The final part of Tom Foolery's show is here.
Tom: Now, most of you probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give you an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and you stop at a red light. Do you ever try to move an extra inch or two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when you see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. You just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden it turns green, and you floor it to the entrance to the highway where you go even faster!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Do you have a conversation with someone about the weather?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That seems to happen everywhere you go, and when it rains, your new acquaintance says, it'll be good for the plants.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Well we're not plants. We don't want rain. It ruins everything, because now we can't do stuff! We can't go sky diving, we can't ride our bicycles, we can't even go out for a simple walk.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And sometimes, the pegasi fuck with mother nature.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: They move the clouds away from where they're supposed to go, and sabotage everyone else's day with an unexpected rainstorm.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Have you ever noticed that there's no Koreans named Dustin?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And why is it that whenever we go on Netflix, we can't find what we want to watch right away?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: We just look around forever, and say, hey. This looks like a decent flick. Nah, let's keep looking.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And you continue your search until you find a movie that you already own on DVD.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you for joining me everypony, but my director is here with my meatball sub, so goodnight. *Runs off the stage*
Crowd: *Clapping, and cheering*
Tom: *Climbs into a black Impala*
The crowd continued to cheer as they saw Tom leaving the gateway arch in a car being driven by his director.
The End
SeanTheHedgehog Productions. Copyright, 2020
Tom: Now, most of you probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give you an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and you stop at a red light. Do you ever try to move an extra inch or two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when you see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. You just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden it turns green, and you floor it to the entrance to the highway where you go even faster!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Do you have a conversation with someone about the weather?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That seems to happen everywhere you go, and when it rains, your new acquaintance says, it'll be good for the plants.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Well we're not plants. We don't want rain. It ruins everything, because now we can't do stuff! We can't go sky diving, we can't ride our bicycles, we can't even go out for a simple walk.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And sometimes, the pegasi fuck with mother nature.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: They move the clouds away from where they're supposed to go, and sabotage everyone else's day with an unexpected rainstorm.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Have you ever noticed that there's no Koreans named Dustin?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And why is it that whenever we go on Netflix, we can't find what we want to watch right away?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: We just look around forever, and say, hey. This looks like a decent flick. Nah, let's keep looking.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And you continue your search until you find a movie that you already own on DVD.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you for joining me everypony, but my director is here with my meatball sub, so goodnight. *Runs off the stage*
Crowd: *Clapping, and cheering*
Tom: *Climbs into a black Impala*
The crowd continued to cheer as they saw Tom leaving the gateway arch in a car being driven by his director.
The End
SeanTheHedgehog Productions. Copyright, 2020