Naruto caption contest #15. Winner chooses next weeks image and gets props!

Rules: Just submit a creative caption for the image pictured here. anything goes, just try to keep inappropriate things to a minimum.
winner is determined by whoever is voted "best answer," since anyone can vote for that, or whoever gets the most positive comments.
Other than that, good luck and have fun!
a new contest is added weekly until people seem to lose interest.
this week only, the winner gets to choose what image will be featurd in next weeks caption contest!