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Romantic Guitar: Take 1
Skipper: Somewhere inside that abomination burns some ember of our Marlene. And I know just how to reach it. Rico! Guitar me! Por favor!
Rico: *hacks up guitar*
Skipper: (not realizing that its an electric guitar) *plucks string* *LOUD GUITAR SOUND*
Private/Kowalski/Skipper: Aaah! My ears!!!!
Rico: AHHH YEAH!
Director: Rico! Spanish guitar! Not electric!
Kowalski: What about Danish metrics?
Private: No! I think he said Famous sitar tactics!
Kowalski: Oh yeah Private! That makes sense!
Skipper: What are we talking about?!
Private: What stalker trout?!
Skipper: No! WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?!?
Director: ENOUGH ALREADY!
Romantic Guitar: Take 2
Skipper: Somewhere inside that abomination burns some ember of our Marlene. And I know just how to reach it. Rico! Guitar me! Por favor!
Rico: *hacks up guitar*
Skipper: *plays Spanish guitar*
Marlene: *sways*
Kowalski: It's working!
Private: When did you learn to play like that?
Skipper: 8 years of hiding in the jungles of Me-hi-co! You pick up a few things!
...
Director: Ugh! X! That's your cue!
X: *drives up in van*
Director: You're too late!
X: *gets out of car* T_T Why do you think?
Director: *holds back laugh* Well....um...X...it's....not that bad.....
X: *looks at Rico* I know it was you who dyed my uniform pink! Admit it!
Rico: *burst out laughing*
Skipper: Stand..*snicker*...Stand down Rico...It's not that AHAHAHHAAA!!! I'm sorryhehehehehe!!!!
X: >:(
Romantic Guitar: Take 3
Private: When did you learn to play like that?
Skipper: 8 years of hiding in the jungles of Me-hi-co! You pick up a few things!
X: *drives up in van*
Skipper: *stops playing*
Penguins: *hide*
Marlene: *snarls at light from headlights*
*grenade falls in front of her*
Marlene: *growls at grenade*
[Grenade]: *smoke screen*
X: Ha! Gotch....Hey! Where'd she go?
Kowalski: *points* Um......
Marlene: Come on! Please!?
Skipper: Marlene I'm working right now. I'll play more later.
Director: Guys! We're supposed to be doing the scene!
Marlene: OK...then how about we change the scene to where he plays more!
Skipper: *smug look*
Director: *facepalm*
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Romantic Guitar: Take 1
Skipper: Somewhere inside that abomination burns some ember of our Marlene. And I know just how to reach it. Rico! Guitar me! Por favor!
Rico: *hacks up guitar*
Skipper: (not realizing that its an electric guitar) *plucks string* *LOUD GUITAR SOUND*
Private/Kowalski/Skipper: Aaah! My ears!!!!
Rico: AHHH YEAH!
Director: Rico! Spanish guitar! Not electric!
Kowalski: What about Danish metrics?
Private: No! I think he said Famous sitar tactics!
Kowalski: Oh yeah Private! That makes sense!
Skipper: What are we talking about?!
Private: What stalker trout?!
Skipper: No! WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?!?
Director: ENOUGH ALREADY!
Romantic Guitar: Take 2
Skipper: Somewhere inside that abomination burns some ember of our Marlene. And I know just how to reach it. Rico! Guitar me! Por favor!
Rico: *hacks up guitar*
Skipper: *plays Spanish guitar*
Marlene: *sways*
Kowalski: It's working!
Private: When did you learn to play like that?
Skipper: 8 years of hiding in the jungles of Me-hi-co! You pick up a few things!
...
Director: Ugh! X! That's your cue!
X: *drives up in van*
Director: You're too late!
X: *gets out of car* T_T Why do you think?
Director: *holds back laugh* Well....um...X...it's....not that bad.....
X: *looks at Rico* I know it was you who dyed my uniform pink! Admit it!
Rico: *burst out laughing*
Skipper: Stand..*snicker*...Stand down Rico...It's not that AHAHAHHAAA!!! I'm sorryhehehehehe!!!!
X: >:(
Romantic Guitar: Take 3
Private: When did you learn to play like that?
Skipper: 8 years of hiding in the jungles of Me-hi-co! You pick up a few things!
X: *drives up in van*
Skipper: *stops playing*
Penguins: *hide*
Marlene: *snarls at light from headlights*
*grenade falls in front of her*
Marlene: *growls at grenade*
[Grenade]: *smoke screen*
X: Ha! Gotch....Hey! Where'd she go?
Kowalski: *points* Um......
Marlene: Come on! Please!?
Skipper: Marlene I'm working right now. I'll play more later.
Director: Guys! We're supposed to be doing the scene!
Marlene: OK...then how about we change the scene to where he plays more!
Skipper: *smug look*
Director: *facepalm*
TDH: this is a remake to the movie with the same title. The character's personalities may be somewhat altered to fit the characters from the movie. Please read and review. Rated T for sexuality and some language.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the day he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the day he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.