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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 15: Are You Sure About This?
Saten Twist: *Watching CNN news*
News Pony: Breaking news!
Saten Twist: Liar. Nothing broke.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The state of Alicornia is in a huge drought!
Saten Twist: YES!!!! F*ck Alicornia!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Prices for food may go up because of this.
Saten Twist: Now everypony in Alicornia can stop acting like a spoiled douchebag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Arrives* Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Shut up. I'm watching the news.
Master Sword: *Watching the news* OH NO!!!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: Alicornia is having a drought! They won't have any water.
Saten Twist: Good. Now they can stop being dicks, and leave us alone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Ponies that live in Alicornia aren't dicks. It's recolors you have to worry about.
Saten Twist: Recolors?
Master Sword: Ponies created by people that are too lazy to make their own original characters. All they do is just recolor them, and give them a different name. It's horrifying!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I don't get it.
Master Sword: Then let me show you. *Changes the channel*
Recolors Are Dicks
Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give you my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I said give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Okay, take it! Geez!!
Recolor Snips: *Squeeing as he runs away with the money*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword turned off the TV.
Master Sword: You see why recolors are bad now?
Saten Twist: Uh... What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Forget you. I'm going to visit Blaze. *Leaves*
2 B Continued
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 15: Are You Sure About This?
Saten Twist: *Watching CNN news*
News Pony: Breaking news!
Saten Twist: Liar. Nothing broke.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The state of Alicornia is in a huge drought!
Saten Twist: YES!!!! F*ck Alicornia!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Prices for food may go up because of this.
Saten Twist: Now everypony in Alicornia can stop acting like a spoiled douchebag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Arrives* Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Shut up. I'm watching the news.
Master Sword: *Watching the news* OH NO!!!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: Alicornia is having a drought! They won't have any water.
Saten Twist: Good. Now they can stop being dicks, and leave us alone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Ponies that live in Alicornia aren't dicks. It's recolors you have to worry about.
Saten Twist: Recolors?
Master Sword: Ponies created by people that are too lazy to make their own original characters. All they do is just recolor them, and give them a different name. It's horrifying!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I don't get it.
Master Sword: Then let me show you. *Changes the channel*
Recolors Are Dicks
Recolor Snips: *With recolor Snails* Hey, give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give you my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I said give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Okay, take it! Geez!!
Recolor Snips: *Squeeing as he runs away with the money*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword turned off the TV.
Master Sword: You see why recolors are bad now?
Saten Twist: Uh... What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Forget you. I'm going to visit Blaze. *Leaves*
2 B Continued
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The next day Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. You have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. You know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The next day Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. You have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. You know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. You need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew you your whole life.
Saten: You mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew you your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, you always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) You were drunk.
Saten: If it makes you feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if you say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. You need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew you your whole life.
Saten: You mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew you your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, you always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) You were drunk.
Saten: If it makes you feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if you say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..