Neal: Peter, I'm starting to like you again.
Peter: Oh well, then we're hanging out too much.

Neal: I'll admit that I have done alot of things that I am not proud of...wait, that's not true, I am proud of most things I do.

Neal: (looking around at all the models) It's just become a very beautiful crime scene.

Neal: What's next partner?
Peter: Don't call me that.

Neal:(referring to Peter's silly socks) Are those standard FBI issued?

Neal: I didn't steal it - I photo copied it.

Neal: I've never framed anyone - only been framed.

Neal: Honesty is a more challenging game.

Neal: Oh ye of little faith..
Peter: You've been waiting to use that one.
Neal: Oh since lunch.

Neal: No Peter, menacing - you look like a person whose kid just struck out.

Peter: Did you just lie to the priest?
Neal: Do you think Dianne is attractive?
Peter: Yeah
Neal: Then we're good.

Neal: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.