Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay. In first place is Sean with zero.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: How does it feel to be back?
Sean: Good, especially since I also got laid by your grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: ........ Okay, in last place with negative $50,000 is Shia Labeuof, and he's still wearing his I Am Not Famous Anymore bag over his face.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Take the bag off of your face please.
Shia: No. I have to let everyone know that I'm not famous anymore. I don't deserve anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. Let's move onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
COLORS OF THE RAINBOW
COUNT TO TEN
WEARING A DISGUISE
Alex: In this category, I will wear stuff, and you will tell me whether or not, it's a disguise.
Sean: Are you sure you're not wearing one now Trebek? Because I swear that mustache comes off. Along with your d**k!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Very annoying. Moving on,
CATS AND DOGS
MILK
And finally, HOW TO TURN ON A TELEVISION
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, sadly you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Sean: I'll take Milk for free! I'm not spending any money on it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about 200? Okay? Okay. Now the answer is, this liquid is white.
Sean: *Rings the buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: What is cum?!!?
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: no.
Sean: Well that's what your grand daughter was drinking last night!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I helped her get some.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: *Not amused* The answer was milk. Should be easy considering that it's the name of the category. Mr. Labeuof, why don't you pick a category?
Shia: I am not famous anymore for 2,000.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Alex: Shia, please stop.
Shia: I am not famous anymore.
Alex: Yes you are. That is why you are here.
Shia: *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I wasn't expecting that. Let's go to final jeopardy. The category is Favorite Muppet Character.
Final jeopardy music began to play.
Alex: I'm sure you two know who the muppets are. If you don't then, you're idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Kermit the frog, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss. Piggy, anyone. Just name any of those characters, and get this over with. *Rings the bell* You should all be finished now. Vin Diesel, let's take a look at your podium, and you didn't write anything.
Vin: Well I don't like the Muppets.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's the very first time anyone ever said that. Sean, let's see what you wrote down. And, he actually drew Animal. It looks like he's playing the drums, but we can't see any drums, and we can only see the part of the drumsticks that Animal is carrying with his hands. Now, let's see your wager.
Sean drew Alex Trebek's head, and the drumsticks were hitting the top of Alex's head, making lots of blood, and brains come out.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: uh... If I'm not mistaken, Animal is beating me to death with his drumsticks.
Sean: It's wonderful, isn't it Trebek?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay. In first place is Sean with zero.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: How does it feel to be back?
Sean: Good, especially since I also got laid by your grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: ........ Okay, in last place with negative $50,000 is Shia Labeuof, and he's still wearing his I Am Not Famous Anymore bag over his face.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Take the bag off of your face please.
Shia: No. I have to let everyone know that I'm not famous anymore. I don't deserve anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. Let's move onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
COLORS OF THE RAINBOW
COUNT TO TEN
WEARING A DISGUISE
Alex: In this category, I will wear stuff, and you will tell me whether or not, it's a disguise.
Sean: Are you sure you're not wearing one now Trebek? Because I swear that mustache comes off. Along with your d**k!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Very annoying. Moving on,
CATS AND DOGS
MILK
And finally, HOW TO TURN ON A TELEVISION
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, sadly you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Sean: I'll take Milk for free! I'm not spending any money on it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about 200? Okay? Okay. Now the answer is, this liquid is white.
Sean: *Rings the buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: What is cum?!!?
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: no.
Sean: Well that's what your grand daughter was drinking last night!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I helped her get some.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: *Not amused* The answer was milk. Should be easy considering that it's the name of the category. Mr. Labeuof, why don't you pick a category?
Shia: I am not famous anymore for 2,000.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Alex: Shia, please stop.
Shia: I am not famous anymore.
Alex: Yes you are. That is why you are here.
Shia: *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I wasn't expecting that. Let's go to final jeopardy. The category is Favorite Muppet Character.
Final jeopardy music began to play.
Alex: I'm sure you two know who the muppets are. If you don't then, you're idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Kermit the frog, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss. Piggy, anyone. Just name any of those characters, and get this over with. *Rings the bell* You should all be finished now. Vin Diesel, let's take a look at your podium, and you didn't write anything.
Vin: Well I don't like the Muppets.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's the very first time anyone ever said that. Sean, let's see what you wrote down. And, he actually drew Animal. It looks like he's playing the drums, but we can't see any drums, and we can only see the part of the drumsticks that Animal is carrying with his hands. Now, let's see your wager.
Sean drew Alex Trebek's head, and the drumsticks were hitting the top of Alex's head, making lots of blood, and brains come out.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: uh... If I'm not mistaken, Animal is beating me to death with his drumsticks.
Sean: It's wonderful, isn't it Trebek?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw movies (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her more like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for more of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw movies (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her more like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for more of my latest story..