Our cast for this skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Scoop As Adam Sandler
and Blaze as Tom Cruise
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the score. Sean the hedgehog is in first place with zero.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: You'll rue the day you crossed me Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Adam Sandler is in second place with negative six thousand dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Adam: Hi. How you doing out there Alex? *Excited* Time for da Jeopardy! *Speaks like a german* I love it. Your father loves it. Your Aunt Helen watches every episode on Blu Ray.
Alex: Fantastic. And finally, Tom Cruise is in third with an incredible negative twelve thousand dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: The negative twelve thousand dollars is from incorrectly answering a number of first round questions more than once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, uh- It's really great to be here Alex. *Points to Adam* Who's this guy? I love this guy. He's got the great sound effects. Also, it's a pleasure to be working with Sean the hedgehog.
Sean: *Salutes to Tom*
Alex: Right. Better luck to all of you in the next round. It's time for Double Jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. The categories are.
Potent Potables
The Vowels
Presidents Who Are On The One Dollar Bill
Famous Titles
Human Children
The Number 4
And finally, Foods Beginning With Spaghett.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Tom Cruise, you are in third, so the board is yours.
Tom: I uh, hehehehe.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I uh, hehehehe. I uh, hehehehe.
Alex: Mr. Sandler, why don't you pick?
Adam: *Angry* Once again, something that could've been brought to my ATTENTION YESTERDAY!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, go ahead.
Sean: The day is mine!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'll take famous titties for 400.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Titles. Famous Titles.
Sean: Damn!
Alex: And the answer is, this movie title was taken from the famous book, Gone With The Wind.
Sean: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Olivia de Havilland!
Wrong.
Alex: Titles Mr. The Hedgehog, not titties.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?
Audience: *Laughing*
Adam: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. Sandler?
Adam: Why are you yelling at me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You rang in.
Tom: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. Cruise?
Tom: Alright, I got this. It's in my head, I know it. It's right up there, I know it. I got it.
He ran out of time.
Alex: You don't got it.
Tom: No, you don't got it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Get it?!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Alex: The answer of course was Gone With The Wind. Gone With The Wind. Okay, Mr. The Hedgehog it's still your board, so I'll pick a category for you. The number 4 for 200. In this category, the correct response to every question is 4. When I stop talking, just say the word, four. Okay, let's give it a shot. This is how many legs a pony has.
Tom: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. Cruise?
Tom: 2.
He was wrong.
Alex: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Ah! *Looks at his front legs* Ah! *Looks at Sean's legs* Ah! *Looks at the ground* Ah!
Audience: *Laughing*
Adam: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. Sandler?
Adam: Okay, so there was this one time, I was on a boat with some of my friends, and somepony was on the back, and he said, *Talks in german accent* Come to the back of the boat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Time's up. Time is up. The answer was 4, every pony has 4 legs.
Sean: I'll show you a leg Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, Mr. Cruise, you pick a category.
Tom: Help me Alex. You help me, I'll help you. You help me, I'll help you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay.
Tom: Alright, I'll take Famous Titties for 800.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Sean: *Speaks in british accent* Good show old boy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: FAMOUS TITLES for 800. And it's an audio daily double. This song was this TV show's theme. Listen carefully.
Song: link
Tom: *Listening to music*
Adam: *Listening to music*
Sean: *Listening to music*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Hearing the singers say Batman*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Stops song*
Tom: I, uh...
Alex: Mr. Cruise?
Tom: What is M*A*S*H?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Sean: *Rings buzzer* What is After M*A*S*H?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Sean: The one with Jamie Farr!
Alex: Yes, I know.
Adam: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. Sandle- wait, where did you get a guitar?
Audience: *Laughing*
Adam: *Plays guitar* Timothy Dalton, played as Con Mane. So did Pierce Brosnan. *Stops guitar* Along with Roger Moore.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's go to Final Jeopardy. The category is to answer this question. Where are you right now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It could be Equestria, or the planet Earth.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about the word here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Or a game show. Just write down where you are right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings bell* Okay, let's see what you wrote down. *Goes to Tom's podium* Okay, Mr. Cruise, you wrote, go. I don't know what that means, but you wagered for it. Go for it. You certainly did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hehehee. Hahaha! HA!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Goes to Adam* Okay. Mr. Sandler, let's see what you wrote. Abby Dooby.
Adam: *Sounding like a child* Abby Dooby, Abbyabbyabbyabbyabby.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I feel like I want to punch you. Moving on. *Goes to Sean* Mr. The Hedgehog, you wrote. *Looks at screen* Good lord, you wrote indoors.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Are we recording this? Let's see what you wagered.
What Sean wrote made Indoors look like
Alex: I heart boobs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Great. That is all we have for Celebrity Jeopardy, I'm going to go home, and put a gun in my mouth. Goodnight.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
2 B continued
Up next is the Story of Corporal Agarn.
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Scoop As Adam Sandler
and Blaze as Tom Cruise
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the score. Sean the hedgehog is in first place with zero.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: You'll rue the day you crossed me Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Adam Sandler is in second place with negative six thousand dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Adam: Hi. How you doing out there Alex? *Excited* Time for da Jeopardy! *Speaks like a german* I love it. Your father loves it. Your Aunt Helen watches every episode on Blu Ray.
Alex: Fantastic. And finally, Tom Cruise is in third with an incredible negative twelve thousand dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: The negative twelve thousand dollars is from incorrectly answering a number of first round questions more than once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, uh- It's really great to be here Alex. *Points to Adam* Who's this guy? I love this guy. He's got the great sound effects. Also, it's a pleasure to be working with Sean the hedgehog.
Sean: *Salutes to Tom*
Alex: Right. Better luck to all of you in the next round. It's time for Double Jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. The categories are.
Potent Potables
The Vowels
Presidents Who Are On The One Dollar Bill
Famous Titles
Human Children
The Number 4
And finally, Foods Beginning With Spaghett.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Tom Cruise, you are in third, so the board is yours.
Tom: I uh, hehehehe.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I uh, hehehehe. I uh, hehehehe.
Alex: Mr. Sandler, why don't you pick?
Adam: *Angry* Once again, something that could've been brought to my ATTENTION YESTERDAY!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, go ahead.
Sean: The day is mine!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'll take famous titties for 400.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Titles. Famous Titles.
Sean: Damn!
Alex: And the answer is, this movie title was taken from the famous book, Gone With The Wind.
Sean: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Olivia de Havilland!
Wrong.
Alex: Titles Mr. The Hedgehog, not titties.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?
Audience: *Laughing*
Adam: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. Sandler?
Adam: Why are you yelling at me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You rang in.
Tom: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. Cruise?
Tom: Alright, I got this. It's in my head, I know it. It's right up there, I know it. I got it.
He ran out of time.
Alex: You don't got it.
Tom: No, you don't got it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Get it?!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Alex: The answer of course was Gone With The Wind. Gone With The Wind. Okay, Mr. The Hedgehog it's still your board, so I'll pick a category for you. The number 4 for 200. In this category, the correct response to every question is 4. When I stop talking, just say the word, four. Okay, let's give it a shot. This is how many legs a pony has.
Tom: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. Cruise?
Tom: 2.
He was wrong.
Alex: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Ah! *Looks at his front legs* Ah! *Looks at Sean's legs* Ah! *Looks at the ground* Ah!
Audience: *Laughing*
Adam: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. Sandler?
Adam: Okay, so there was this one time, I was on a boat with some of my friends, and somepony was on the back, and he said, *Talks in german accent* Come to the back of the boat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Time's up. Time is up. The answer was 4, every pony has 4 legs.
Sean: I'll show you a leg Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, Mr. Cruise, you pick a category.
Tom: Help me Alex. You help me, I'll help you. You help me, I'll help you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay.
Tom: Alright, I'll take Famous Titties for 800.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Sean: *Speaks in british accent* Good show old boy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: FAMOUS TITLES for 800. And it's an audio daily double. This song was this TV show's theme. Listen carefully.
Song: link
Tom: *Listening to music*
Adam: *Listening to music*
Sean: *Listening to music*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Hearing the singers say Batman*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Stops song*
Tom: I, uh...
Alex: Mr. Cruise?
Tom: What is M*A*S*H?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Sean: *Rings buzzer* What is After M*A*S*H?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Sean: The one with Jamie Farr!
Alex: Yes, I know.
Adam: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: Mr. Sandle- wait, where did you get a guitar?
Audience: *Laughing*
Adam: *Plays guitar* Timothy Dalton, played as Con Mane. So did Pierce Brosnan. *Stops guitar* Along with Roger Moore.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's go to Final Jeopardy. The category is to answer this question. Where are you right now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It could be Equestria, or the planet Earth.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about the word here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Or a game show. Just write down where you are right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings bell* Okay, let's see what you wrote down. *Goes to Tom's podium* Okay, Mr. Cruise, you wrote, go. I don't know what that means, but you wagered for it. Go for it. You certainly did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hehehee. Hahaha! HA!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Goes to Adam* Okay. Mr. Sandler, let's see what you wrote. Abby Dooby.
Adam: *Sounding like a child* Abby Dooby, Abbyabbyabbyabbyabby.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I feel like I want to punch you. Moving on. *Goes to Sean* Mr. The Hedgehog, you wrote. *Looks at screen* Good lord, you wrote indoors.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Are we recording this? Let's see what you wagered.
What Sean wrote made Indoors look like
Alex: I heart boobs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Great. That is all we have for Celebrity Jeopardy, I'm going to go home, and put a gun in my mouth. Goodnight.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
2 B continued
Up next is the Story of Corporal Agarn.
One day in the castle, Queen Coco Strawberry was giving birth to a foal. She looked at the foal after she was born and said for the guards to take her newborn filly to a house in Pony Ville. The Guards did as they were told.
The newborn filly was taken in by a nice family. Her mother was Candy Cake and her father was Brown Cake. So then the newborn filly was named Crystal Cake.
Only her parents knew her secret and wanted to keep it hidden. Will Crystal ever find out the truth about her past?
Thanks Chapter 1 might be up today!