Madagascar
Private: "Skipper...Don't you think we should tell them the boat's out of gas?"
Skipper: "Nah...Just smile & wave boys. Smile & wave."
*penguins smile & wave to the foursome on the boat*
On The Boat...
Alex: *walking into the bridge* "OK, chimpos! Ready to set sail?"
Mason: "Oh, blast it all! We can't seem to get the boat started."
Alex: "Can't get the boat started? Why?"
Mason: "Phil?"
Phil: *sign language*
Mason: "Oh, dear. Phil says we appear to be out of gas."
Alex: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't tell us that!"
Gloria: *walks in* "What is goin' on here? Shouldn't we be headed back to New York?"
Alex: "The boat's out of gas, Gloria. We're not going back today."
Gloria: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't say anything about the boat being out of gas!"
Alex: "I know. C'mon. I guess we'd better tell the others."
Alex/Gloria/Mason/Phil: *leave bridge*
Marty: "Hey! Whatchu doin'? Why aren't we headed to New York?"
Melman: "What's wrong, Alex?"
Gloria: "The boat's out of gas. We aren't going anywhere."
Marty: "Out of gas?! Oh, that is so not crackalackin'."
Melman: "What are we gonna tell everyone?"
Alex: "Just let me handle this."
Marty: "Oh, uh-uh. Last time you handled things you were shot by an animal control officer & we all got put in crates."
Alex: "You got a better idea?"
Gloria: "You two waste too much time! I'll handle this." *walks to front of boat* "Excuse me! Excuse me everyone!"
*lemurs quiet down*
Gloria: "Look, everyone. The boat's out of gas...So we can't go anywhere."
Julien: "So you freaks are staying for a while then?"
Gloria: "Yeah. We're gonna be stayin'."
*lemurs are silent for a moment, then begin cheering*
Gloria: "Oyvay."
Julien: "Oyvay, everyone!"
Lemurs: "OYVAY!"
*Alex, Gloria, Melman, & Marty go over to the sunbathing penguins*
Alex: "Skipper! Guys! Why didn't you tell us the boat was out of gas!?"
Skipper: "The boat's out of gas?! Oh, well, what a shame..."
Marty: "You really expect us to believe that you 4 didn't know the boat was out of gas?!"
Skipper: "No. What's your point?"
Alex: "How are we supposed to get off this island?! It's not like we can go to the nearest gas station!"
Skipper: "Not our problem. Right Rico?"
Rico: "Uh-huh!" *hacks up dynamite*
Alex: "OK, I don't even want to know how he did that." e.O
Julien, Maurice, Mort...
Maurice: "Why don't you let them use your plane, King Julien? I'm sure we could get it to fly."
Julien: "Because, Maurice, it is my plane. So shut it."
Maurice: "Well, then why don't you go with them?"
Mort: "YAY!"
Julien: "Mort...why are you yaying?"
Mort: "We are going with the giants! YAY!"
Julien: "I never said that..."
Maurice: "But didn't you, King Julien? Think about it..."
Julien: "It is very possible..."
Maurice: "So, you'll let them use your plane?"
Julien: "Uh...I...well..."
Maurice: "Then it's settled then. I'll go tell them." *walks away*
Julien: *muttering* "I sure showed him..."
To Be Continued...
Private: "Skipper...Don't you think we should tell them the boat's out of gas?"
Skipper: "Nah...Just smile & wave boys. Smile & wave."
*penguins smile & wave to the foursome on the boat*
On The Boat...
Alex: *walking into the bridge* "OK, chimpos! Ready to set sail?"
Mason: "Oh, blast it all! We can't seem to get the boat started."
Alex: "Can't get the boat started? Why?"
Mason: "Phil?"
Phil: *sign language*
Mason: "Oh, dear. Phil says we appear to be out of gas."
Alex: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't tell us that!"
Gloria: *walks in* "What is goin' on here? Shouldn't we be headed back to New York?"
Alex: "The boat's out of gas, Gloria. We're not going back today."
Gloria: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't say anything about the boat being out of gas!"
Alex: "I know. C'mon. I guess we'd better tell the others."
Alex/Gloria/Mason/Phil: *leave bridge*
Marty: "Hey! Whatchu doin'? Why aren't we headed to New York?"
Melman: "What's wrong, Alex?"
Gloria: "The boat's out of gas. We aren't going anywhere."
Marty: "Out of gas?! Oh, that is so not crackalackin'."
Melman: "What are we gonna tell everyone?"
Alex: "Just let me handle this."
Marty: "Oh, uh-uh. Last time you handled things you were shot by an animal control officer & we all got put in crates."
Alex: "You got a better idea?"
Gloria: "You two waste too much time! I'll handle this." *walks to front of boat* "Excuse me! Excuse me everyone!"
*lemurs quiet down*
Gloria: "Look, everyone. The boat's out of gas...So we can't go anywhere."
Julien: "So you freaks are staying for a while then?"
Gloria: "Yeah. We're gonna be stayin'."
*lemurs are silent for a moment, then begin cheering*
Gloria: "Oyvay."
Julien: "Oyvay, everyone!"
Lemurs: "OYVAY!"
*Alex, Gloria, Melman, & Marty go over to the sunbathing penguins*
Alex: "Skipper! Guys! Why didn't you tell us the boat was out of gas!?"
Skipper: "The boat's out of gas?! Oh, well, what a shame..."
Marty: "You really expect us to believe that you 4 didn't know the boat was out of gas?!"
Skipper: "No. What's your point?"
Alex: "How are we supposed to get off this island?! It's not like we can go to the nearest gas station!"
Skipper: "Not our problem. Right Rico?"
Rico: "Uh-huh!" *hacks up dynamite*
Alex: "OK, I don't even want to know how he did that." e.O
Julien, Maurice, Mort...
Maurice: "Why don't you let them use your plane, King Julien? I'm sure we could get it to fly."
Julien: "Because, Maurice, it is my plane. So shut it."
Maurice: "Well, then why don't you go with them?"
Mort: "YAY!"
Julien: "Mort...why are you yaying?"
Mort: "We are going with the giants! YAY!"
Julien: "I never said that..."
Maurice: "But didn't you, King Julien? Think about it..."
Julien: "It is very possible..."
Maurice: "So, you'll let them use your plane?"
Julien: "Uh...I...well..."
Maurice: "Then it's settled then. I'll go tell them." *walks away*
Julien: *muttering* "I sure showed him..."
To Be Continued...
Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: Hey Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny Show it's The Late Late Show with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do You Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: Hey Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can You Do Something For me?
*The Next Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having You Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently You Are.
*The End!*
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: Hey Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny Show it's The Late Late Show with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do You Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: Hey Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can You Do Something For me?
*The Next Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having You Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently You Are.
*The End!*