Location: The pony world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 5:41 PM
Pete, and Metal Gloss finally returned to the hotel with the mirror.
Metal Gloss: *Puts mirror next to television set*
Pete: Finally. I never thought we'd get it up here.
Metal Gloss: I never thought we'd get it at all.
Pete: Okay. Let's see if this works. Wait here, I'll be back. *Goes into the mirror*
Inside the human world, Pete found out that the mirror took him to a clothing store. Several humans were staring at him.
Pete: awkward. *Goes back to the pony world*
Metal Gloss: What did you see?
Pete: I saw a bunch of humans staring at me. They looked really confused.
Then suddenly, three ponies came out of the mirror.
Pony 1: Where are we?
Pony 2: I don't know. *Looks at Pony 1, and 3* Holy shit! You turned into horses!
Pony 3: *Looks at herself in the mirror, then screams*
Pete: Don't be scared. It's actually not that bad.
Pony 1: Where are we?!
Metal Gloss: San Franciscolt.
Pony 1: Don't you mean San Francisco?
Metal Gloss: Nope. San Franciscolt.
Pony 3: What state is San Franciscolt in?
Metal Gloss: Alicornia.
Pony 2: Alicornia?
Pony 1: Sounds almost like California.
Pony 3: What country is this?
Pete: Equestria.
Pony 2: Fuck this, let's go back. *Goes into the mirror*
Pony 1: Acutally, I like this place.
Pony 3: Me too.
Both ponies left Pete, and Metal Gloss alone in their hotel room. Then, Hawkeye arrived.
Pete: Pierce!
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye! *Hugs Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete, Metal Gloss, then looks at his hooves* It's great to be a pony again. I was being interrogated by two gangsters, and I realized they tied me up in a chair in a dark room right next to the mirror.
Metal Gloss: What was it like in the human world?
Hawkeye: Boring. In fact, I bet you a hundred dollars that they wouldn't notice me if I didn't wear any clothing.
And so, Hawkeye entered the human world without any clothing on at all.
Hawkeye: *Walks out of the clothing store* Hi, how are you?
Person 63: Good.
Hawkeye: *Walks to the train station*
Duke: *Checking the brakes on his locomotive*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the station*
People: *Not noticing Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the train*
People: *Looking at Hawkeye, and laughing while pointing at him*
Hawkeye: Does anyone have two one hundred dollar bills?
By the time Hawkeye returned to the pony world, he was slightly angry as he walked out of the mirror with two hundred dollars.
Hawkeye: *Gives Pete, and Metal Gloss one hundred dollars* Here, I stole this from that clothing store, so make it last. I gotta do something with this mirror.
Outside, several ponies were walking on a sidewalk. One of the ponies got squished by the mirror that fell from the hotel room.
Hawkeye: Sorry! That wasn't supposed to happen! Anyway, now that the mirror is destroyed, no one can make anymore Equestria Girls shit.
Metal Gloss: What's Equestria Girls?
Hawkeye: You don't wanna know.
Pete: Let's get back to Cheyenne.
Next day at Cheyenne.
Song: link
Gordon: *Sitting at Pete's desk* I'm glad to be controller, and things are working with perfection.
But at the trainyard, there were eight freight trains waiting to enter the yards. Both tracks on the mainline were blocked.
Wilson: How could you let this happen you two?!
Mike: I don't know Wilson!
Orion: We were doing our best.
Wilson: Wearing a dress, and running around with a rifle isn't doing your best.
Gordon: *Relaxing in Pete's office, and begins to smoke a cigar*
Pete: *Enters his office with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss* Okay Gordon, what have you done?
Gordon: I took over for you sir.
Pete: Right. Somepony turn off that music!
The song stops.
Pete: Thank you.
Gordon: Come on! I don't know where that song was coming from, but it was enjoyable.
Hawkeye: How many times have we broken the 4th wall in this fanfic?
Metal Gloss: I think four times.
Gordon: Anyway, I thought Pierce was supposed to be dead!
Hawkeye: Someday, but not today.
Gordon: FUUUCK!! *Leaves the office in a rage*
Pete: *Laughs with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss*
The song turns back on, picking up from where it stopped.
The End
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 5:41 PM
Pete, and Metal Gloss finally returned to the hotel with the mirror.
Metal Gloss: *Puts mirror next to television set*
Pete: Finally. I never thought we'd get it up here.
Metal Gloss: I never thought we'd get it at all.
Pete: Okay. Let's see if this works. Wait here, I'll be back. *Goes into the mirror*
Inside the human world, Pete found out that the mirror took him to a clothing store. Several humans were staring at him.
Pete: awkward. *Goes back to the pony world*
Metal Gloss: What did you see?
Pete: I saw a bunch of humans staring at me. They looked really confused.
Then suddenly, three ponies came out of the mirror.
Pony 1: Where are we?
Pony 2: I don't know. *Looks at Pony 1, and 3* Holy shit! You turned into horses!
Pony 3: *Looks at herself in the mirror, then screams*
Pete: Don't be scared. It's actually not that bad.
Pony 1: Where are we?!
Metal Gloss: San Franciscolt.
Pony 1: Don't you mean San Francisco?
Metal Gloss: Nope. San Franciscolt.
Pony 3: What state is San Franciscolt in?
Metal Gloss: Alicornia.
Pony 2: Alicornia?
Pony 1: Sounds almost like California.
Pony 3: What country is this?
Pete: Equestria.
Pony 2: Fuck this, let's go back. *Goes into the mirror*
Pony 1: Acutally, I like this place.
Pony 3: Me too.
Both ponies left Pete, and Metal Gloss alone in their hotel room. Then, Hawkeye arrived.
Pete: Pierce!
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye! *Hugs Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete, Metal Gloss, then looks at his hooves* It's great to be a pony again. I was being interrogated by two gangsters, and I realized they tied me up in a chair in a dark room right next to the mirror.
Metal Gloss: What was it like in the human world?
Hawkeye: Boring. In fact, I bet you a hundred dollars that they wouldn't notice me if I didn't wear any clothing.
And so, Hawkeye entered the human world without any clothing on at all.
Hawkeye: *Walks out of the clothing store* Hi, how are you?
Person 63: Good.
Hawkeye: *Walks to the train station*
Duke: *Checking the brakes on his locomotive*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the station*
People: *Not noticing Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the train*
People: *Looking at Hawkeye, and laughing while pointing at him*
Hawkeye: Does anyone have two one hundred dollar bills?
By the time Hawkeye returned to the pony world, he was slightly angry as he walked out of the mirror with two hundred dollars.
Hawkeye: *Gives Pete, and Metal Gloss one hundred dollars* Here, I stole this from that clothing store, so make it last. I gotta do something with this mirror.
Outside, several ponies were walking on a sidewalk. One of the ponies got squished by the mirror that fell from the hotel room.
Hawkeye: Sorry! That wasn't supposed to happen! Anyway, now that the mirror is destroyed, no one can make anymore Equestria Girls shit.
Metal Gloss: What's Equestria Girls?
Hawkeye: You don't wanna know.
Pete: Let's get back to Cheyenne.
Next day at Cheyenne.
Song: link
Gordon: *Sitting at Pete's desk* I'm glad to be controller, and things are working with perfection.
But at the trainyard, there were eight freight trains waiting to enter the yards. Both tracks on the mainline were blocked.
Wilson: How could you let this happen you two?!
Mike: I don't know Wilson!
Orion: We were doing our best.
Wilson: Wearing a dress, and running around with a rifle isn't doing your best.
Gordon: *Relaxing in Pete's office, and begins to smoke a cigar*
Pete: *Enters his office with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss* Okay Gordon, what have you done?
Gordon: I took over for you sir.
Pete: Right. Somepony turn off that music!
The song stops.
Pete: Thank you.
Gordon: Come on! I don't know where that song was coming from, but it was enjoyable.
Hawkeye: How many times have we broken the 4th wall in this fanfic?
Metal Gloss: I think four times.
Gordon: Anyway, I thought Pierce was supposed to be dead!
Hawkeye: Someday, but not today.
Gordon: FUUUCK!! *Leaves the office in a rage*
Pete: *Laughs with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss*
The song turns back on, picking up from where it stopped.
The End
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. You need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew you your whole life.
Saten: You mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew you your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, you always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) You were drunk.
Saten: If it makes you feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if you say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. You need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew you your whole life.
Saten: You mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew you your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, you always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) You were drunk.
Saten: If it makes you feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if you say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..