Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed by Sean and Rainbow Dash.
Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the Pony Alliance.
Nazi: What do you want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. You are our leader.
Eggman: I want you to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, or just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do you want us to do?
Eggman: Make more tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.
Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.
Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and you ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are you keeping me here?
Twilight: Because you have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are you talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because you don't deserve it.
Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.
Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
Rainbow Dash: *Stops next to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see you two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad you decided to not kill yourself by standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
Rainbow Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are you kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Rainbow Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
Rainbow Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
Rainbow Dash: So, where are you going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
Rainbow Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the second floor, and add more tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
Rainbow Dash: Why don't you come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
Rainbow Dash: Would you rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since you put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. You let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
Rainbow Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. You know that? *Gets in Rainbow Dash's car*
And so, Sean and Rainbow Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.
2 B Continued
Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the Pony Alliance.
Nazi: What do you want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. You are our leader.
Eggman: I want you to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, or just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do you want us to do?
Eggman: Make more tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.
Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.
Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and you ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are you keeping me here?
Twilight: Because you have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are you talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because you don't deserve it.
Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.
Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
Rainbow Dash: *Stops next to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see you two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad you decided to not kill yourself by standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
Rainbow Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are you kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Rainbow Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
Rainbow Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
Rainbow Dash: So, where are you going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
Rainbow Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the second floor, and add more tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
Rainbow Dash: Why don't you come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
Rainbow Dash: Would you rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since you put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. You let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
Rainbow Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. You know that? *Gets in Rainbow Dash's car*
And so, Sean and Rainbow Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.
2 B Continued
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw movies (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her more like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for more of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw movies (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her more like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for more of my latest story..