Staring blankly at the phone, Skipper slapped me back into reality, "Private, Private, snap out of it, are you alright?" he asked, concerned for his youngest soldier. "Oh sorry Skipper, I just fell into a trance, it's because there's a file here that I don't remember seeing before" I replied. But before Skipper told me to play the ring tone, he called for Kowalski and Rico who were eager to hear it too. "Hey Kowalski, Rico come over here for a second, I want you guys to listen to this. Alright Private, cue the ring tone" said Skipper, pointing his flipper to my phone.
I pressed the play button and everyone fell silent as we all listened to the tone. While listening to it, instead of hearing a cheerful musical tune, what we heard is the sound of a woman screaming for help while a man with a terrifyingly demonic voice was laughing in the background, as if enjoying the desperate woman's agony. After a minute of listening to it, the screaming stops, and the man with a low, raspy voice suddenly says, "You thought I wasn't real ha?!" Then it ends in a demonic laugh, at last it just stopped.
Now I was really terrified, we just had witnessed a murder, at least that's what we know, that has been recorded in a phone, but concealed in as a ring tone to cover up the evidence. Oh what trouble have I gotten myself into.
After hearing that scary scream, I slammed the phone against the table and set it aside, hoping to never hear it again. "Scary sound isn't it guys. We just witnessed someone being choked to death" I said, still frightened about the whole incident. But Kowalski who had an explanation for everything, refused to believe it and added, "Private, private, private, don't believe everything you hear, I can explain, it's probably just some harmless prank, conjured up by pranksters to scare people like you thinking it was real. There's no evidence linking it to an actual murder". But I retorted to Kowalski's statement, "Harmless?!!, it sounds more real to me Kowalski, you've got to believe that"
End of Part 2
I pressed the play button and everyone fell silent as we all listened to the tone. While listening to it, instead of hearing a cheerful musical tune, what we heard is the sound of a woman screaming for help while a man with a terrifyingly demonic voice was laughing in the background, as if enjoying the desperate woman's agony. After a minute of listening to it, the screaming stops, and the man with a low, raspy voice suddenly says, "You thought I wasn't real ha?!" Then it ends in a demonic laugh, at last it just stopped.
Now I was really terrified, we just had witnessed a murder, at least that's what we know, that has been recorded in a phone, but concealed in as a ring tone to cover up the evidence. Oh what trouble have I gotten myself into.
After hearing that scary scream, I slammed the phone against the table and set it aside, hoping to never hear it again. "Scary sound isn't it guys. We just witnessed someone being choked to death" I said, still frightened about the whole incident. But Kowalski who had an explanation for everything, refused to believe it and added, "Private, private, private, don't believe everything you hear, I can explain, it's probably just some harmless prank, conjured up by pranksters to scare people like you thinking it was real. There's no evidence linking it to an actual murder". But I retorted to Kowalski's statement, "Harmless?!!, it sounds more real to me Kowalski, you've got to believe that"
End of Part 2
I am writing a pom and Twilight Zone crossover with 6 episodes, I'll make 3 more if it becomes popular. There will be death, smoking (the show is KNOWN 4 smoking), and randomness.
Rod Serling: I welcome you to-
Me: MOVE IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank you for waiting
You unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as you travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.
Rod Serling: I welcome you to-
Me: MOVE IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank you for waiting
You unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as you travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.
OK, as you might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site or theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an article to be posted on their own site about how great the other show is.
If you like the plan, comment and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if you don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site or theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an article to be posted on their own site about how great the other show is.
If you like the plan, comment and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if you don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
I love The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only questions I ever ask are:
Why don't more people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? or the 5th of May?
This show is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The more I watch this show, the more I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope you all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
The only questions I ever ask are:
Why don't more people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? or the 5th of May?
This show is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The more I watch this show, the more I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope you all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
Fanguin: n. (fan·gu·en) A fan of The
Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point
of being noticable by others. Fanguins can be
identified by penguins themed attire, DVDs,
Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling
off quotes from the television show at various
times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable by a
love of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are
highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while
others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden
obsession.
There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls
•Skipper’s Crew
•Private’s Adorers
•Rico’s Renegades
•Marlene’s Mammals
•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions
•*Skilene’s Fans and Foes
•And various OCs and fan pairings subcategories
*:See seperate entry
Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point
of being noticable by others. Fanguins can be
identified by penguins themed attire, DVDs,
Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling
off quotes from the television show at various
times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable by a
love of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are
highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while
others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden
obsession.
There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls
•Skipper’s Crew
•Private’s Adorers
•Rico’s Renegades
•Marlene’s Mammals
•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions
•*Skilene’s Fans and Foes
•And various OCs and fan pairings subcategories
*:See seperate entry