Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.
Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!
Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.
Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] You mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!
Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do you have something you need to say? You seem like you've been keeping something in.
Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]
Fluttershy: We're here to listen.
Applejack: Well, go on then, sugarcube.
Rarity: We're not going to judge you, darling.
Spike: You'll feel so much better once you get it off your chest!
Pinkie Pie: [blowing up balloon]
Rainbow Dash: Come on. [balloon pops]
Rainbow Dash: Whatever it is, you can tell us! We're best friends!
[with reverb] Friends! Friends! Friends! Twilight Sparkle: [with reverb] Tell! Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle: [with reverb] Tell! Tell! Main cast sans Pinkie Pie: Friends! Friends! Friends! Tell! Tell! Tell!
Pinkie: Okay, okay, you win! [inhales] Shining Armor and Cadance are gonna have a—
Shining Armor: An awesome weekend with the best little sister in all of Equestria!
Cadance: [giggles] Hi, every pony..
Pinkie Pie: [exhales]
Cadence: (to Saten) What's your name?
Saten: (pervertly) What ever you WANT it to be.
Cadence: (laughs) Oh sweetie, that isn't gonna work, but keep on trying (pats his head).
Saten: (groans) that's what Starlight Glimmer said.. I never stopped though. I even got her autograph.
Twi: That was a restraining order.
Saten: Yeah.. But she still signed it.. It goes great next to my restraining order from Lauren Faust.
Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!
Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.
Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] You mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!
Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do you have something you need to say? You seem like you've been keeping something in.
Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]
Fluttershy: We're here to listen.
Applejack: Well, go on then, sugarcube.
Rarity: We're not going to judge you, darling.
Spike: You'll feel so much better once you get it off your chest!
Pinkie Pie: [blowing up balloon]
Rainbow Dash: Come on. [balloon pops]
Rainbow Dash: Whatever it is, you can tell us! We're best friends!
[with reverb] Friends! Friends! Friends! Twilight Sparkle: [with reverb] Tell! Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle: [with reverb] Tell! Tell! Main cast sans Pinkie Pie: Friends! Friends! Friends! Tell! Tell! Tell!
Pinkie: Okay, okay, you win! [inhales] Shining Armor and Cadance are gonna have a—
Shining Armor: An awesome weekend with the best little sister in all of Equestria!
Cadance: [giggles] Hi, every pony..
Pinkie Pie: [exhales]
Cadence: (to Saten) What's your name?
Saten: (pervertly) What ever you WANT it to be.
Cadence: (laughs) Oh sweetie, that isn't gonna work, but keep on trying (pats his head).
Saten: (groans) that's what Starlight Glimmer said.. I never stopped though. I even got her autograph.
Twi: That was a restraining order.
Saten: Yeah.. But she still signed it.. It goes great next to my restraining order from Lauren Faust.
"Well.. I guess I should get going" Ditto said, starting to leave.
"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would you feel about being the next captain?" Celestia asked.
".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.
"As you may or may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter you are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.
"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.
"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me show you to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.
"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would you feel about being the next captain?" Celestia asked.
".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.
"As you may or may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter you are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.
"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.
"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me show you to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.