OK, as you might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site or theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an article to be posted on their own site about how great the other show is.
If you like the plan, comment and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if you don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site or theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an article to be posted on their own site about how great the other show is.
If you like the plan, comment and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if you don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!