Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first day at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides you and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me more about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, you can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper at the beach
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(I had to use my OC for this, or it wouldn't make sense)
Palm (my OC, lemur) was trying to educate Private. She told him to find out what the first few letters of the alphabet were by tommorow. Private went back to his habitat, and asked Skipper what the first letter of the alphabet was. Skipper was arguing with Kowalski, and said to him (Kowalski) "Never!" Private remembered that. Then, he went over to Rico, who was watching wrestling on the T.V. He asked him what the second letter of the alphabet was. Rico said (to the T.V.) "Yeah! Yeah! Go!" So Private remembered that. Then, he looked over at the clock. "It's time for Lunicorns!" Private said. He pushed Rico away from the T.V., and switched the channel to Lunicorns. The Lunicorns were singing a song. They said "And number three makes Sunshine and Rainbows!" Private thought they were talking about the alphabet, so he remembered that. The next day, Palm asked Private if he found out what the first few letters of the alphabet were. Private said yes, so Palm asked him to recite them. "Never!" Private said. "Did you just say no to me?!" Palm exclaimed. "Yeah! Yeah! Go!" Private said. Just then, Alice walked by the habitat and saw a penguin with the lemurs. "How did you get out of your habitat?" Alice asked. "Oh, no! We've been discovered!" Palm exclaimed. "Sunshine and Rainbows!" Private said.
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What do you call a snake with an appetite for mammals?
Savio
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Fill in the blanks and solve the riddle.
The ________ have defeated all ___ some of their enemies. Who is their ____ enemy now?
Blanks: penguins; but; main
Answer: a snail and Hans.
(this joke isn't really funny. To make it funny, take the answers and put them in the right order, and you get a really funny sentence)
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first day at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides you and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me more about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, you can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper at the beach
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(I had to use my OC for this, or it wouldn't make sense)
Palm (my OC, lemur) was trying to educate Private. She told him to find out what the first few letters of the alphabet were by tommorow. Private went back to his habitat, and asked Skipper what the first letter of the alphabet was. Skipper was arguing with Kowalski, and said to him (Kowalski) "Never!" Private remembered that. Then, he went over to Rico, who was watching wrestling on the T.V. He asked him what the second letter of the alphabet was. Rico said (to the T.V.) "Yeah! Yeah! Go!" So Private remembered that. Then, he looked over at the clock. "It's time for Lunicorns!" Private said. He pushed Rico away from the T.V., and switched the channel to Lunicorns. The Lunicorns were singing a song. They said "And number three makes Sunshine and Rainbows!" Private thought they were talking about the alphabet, so he remembered that. The next day, Palm asked Private if he found out what the first few letters of the alphabet were. Private said yes, so Palm asked him to recite them. "Never!" Private said. "Did you just say no to me?!" Palm exclaimed. "Yeah! Yeah! Go!" Private said. Just then, Alice walked by the habitat and saw a penguin with the lemurs. "How did you get out of your habitat?" Alice asked. "Oh, no! We've been discovered!" Palm exclaimed. "Sunshine and Rainbows!" Private said.
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What do you call a snake with an appetite for mammals?
Savio
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Fill in the blanks and solve the riddle.
The ________ have defeated all ___ some of their enemies. Who is their ____ enemy now?
Blanks: penguins; but; main
Answer: a snail and Hans.
(this joke isn't really funny. To make it funny, take the answers and put them in the right order, and you get a really funny sentence)
Everyone was gone except for two of the penguins.
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a penguin said "Do you know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i said and the penguin said "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and said "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged next a the penguin said "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," said private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private said angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he said it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of you go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins you said were wrong,"
WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a penguin said "Do you know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i said and the penguin said "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and said "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged next a the penguin said "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," said private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private said angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he said it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of you go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins you said were wrong,"
WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?