"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the animals A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," said Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with animals whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with animals whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list, since her name apparently started with M, so he headed to Marlene's place first. Once he slid on his belly across the path, leaped over the spiked fence, and crossed the pond Marlene had, he went to check up on Marlene. "Hey Skipper!! How are ya?" asked Marlene. "I'm alright Marlene, but we can't be too careful ya know? Pennywise that evil bitch," said Skipper. "Yeah, I know, so how do you feel?" asked Marlene, watching into Skipper's eyes. "I feel fine okay? No worries," said Skipper. "And how do you truly feel about me?" asked Marlene.
Skipper then knew what was going on, her smile, the candles in her home, he knew she was trying something. "Oh I see, you little feisty mammal!!" said Skipper, blushing. "Yep!! I'm a feisty mammal!!" said Marlene, flirting with him, "Now pucker your beak commando!!" said Marlene. "Woooow!!!" said Skipper, smiling and accepting her kiss, he then held her in his flippers and kissed her lips, he then enjoyed the moment for a while, the warm kiss, the wonderful rush it gave him, he savored the kiss for a while. He then noticed something odd, he looked in the mirror and Marlene's entire lower half of her body turned into a clown suit, big shoes, baggy pants and all, then he looked at her face, dear god, it was Pennywise in yet, another disguise. "KISS ME FAT BOY!!" yelled Pennywise, Skipper ran out, terrified as Pennywise laughed at his stupid mistake. Skipper didn't stop running until he reached the fishbowl entrance and shut it. "What happened Skippah?" asked Private. "What happened?.....Pennywise happened...." said Skipper, "It, happened." Private and Kowalski gasped, then Skipper then decided to tell them everything that happened.
"You kissed Pennywise?" asked Private chuckling, but then got slapped. "This is serious Private!!" said Skipper. "So what does that mean now?" asked Kowalski. "It means, Kowalski, that we still have a problem to deal with before it goes rampant!!" yelled Skipper. He then shuffled back and forth int the HQ, nervous and anxious about the attacks from Pennywise. "We have to fight it, and we have to kill it, and then we have to make sure it's dead," said Skipper. "Then what are we waiting for? We must warn the lem-" said Kowalski. "Not yet Kowalski!! We let them know once they feel comfortable, with the fact that they're not through with Pennywise yet," said Skipper. "You're right sir, but what do we do between now, and then?" asked Kowalski. "We do our best to stay alive and not end up dead," said Skipper. "What would it take to do that?" asked Private. "Stay together as a big team, then we go our ways together, so we can all destroy Pennywise the assclown and not be horribly mutilated in the process," said Skipper. "Agreed, prepare the weapons Rico," said Kowalski. Rico nodded then coughed up a chainsaw.
We move very far away from the zoo, to an isolated, lonely fortress in Coney Island, a familiar dolphin, a failure for recieving revenge and losing his minions in one night, Dr. Blowhole woke up and looked out the window as he heard a voice. "Dr. Blowhole!! Kelno!! Wake up!!" yelled the voice. "Who's out there?" asked Blowhole. "Its me you fool," said the voice, a clown popped into view, his face on the moon talking to him. "Who are you, human clown?" asked Blowhole. "You have the same goal as me, Dr. Blowhole," said Pennywise. "Oh? Well, I already think we can be allies..." said Dr. Blowhole smiling. "I wanna pay them back, just like you want to, we're gonna pay them back Blowhole," said Pennywise. "Skipper and the Pen-gu-ins?" asked Blowhole. "Yeeees..... That person," said Pennywise. "I refer to him as a retarded, pathetic piece of scum," said Blowhole. "Refer to him as you will, but remember, we share, the same goaaal," said Pennywise. Pennywise appeared to Blowhole in his clown form and gave him a knife. Blowhole smiled evilly, he held the knife delicately. "Lead the way Kelno Blowhole," said Pennywise.
Skipper then knew what was going on, her smile, the candles in her home, he knew she was trying something. "Oh I see, you little feisty mammal!!" said Skipper, blushing. "Yep!! I'm a feisty mammal!!" said Marlene, flirting with him, "Now pucker your beak commando!!" said Marlene. "Woooow!!!" said Skipper, smiling and accepting her kiss, he then held her in his flippers and kissed her lips, he then enjoyed the moment for a while, the warm kiss, the wonderful rush it gave him, he savored the kiss for a while. He then noticed something odd, he looked in the mirror and Marlene's entire lower half of her body turned into a clown suit, big shoes, baggy pants and all, then he looked at her face, dear god, it was Pennywise in yet, another disguise. "KISS ME FAT BOY!!" yelled Pennywise, Skipper ran out, terrified as Pennywise laughed at his stupid mistake. Skipper didn't stop running until he reached the fishbowl entrance and shut it. "What happened Skippah?" asked Private. "What happened?.....Pennywise happened...." said Skipper, "It, happened." Private and Kowalski gasped, then Skipper then decided to tell them everything that happened.
"You kissed Pennywise?" asked Private chuckling, but then got slapped. "This is serious Private!!" said Skipper. "So what does that mean now?" asked Kowalski. "It means, Kowalski, that we still have a problem to deal with before it goes rampant!!" yelled Skipper. He then shuffled back and forth int the HQ, nervous and anxious about the attacks from Pennywise. "We have to fight it, and we have to kill it, and then we have to make sure it's dead," said Skipper. "Then what are we waiting for? We must warn the lem-" said Kowalski. "Not yet Kowalski!! We let them know once they feel comfortable, with the fact that they're not through with Pennywise yet," said Skipper. "You're right sir, but what do we do between now, and then?" asked Kowalski. "We do our best to stay alive and not end up dead," said Skipper. "What would it take to do that?" asked Private. "Stay together as a big team, then we go our ways together, so we can all destroy Pennywise the assclown and not be horribly mutilated in the process," said Skipper. "Agreed, prepare the weapons Rico," said Kowalski. Rico nodded then coughed up a chainsaw.
We move very far away from the zoo, to an isolated, lonely fortress in Coney Island, a familiar dolphin, a failure for recieving revenge and losing his minions in one night, Dr. Blowhole woke up and looked out the window as he heard a voice. "Dr. Blowhole!! Kelno!! Wake up!!" yelled the voice. "Who's out there?" asked Blowhole. "Its me you fool," said the voice, a clown popped into view, his face on the moon talking to him. "Who are you, human clown?" asked Blowhole. "You have the same goal as me, Dr. Blowhole," said Pennywise. "Oh? Well, I already think we can be allies..." said Dr. Blowhole smiling. "I wanna pay them back, just like you want to, we're gonna pay them back Blowhole," said Pennywise. "Skipper and the Pen-gu-ins?" asked Blowhole. "Yeeees..... That person," said Pennywise. "I refer to him as a retarded, pathetic piece of scum," said Blowhole. "Refer to him as you will, but remember, we share, the same goaaal," said Pennywise. Pennywise appeared to Blowhole in his clown form and gave him a knife. Blowhole smiled evilly, he held the knife delicately. "Lead the way Kelno Blowhole," said Pennywise.
I am writing a pom and Twilight Zone crossover with 6 episodes, I'll make 3 more if it becomes popular. There will be death, smoking (the show is KNOWN 4 smoking), and randomness.
Rod Serling: I welcome you to-
Me: MOVE IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank you for waiting
You unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as you travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.
Rod Serling: I welcome you to-
Me: MOVE IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank you for waiting
You unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as you travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.
OK, as you might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site or theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an article to be posted on their own site about how great the other show is.
If you like the plan, comment and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if you don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site or theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an article to be posted on their own site about how great the other show is.
If you like the plan, comment and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if you don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
I love The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only questions I ever ask are:
Why don't more people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? or the 5th of May?
This show is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The more I watch this show, the more I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope you all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
The only questions I ever ask are:
Why don't more people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? or the 5th of May?
This show is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The more I watch this show, the more I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope you all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
Fanguin: n. (fan·gu·en) A fan of The
Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point
of being noticable by others. Fanguins can be
identified by penguins themed attire, DVDs,
Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling
off quotes from the television show at various
times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable by a
love of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are
highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while
others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden
obsession.
There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls
•Skipper’s Crew
•Private’s Adorers
•Rico’s Renegades
•Marlene’s Mammals
•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions
•*Skilene’s Fans and Foes
•And various OCs and fan pairings subcategories
*:See seperate entry
Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point
of being noticable by others. Fanguins can be
identified by penguins themed attire, DVDs,
Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling
off quotes from the television show at various
times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable by a
love of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are
highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while
others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden
obsession.
There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls
•Skipper’s Crew
•Private’s Adorers
•Rico’s Renegades
•Marlene’s Mammals
•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions
•*Skilene’s Fans and Foes
•And various OCs and fan pairings subcategories
*:See seperate entry