Private: Oh dear!
Kowalski: This is weird!
Rico: Hey, I have a beard!
Julien: My music box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!
Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?
Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!
Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!
Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!
Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!
Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!
Kowalski: Do you mind? This is science!
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!
Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-
Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player.
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer!
Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing! You don't have a choice but to modulate your voice because everybody must sing!
Zoo Animals: Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing!
Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble!
Blowhole: It's a melodious sort of trouble!
Kowalski: Like Broadway, but involuntary!
Blowhole: Don't need a rhyming dictionary!
Kowalski: And if you're out of key-
Blowhole: The last thing you will see-
Kowalski: Is this mutant talent judge-
Blowhole: Who evidently holds a grudge!
Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing! You don't have a choice, so raise your pretty voice, because everybody must sing!
Zoo Animals: Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing! Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing!
Blowhole: Now listen to me, pen-gu-win!
Kowalski: I'm all earholes, dolph-er-in!
Blowhole: We have to think fast!
Kowalski: Before the sonic blast!
Kowalski: This is weird!
Rico: Hey, I have a beard!
Julien: My music box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!
Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?
Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!
Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!
Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!
Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!
Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!
Kowalski: Do you mind? This is science!
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!
Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-
Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player.
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer!
Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing! You don't have a choice but to modulate your voice because everybody must sing!
Zoo Animals: Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing!
Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble!
Blowhole: It's a melodious sort of trouble!
Kowalski: Like Broadway, but involuntary!
Blowhole: Don't need a rhyming dictionary!
Kowalski: And if you're out of key-
Blowhole: The last thing you will see-
Kowalski: Is this mutant talent judge-
Blowhole: Who evidently holds a grudge!
Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing! You don't have a choice, so raise your pretty voice, because everybody must sing!
Zoo Animals: Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing! Sing sing sing sing sing sing sing!
Blowhole: Now listen to me, pen-gu-win!
Kowalski: I'm all earholes, dolph-er-in!
Blowhole: We have to think fast!
Kowalski: Before the sonic blast!
Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.
Kowalski pulls out a guitar and starts playing
Kowalski:
Stunning like a beach sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.
Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would love me,
We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,
Doris, the dolphin,
Why did you abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would love me,
If only she would love me.
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Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish writing now, coz SOME RANDOM FAG ON FANPOP IS READING MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.