Episode 4: Thor Odinson
Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*
Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?
Me: Oh, his name is Thor.
Rarity: Thor?
Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth by his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.
Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...
Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an enchanted suit of armor made by Odin, but stolen by Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.
Rarity: Loki?
Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.
Rarity: Oh.
Me: Thor also was one of the first to discover the origins of Galactus in The Mighty Thor #160*.
Rarity: Wow! Thor really is a sexy hunk...
Me: If you say so. But anyways, Thor met his match when he battled the Midgard Serpent in The Mighty Thor #380*. Though the beast was subdued, Thor's body was pulverized, though he got better afterwords.
Rarity: Anything else?
Me: Well, Thor was succeeded by a girl, who's identity we still don't know in Thor #1*.
Rarity: Well, this Thor sounds incredible! I'm going to go home and make myself a Thor suit right now!
Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*
Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?
Me: Oh, his name is Thor.
Rarity: Thor?
Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth by his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.
Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...
Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an enchanted suit of armor made by Odin, but stolen by Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.
Rarity: Loki?
Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.
Rarity: Oh.
Me: Thor also was one of the first to discover the origins of Galactus in The Mighty Thor #160*.
Rarity: Wow! Thor really is a sexy hunk...
Me: If you say so. But anyways, Thor met his match when he battled the Midgard Serpent in The Mighty Thor #380*. Though the beast was subdued, Thor's body was pulverized, though he got better afterwords.
Rarity: Anything else?
Me: Well, Thor was succeeded by a girl, who's identity we still don't know in Thor #1*.
Rarity: Well, this Thor sounds incredible! I'm going to go home and make myself a Thor suit right now!
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorite character Twilight and AppleJack, by using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer reading Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if you really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorite character Twilight and AppleJack, by using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer reading Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if you really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy Bear wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
Maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy Bear wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
Maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!