I saw this in the Criminal Minds spot posted by girly_girl, and thought it would be fun to do here.

You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below.

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Gibbs
02 or 32 min → Tony
03 or 33 min → Ziva
04 or 34 min → McGee
05 or 35 min → Abby
06 or 36 min → Ducky
07 or 37 min → Palmer
08 or 38 min → Vance
09 or 39 min → Jenny
10 or 40 min → Kate
11 or 41 min → Fornell
12 or 42 min → Paula
13 or 43 min → Eli
14 or 44 min → Jackson
15 or 45 min → Gerald
16 or 46 min → Roy
17 or 47 min → Tony and Ziva
18 or 48 min → McGee and Abby
19 or 49 min → Gibbs and Jenny
20 or 50 min → Ducky and Palmer
21 or 51 min → Ziva and Abby
22 or 52 min → Tony and McGee at the bar
23 or 53 min → Vance in his office
24 or 54 min → Abby in her lab
25 or 55 min → Gibbs in his basement
26 or 56 min → Palmer at a Bar
27 or 57 min → Ducky in the autopsy
28 or 58 min → Ziva in a hot tub
29 or 59 min → Jenny in MTac
30 or 00 min → Fornell at a restaurant

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot