My caption contest #2

Sakura: NARUTO! I can't believe you did that!
Naruto: I'm sorry, I swear I didn't know you were naked!

Sakura: naRUTO!! why where you rummaging through my panties!!!
Naruto: I...I.....I....I
Sakura *mega punch!!*

sakura: care to tell me why i just caught you reading narusaku fanfictions!

Sakura-NARUTO!What the hell did you do to it?
Naruto-What? I know nothing about your secret photobook of Sasuke shirtless in your room!
Sakura-Naruto! I'm going to kill you if you saw any of it

sakura: what did you just say!?
naruto: i'm in love with sasuke
sakura: ......
naruto: oh and hes in love with me too
sakura: arghhhhhh!!!!!!!
*punches naruto into the stone faces*

Sakura - YOU DO NOT TAKE MY RAMEN!!!!

Naruto - *cries*

Sakura:Listen you idiot!I'm the only whore here so back off!Sasuke,Gaara,Kakashi and every other guy is mine!
Naruto:But I'm straight!

Sakura: If you say "Believe it" one more time I'll punch you so hard Konohamaru will feel it!