User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! You may begin da worshiping!
Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.
User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!
Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?
User: You are being stupid-y!
Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!
User: You!
Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.
User: Hey that's what the Skipper penguin tells me!
Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.
User: What? Eh never mind..
Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: *sighs*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I am the king! You are to be obeying me!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Did you just say no?? *eye twitches*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did you say 'no' or 'yes'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How dare you disobey your king!!!
Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?
User: You disobeyed your LEMUR KING when he, which is I, told you to be making me a smoothie!
Cleverbot: Well ask something else.
User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling you to be making him a smoothie... YOU MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!
Cleverbot: How can I?
User: AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Am not.
If you all like this one I'll make more with different characters. :)
Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.
User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!
Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?
User: You are being stupid-y!
Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!
User: You!
Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.
User: Hey that's what the Skipper penguin tells me!
Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.
User: What? Eh never mind..
Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: *sighs*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I am the king! You are to be obeying me!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Did you just say no?? *eye twitches*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did you say 'no' or 'yes'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How dare you disobey your king!!!
Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?
User: You disobeyed your LEMUR KING when he, which is I, told you to be making me a smoothie!
Cleverbot: Well ask something else.
User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling you to be making him a smoothie... YOU MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!
Cleverbot: How can I?
User: AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Am not.
If you all like this one I'll make more with different characters. :)
Private:U TAKE THAT BACK U-U-U-PERSON!!!!!
Alex:make me pen-gu-in
Skipper:UR DOING SOMETHING U DON'T WANT TO DO SISTER
Alex:Grrr
Ron:um.....what happen?
Mars:who are u?
Private:oh sorry for being rude.I am private
Kowalski: Kowalski this is Rico
Rico:hello
Skipper:skipper
Harry:Harry
Alex:Alex
Mars:Mariella
Ron:Ron
Hermione:hermione
Alex:why are we in nets?
Mars:same here
Ron:BLOODY MERLIN!!!
Alex:hey I just realize that u and hermy are in the same nets wow
Mars:I am so lonely
Harry:can u please get us out of here!?
Private:sure (cuts open nets)
Alex:I feel so free
Kowalski:u only be there for 3 mintes
Alex:3 mintes is long in my world
Ron:I can't believe I was in a net with
Alex and mars:hermione
Kolwaski:(
Alex :P
Alex:make me pen-gu-in
Skipper:UR DOING SOMETHING U DON'T WANT TO DO SISTER
Alex:Grrr
Ron:um.....what happen?
Mars:who are u?
Private:oh sorry for being rude.I am private
Kowalski: Kowalski this is Rico
Rico:hello
Skipper:skipper
Harry:Harry
Alex:Alex
Mars:Mariella
Ron:Ron
Hermione:hermione
Alex:why are we in nets?
Mars:same here
Ron:BLOODY MERLIN!!!
Alex:hey I just realize that u and hermy are in the same nets wow
Mars:I am so lonely
Harry:can u please get us out of here!?
Private:sure (cuts open nets)
Alex:I feel so free
Kowalski:u only be there for 3 mintes
Alex:3 mintes is long in my world
Ron:I can't believe I was in a net with
Alex and mars:hermione
Kolwaski:(
Alex :P
Me:well I got a letter
Skipper:who be seading you letters
Me:I don't know
The letter says: HogWarts school for witchcraft and wizardy
The penguins look up
Me:what?
Skipper:Alex your a wizard you have to go I'll sign
Me:I know but guess what I get to see Harry yes
Skipper:well you sead owl post
Me:tons I promise
At HogWarts
Me:Harry,Ron,Hermoie hi
Harry:maybe you'll be a griffendory
Me:I hope so to
At the sorting cermony
The hat:griffendory!
Me:YES
Harry:congrats Alex
Me:thanks you know I miss the penguins
The doors swing open and hagrid comes in and guess who came with him
Skipper:who be seading you letters
Me:I don't know
The letter says: HogWarts school for witchcraft and wizardy
The penguins look up
Me:what?
Skipper:Alex your a wizard you have to go I'll sign
Me:I know but guess what I get to see Harry yes
Skipper:well you sead owl post
Me:tons I promise
At HogWarts
Me:Harry,Ron,Hermoie hi
Harry:maybe you'll be a griffendory
Me:I hope so to
At the sorting cermony
The hat:griffendory!
Me:YES
Harry:congrats Alex
Me:thanks you know I miss the penguins
The doors swing open and hagrid comes in and guess who came with him