At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.
Celestia: Why'd you do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money more then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting you be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*
The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.
Luna: What did you do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. You changed my voice man!
Celestia: Next time, I'll take your wings away.
Royal Guard: Princess, Rainbow Dash is arriving with a grey hedgehog.
Celestia: Who could she be with?
Twilight Sparkle: Man I know that hedgehog. He's Sean. Met him at Rarity's boutique.
Celestia: Can we trust him?
Royal Guard: She seems okay. They must be friends.
More then friends actually.
Sean: *Stops the car in front of Twilight's castle*
Royal Guards: *Standing at the front entrance* Who are you?
Rainbow Dash: It's okay, he's with me. Is Twilight here?
Royal Guard: Top floor. She's with Celestia, and Luna.
Rainbow Dash: Oh good. *Walks into the castle*
Sean: *Follows Rainbow Dash*
Royal Guard 98: *Running with bullets in his armor*
Royal Guard: What happened to you?
Royal Guard 98: Those humans Pinkie Pie mentioned. They kidnapped several ponies including Applejack, and Fluttershy. I saw them, and they nearly killed me.
Royal Guard: Is Pinkie Pie alright?
Royal Guard 98: She's safe in Sugarcube Corner.
Royal Guard: Inform the princess right away.
Royal Guard 98: *Runs into the castle*
On the top floor of the castle.
Twilight: *Sees Sean arrive with Rainbow Dash* Dash, nice of you to stop by with Sean man. You two can tell Princess Celestia to give me back my normal voice!
Sean: What happened?
Twilight: I took money from Pinkie Pie man, and she's punishing me for it.
Rainbow Dash: You mean you stole it?
Twilight: Man I didn't steal nothing!
Celestia: Then how do you explain the two grand on your dresser, that's also missing from Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: Just a coincidence man.
Luna: We even got a video of you stealing the money.
Royal Guard 98: *Arrives* Excuse me princesses. I don't mean to interrupt, but the humans Pinkie warned us about have attacked our town, and taken several ponies hostage.
Celestia: Where's Pinkie?
Royal Guard 98: Hiding in Sugarcube Corner, but the humans have Applejack, and Fluttershy, along with other ponies.
Rainbow Dash: Oh no.
Sean: Eggman! Let's go!
Celestia: Who's that?
Sean: I'll explain on the way. *Points to the 98th Royal Guard* You, tell me where you found them!
Royal Guard 98: They've taken over Sweet Apple Acres, and some of their soldiers have also taken control of some houses nearby.
Sean: Let's go everyone, we have no time to waste!
Everyone left Twilight's castle, on their way to Sugarcube Corner, to save the ponies taken hostage.
2 B Continued
Celestia: Why'd you do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money more then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting you be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*
The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.
Luna: What did you do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. You changed my voice man!
Celestia: Next time, I'll take your wings away.
Royal Guard: Princess, Rainbow Dash is arriving with a grey hedgehog.
Celestia: Who could she be with?
Twilight Sparkle: Man I know that hedgehog. He's Sean. Met him at Rarity's boutique.
Celestia: Can we trust him?
Royal Guard: She seems okay. They must be friends.
More then friends actually.
Sean: *Stops the car in front of Twilight's castle*
Royal Guards: *Standing at the front entrance* Who are you?
Rainbow Dash: It's okay, he's with me. Is Twilight here?
Royal Guard: Top floor. She's with Celestia, and Luna.
Rainbow Dash: Oh good. *Walks into the castle*
Sean: *Follows Rainbow Dash*
Royal Guard 98: *Running with bullets in his armor*
Royal Guard: What happened to you?
Royal Guard 98: Those humans Pinkie Pie mentioned. They kidnapped several ponies including Applejack, and Fluttershy. I saw them, and they nearly killed me.
Royal Guard: Is Pinkie Pie alright?
Royal Guard 98: She's safe in Sugarcube Corner.
Royal Guard: Inform the princess right away.
Royal Guard 98: *Runs into the castle*
On the top floor of the castle.
Twilight: *Sees Sean arrive with Rainbow Dash* Dash, nice of you to stop by with Sean man. You two can tell Princess Celestia to give me back my normal voice!
Sean: What happened?
Twilight: I took money from Pinkie Pie man, and she's punishing me for it.
Rainbow Dash: You mean you stole it?
Twilight: Man I didn't steal nothing!
Celestia: Then how do you explain the two grand on your dresser, that's also missing from Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: Just a coincidence man.
Luna: We even got a video of you stealing the money.
Royal Guard 98: *Arrives* Excuse me princesses. I don't mean to interrupt, but the humans Pinkie warned us about have attacked our town, and taken several ponies hostage.
Celestia: Where's Pinkie?
Royal Guard 98: Hiding in Sugarcube Corner, but the humans have Applejack, and Fluttershy, along with other ponies.
Rainbow Dash: Oh no.
Sean: Eggman! Let's go!
Celestia: Who's that?
Sean: I'll explain on the way. *Points to the 98th Royal Guard* You, tell me where you found them!
Royal Guard 98: They've taken over Sweet Apple Acres, and some of their soldiers have also taken control of some houses nearby.
Sean: Let's go everyone, we have no time to waste!
Everyone left Twilight's castle, on their way to Sugarcube Corner, to save the ponies taken hostage.
2 B Continued
So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks
3
The next episode will be episode 100
100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits
3
Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU
Wait. I O U
3 letters
3
3 sets of 3
333
the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this article is 6
6 3s
switch that statement around and you get "3 6s"
666
THE DEVIL'S NUMBER
ILLUMINATI
WAKE UP EQUESTRIA
3
The next episode will be episode 100
100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits
3
Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU
Wait. I O U
3 letters
3
3 sets of 3
333
the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this article is 6
6 3s
switch that statement around and you get "3 6s"
666
THE DEVIL'S NUMBER
ILLUMINATI
WAKE UP EQUESTRIA
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE HAY IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. You can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE HAY IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. You can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments