Naruto caption contest #9, winner gets 5 props of their choice!

Rules: Just submit a creative caption for the image pictured here. anything goes, just try to keep inappropriate things to a minimum(this week, i'll be leniant with f-bombs, just look at the picture!).
winner is determined by whoever is voted "best answer," since anyone can vote for that, or whoever gets the most positive comments.
Other than that, good luck and have fun!
a new contest is added weekly until people seem to lose interest.