A police officer is in front of the zoo standing by a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown fur anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out with Skipper) I think we have ourselves a suspect.
P: Umm, sorry to burst your bubble, Officer, but he's with us.
S: Look, I may be banned from Denmark, have a bit of a temper, and am in a relationship with Marlene, but I wouldn't hurt her.
Officer: Well, look...
S: Listen, you are OBVIOUSLY too quick to judge me. I think that YOU'RE the killer in disquise!
K: Woah, take it easy, Skipper.
S: Why I oughta...(he judos the officer until he's bloody and in a coma. Skipper's covered in some of the blood) AAGH!! Oh my god! I am freaking out!
R: (translated) It's okay, Skipper. Calm down. (licks some of the blood off of Skipper and Skipper has a WTF look on his face)
K: Hey guys, I think I found a clue. (picks up a feather) A penguin feather!
S: Well, it doesn't look like it belongs to any of us. (they see Buck Rockgut coming out from behind a tree)
P: Look, over there!
S: Leave it to me! (chases Buck Rockgut until Rockgut tackles Skipper and holds a knife by his neck) Rico! (Rico barfs a gun, throws it to Skipper, and Skipper shoots Rockgut multiple times)
K: Nice job, guys.
P: Sorry you had to murder your idol, Skipper.
S: That's alright, Private, it was for a good cause. (someone speaks from the radio of the penguins' car)
Guy on radio: All units respond. Major homicide in Manila involving Manfreedi and Johnson.
K: Sounds like Manfreedi and Johnson have been playing a little game. And it ended in (puts on shades) sudden death.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown fur anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out with Skipper) I think we have ourselves a suspect.
P: Umm, sorry to burst your bubble, Officer, but he's with us.
S: Look, I may be banned from Denmark, have a bit of a temper, and am in a relationship with Marlene, but I wouldn't hurt her.
Officer: Well, look...
S: Listen, you are OBVIOUSLY too quick to judge me. I think that YOU'RE the killer in disquise!
K: Woah, take it easy, Skipper.
S: Why I oughta...(he judos the officer until he's bloody and in a coma. Skipper's covered in some of the blood) AAGH!! Oh my god! I am freaking out!
R: (translated) It's okay, Skipper. Calm down. (licks some of the blood off of Skipper and Skipper has a WTF look on his face)
K: Hey guys, I think I found a clue. (picks up a feather) A penguin feather!
S: Well, it doesn't look like it belongs to any of us. (they see Buck Rockgut coming out from behind a tree)
P: Look, over there!
S: Leave it to me! (chases Buck Rockgut until Rockgut tackles Skipper and holds a knife by his neck) Rico! (Rico barfs a gun, throws it to Skipper, and Skipper shoots Rockgut multiple times)
K: Nice job, guys.
P: Sorry you had to murder your idol, Skipper.
S: That's alright, Private, it was for a good cause. (someone speaks from the radio of the penguins' car)
Guy on radio: All units respond. Major homicide in Manila involving Manfreedi and Johnson.
K: Sounds like Manfreedi and Johnson have been playing a little game. And it ended in (puts on shades) sudden death.