Tim and Julia were on patrol at the docks.
Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have you decided what kind of Christmas tree you wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, fire house, and hospital*
A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.
Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing on a double line on Green Drive, license Adam, 4, 4, Lincoln, Sam, Henry.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Julia: *Looking at the driver* May I see your driver's license and registration please?
Stallion 94: Yeah yeah. *Gives Julia his driver's license and registration* I know what I did was wrong.
Julia: Why'd you do it?
Stallion 94: I'm in a hurry. My boss let me out late, and I have to pick up my son from daycare.
Julia: *Gives the stallion his license and registration back, along with a ticket* You know? *Leans on the door near the stallion* This car is sexy. Keep it that way.
Stallion 94: *Smiles* Yes ma'am.
Julia: Merry Christmas. *Walks away*
Stallion: Happy Hearth's Warming Eve.
Julia: *Drives away* You know what? I changed my mind. The tree I want is tall, and handsome.
Tim: Were you flirting with that guy?
Julia: Haha. What do you think?
Tim: I don't think I'm gonna answer that question.
Meanwhile, Brett was talking to fifty North Koreans. Their current location is unknown.
Brett: Gentlecolts. In fifteen hours, at precisely 6 in the morning, Twilight Sparkle will be ours. Have you got the bomb ready?
North Korean Ponies: Yes.
Brett: I'm glad to hear that. I found a building in Gran Turismo that will be suitable for Twilight's death. If we blow it up, it will destroy a nearby gas station, and during our process of murdering Twilight Sparkle, we will also make Equestria lose precious gasoline.
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*
Brett: This new town in Equestria will quickly have a terrible history. Let's make it happen!!
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*
2 B Continued
Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have you decided what kind of Christmas tree you wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, fire house, and hospital*
A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.
Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing on a double line on Green Drive, license Adam, 4, 4, Lincoln, Sam, Henry.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Julia: *Looking at the driver* May I see your driver's license and registration please?
Stallion 94: Yeah yeah. *Gives Julia his driver's license and registration* I know what I did was wrong.
Julia: Why'd you do it?
Stallion 94: I'm in a hurry. My boss let me out late, and I have to pick up my son from daycare.
Julia: *Gives the stallion his license and registration back, along with a ticket* You know? *Leans on the door near the stallion* This car is sexy. Keep it that way.
Stallion 94: *Smiles* Yes ma'am.
Julia: Merry Christmas. *Walks away*
Stallion: Happy Hearth's Warming Eve.
Julia: *Drives away* You know what? I changed my mind. The tree I want is tall, and handsome.
Tim: Were you flirting with that guy?
Julia: Haha. What do you think?
Tim: I don't think I'm gonna answer that question.
Meanwhile, Brett was talking to fifty North Koreans. Their current location is unknown.
Brett: Gentlecolts. In fifteen hours, at precisely 6 in the morning, Twilight Sparkle will be ours. Have you got the bomb ready?
North Korean Ponies: Yes.
Brett: I'm glad to hear that. I found a building in Gran Turismo that will be suitable for Twilight's death. If we blow it up, it will destroy a nearby gas station, and during our process of murdering Twilight Sparkle, we will also make Equestria lose precious gasoline.
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*
Brett: This new town in Equestria will quickly have a terrible history. Let's make it happen!!
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*
2 B Continued
"And why the hell should I help any of you?" Ganger groaned.
"Because we heard of you.. Our interests are alike" Said Rover, the lead Diamond dog.
"I'm not the one who got out smarted by a little filly" Ganger mocked.
"S.. She kept whining!" Spot groaned.
"Your only proving my point" Ganger mocked.
"Look.. We might have a way to change you back from a changeling.. We've been secretly working on something over the years.. But it needs gold in order to work" Rover told.
"Gold!?.. Who the hell designed that!?" Ganger mocked.
"Look.. You in or not!?" Rover cried.
"(sighs) Fine... I think I know to get gold" Ganger replied.
"Because we heard of you.. Our interests are alike" Said Rover, the lead Diamond dog.
"I'm not the one who got out smarted by a little filly" Ganger mocked.
"S.. She kept whining!" Spot groaned.
"Your only proving my point" Ganger mocked.
"Look.. We might have a way to change you back from a changeling.. We've been secretly working on something over the years.. But it needs gold in order to work" Rover told.
"Gold!?.. Who the hell designed that!?" Ganger mocked.
"Look.. You in or not!?" Rover cried.
"(sighs) Fine... I think I know to get gold" Ganger replied.