In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.
Song: link
Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. You stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because you called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got you covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!
Fenix: *Shoots at Vito*
Vito: *Taking cover, and gets on walkie talkie* I need more alicorns here now!
Alicorn Captain: Roger that, sending reinforcements to your position.
Vito: *Shooting at Fenix*
Fenix: *Gets down* Stay down!
Prisoners: *Getting down*
Fenix: *Shoots Vito's hoof*
Vito: *Drops gun, and grabs it with his other hoof*
Fenix: *Shoots Vito*
Vito: Ahh!!
More alicorns arrived.
Fenix: Go, everypony get out of here!
Earth Ponies, Unicorns, and Pegasi: *Escaping*
Alicorns: *Coming downstairs*
Fenix: *Reloads gun, and shoots an alicorn*
Alicorn 52: *Falls off stairs, and onto the ground*
Alicorn 61: *Shooting gun*
Unicorn: *Making shield*
Fenix: Excellent. *Returns fire*
Alicorn 61: *Dies*
Fenix: I'm going up. *Shoots more alicorns*
Alicorn 82: We are losing soldiers. This yellow earth pony is shooting them, and killing them all.
Alicorn Captain: I can't keep sending you reinforcements. We are a hated type of pony, and there aren't many alicorns around here.
Alicorn 82: Get us more reinforcements right now!
Alicorn: Fine.
Fenix: *Shoots Alicorn 82*
Alicorn 47: *Jumps from building with a sword* Banzai!
Fenix: *Shoots banzai alicorn*
Alicorn 71: *Shoots gun out of Fenix's hoof*
Stop the song.
Fenix: *Looking at Alicorn 71 on his left*
Alicorn 71: I think it's time we took all of you "alicorn haters" and executed you.
Fenix: *Scared*
In the storm drains.
Con: *Waiting in car*
Rain: He should be here by now. Where is he?
Con: Knowing Fenix, I think he'll arrive any second.
Two cars were seen coming towards them.
Rain: He better be in one of those cars.
Con: *Grabs binoculars, and looks inside the cars* He's not. It's Ice Cube, and another alicorn. What are they doing here?
Rain: I don't know, but I hope nothing bad happened to Fenix.
Ice Cube & Sally: *Stop their cars near Con*
Ice Cube: Hey you two. I remember ya.
Con: Yeah, we were the ones that arrested an earth pony for you.
Ice Cube: Well, he kinda went rebellious on us, and killed a few other alicorns.
Rain: What do you want us to do?
Ice Cube: Come with us, and we're going to do something big.
Con: Okay. Rain, *Gets out of car* Return this rental car, and get in the green Dodge.
Rain: I'm on it. *Uses magic to carry car, and flies to airport*
Con: I'll sit with your friend in the silver Chevy.
Ice Cube: Awesome.
Con: *Sits next to Sally* Hello.
At the airport.
Rain: *Carrying rental car wtih magic while flying* Now, where is that airplane they're going to use to bring those weapons to ISIS? *Sees airplane being guarded by ten alicorns* Bingo. *Goes to airplane, and drops the car. She flies away very quickly*
Alicorns: Ah! *Die from explosion*
2 B continued
Song: link
Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. You stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because you called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got you covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!
Fenix: *Shoots at Vito*
Vito: *Taking cover, and gets on walkie talkie* I need more alicorns here now!
Alicorn Captain: Roger that, sending reinforcements to your position.
Vito: *Shooting at Fenix*
Fenix: *Gets down* Stay down!
Prisoners: *Getting down*
Fenix: *Shoots Vito's hoof*
Vito: *Drops gun, and grabs it with his other hoof*
Fenix: *Shoots Vito*
Vito: Ahh!!
More alicorns arrived.
Fenix: Go, everypony get out of here!
Earth Ponies, Unicorns, and Pegasi: *Escaping*
Alicorns: *Coming downstairs*
Fenix: *Reloads gun, and shoots an alicorn*
Alicorn 52: *Falls off stairs, and onto the ground*
Alicorn 61: *Shooting gun*
Unicorn: *Making shield*
Fenix: Excellent. *Returns fire*
Alicorn 61: *Dies*
Fenix: I'm going up. *Shoots more alicorns*
Alicorn 82: We are losing soldiers. This yellow earth pony is shooting them, and killing them all.
Alicorn Captain: I can't keep sending you reinforcements. We are a hated type of pony, and there aren't many alicorns around here.
Alicorn 82: Get us more reinforcements right now!
Alicorn: Fine.
Fenix: *Shoots Alicorn 82*
Alicorn 47: *Jumps from building with a sword* Banzai!
Fenix: *Shoots banzai alicorn*
Alicorn 71: *Shoots gun out of Fenix's hoof*
Stop the song.
Fenix: *Looking at Alicorn 71 on his left*
Alicorn 71: I think it's time we took all of you "alicorn haters" and executed you.
Fenix: *Scared*
In the storm drains.
Con: *Waiting in car*
Rain: He should be here by now. Where is he?
Con: Knowing Fenix, I think he'll arrive any second.
Two cars were seen coming towards them.
Rain: He better be in one of those cars.
Con: *Grabs binoculars, and looks inside the cars* He's not. It's Ice Cube, and another alicorn. What are they doing here?
Rain: I don't know, but I hope nothing bad happened to Fenix.
Ice Cube & Sally: *Stop their cars near Con*
Ice Cube: Hey you two. I remember ya.
Con: Yeah, we were the ones that arrested an earth pony for you.
Ice Cube: Well, he kinda went rebellious on us, and killed a few other alicorns.
Rain: What do you want us to do?
Ice Cube: Come with us, and we're going to do something big.
Con: Okay. Rain, *Gets out of car* Return this rental car, and get in the green Dodge.
Rain: I'm on it. *Uses magic to carry car, and flies to airport*
Con: I'll sit with your friend in the silver Chevy.
Ice Cube: Awesome.
Con: *Sits next to Sally* Hello.
At the airport.
Rain: *Carrying rental car wtih magic while flying* Now, where is that airplane they're going to use to bring those weapons to ISIS? *Sees airplane being guarded by ten alicorns* Bingo. *Goes to airplane, and drops the car. She flies away very quickly*
Alicorns: Ah! *Die from explosion*
2 B continued
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who you calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who you calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a cloud of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a cloud of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger said evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded by biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered by this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather or not she REALLY thought it was funny, or was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger said evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded by biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered by this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather or not she REALLY thought it was funny, or was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.