Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.
Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the trunk of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if you don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens trunk door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, you got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. You have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with your alicorn organization. You'll have to come in for questioning.
Ice Cube: *Sees a train* Or better yet, I don't come in for questioning. *Jumps on train*
Pinkie Pie: Ver damnt! I wanted to ask her questions!
Con: There's a lot of freight cars on this train she got on. Why don't we hop on before the end passes us?
Pinkie Pie: *Sees another train* Better idea. Steal that passenger train coming towards us.
Con: It's a train. How do you expect me to stop it?
Pinkie Pie: *Sets up a roadblock, and is dressed as a WW2 German soldier* Halt!
Engineer: *Stops train*
Con: Excellent. I couldn't have done better myself.
Engineer: *Gets out of train* What is the meaning of this?
Con: C.I.E. A suspect has stolen that freight train passing us, and we need to stop her. *Gets in the engine* Let's go Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: *Hops into engine*
Engineer: *Uncouples cars from engine*
Con: *Drives train*
Chase song: link
Ice Cube: *Sees Con, and Pinkie Pie in their engine, and teleports to the back coupling of her engine*
Con: *Sees Ice Cube* There she is.
Pinkie Pie: Looks like she's uncoupling the rest of that train.
Ice Cube: *Uncouples train from engine*
Con: How did you know that?
Pinkie Pie: I break the 4th wall. I'm supposed to know everything that happens.
Ice Cube: *Returns to the cab of her engine*
Con: *Getting closer*
There were three tracks on the mainline. Ice Cube was on the left track, and Con was on the right.
Ice Cube: *Loads up a Bizon Sub machine gun*
Con: *Reloads his desert eagle*
Ice Cube: *Aiming at Con*
Con: *Sees a switch for the middle track*
Ice Cube: *Tries to shoot, but her gun is jammed*
Con: *Shoots switch, and goes onto the middle track*
Ice Cube: *Unjams gun*
Con: *Opens window on his train, and shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Opens window on her train*
Con: *Slows down, and is behind Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Uses magic to switch her engine onto the middle track*
Con: *Goes faster, and rams Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Walks onto platform of her engine*
Con: *Shooting at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Avoiding bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs her own Walther pistol, and shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Doesn't get hit by any bullets, and returns fire*
She broke the front windows on Con's engine.
Con: *Climbs out of his engine, and jumps onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Punches Con*
Con: *Leans on side of engine, and kicks Ice Cube towards the guardrail*
Ice Cube: *Nearly falls off*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots guardrail*
Ice Cube: *Nearly gets shot*
Con: *Punches Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Tries to punch Con*
Con: *Ducks*
Ice Cube: *Punches side of train*
Con: *Kicks Ice Cube on the ground, and runs back to his own engine*
Ice Cube: *Tries to stand up*
Con: *Couples his engine onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Goes to coupling, and uncouples the engines*
Con: *Shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Running back to cab*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots window on Ice Cube's engine's cab*
Ice Cube: *Getting angry, and returns fire*
Con: *Slightly reduces speed*
Ice Cube: *Getting ahead*
Pinkie Pie: *Aims gun at Ice Cube, and shoots eleven bullets to rhythm of music*
Ice Cube: *Shoots gun out of Pinkie's hoof*
Con: *Speeds up, and hits the back of Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Reloads her gun, and shoots at Con* Die you son of a ni-
Pinkie Pie: Grrr. *Takes Con's gun, and returns fire*
Ice Cube: *Has her gun shot out of her hooves*
Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah! Germans rule!
Con: *Takes gun from Pinkie, and goes onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Grabs metal pipe*
Con: *Pointing gun at cab* Ice Cube! This is your last warning! Stop the train, and come out with your hooves up!!
Ice Cube: *Throws pipe at Con*
Con: Gah! *Drops gun, and falls on floor*
Ice Cube: *Running towards gun*
Con: *Dives for gun*
Ice Cube: *Kicks Con in the face*
Con: *Nearly falls off. He is holding onto part of the engine with his front hooves*
Ice Cube: *About to shoot Con*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Ice Cube, and wrestles with her for control of the gun*
Con: *Climbs up*
Ice Cube: *Pointing gun in the air*
Pinkie Pie: *Pulls trigger, and shoots one bullet*
Con: *Punches Ice Cube, and gets his gun back*
Ice Cube: *Hears another train* I don't know 'bout all y'all, but I'm outta here. *Jumps off train*
Con: *Sees another train coming towards them* Jump! *Jumps off*
Pinkie Pie: *Also jumps off*
Stop the song. An explosion occurred when the two trains crashed into each other, but Con, and Pinkie were too far away to sustain any injuries.
Con: *Looking around* I don't see Ice Cube.
Pinkie Pie: Neither do I. You better get me back to Canterlot.
Con: That could take days.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, leave it to me. *Makes the background change to Canterlot*
Con: Impressive. We're in Canterlot now.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. Now, nopony will know that we crashed a train in San Franciscolt.
Con: Let's go back to P.
2 B continued
Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the trunk of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if you don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens trunk door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, you got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. You have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with your alicorn organization. You'll have to come in for questioning.
Ice Cube: *Sees a train* Or better yet, I don't come in for questioning. *Jumps on train*
Pinkie Pie: Ver damnt! I wanted to ask her questions!
Con: There's a lot of freight cars on this train she got on. Why don't we hop on before the end passes us?
Pinkie Pie: *Sees another train* Better idea. Steal that passenger train coming towards us.
Con: It's a train. How do you expect me to stop it?
Pinkie Pie: *Sets up a roadblock, and is dressed as a WW2 German soldier* Halt!
Engineer: *Stops train*
Con: Excellent. I couldn't have done better myself.
Engineer: *Gets out of train* What is the meaning of this?
Con: C.I.E. A suspect has stolen that freight train passing us, and we need to stop her. *Gets in the engine* Let's go Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: *Hops into engine*
Engineer: *Uncouples cars from engine*
Con: *Drives train*
Chase song: link
Ice Cube: *Sees Con, and Pinkie Pie in their engine, and teleports to the back coupling of her engine*
Con: *Sees Ice Cube* There she is.
Pinkie Pie: Looks like she's uncoupling the rest of that train.
Ice Cube: *Uncouples train from engine*
Con: How did you know that?
Pinkie Pie: I break the 4th wall. I'm supposed to know everything that happens.
Ice Cube: *Returns to the cab of her engine*
Con: *Getting closer*
There were three tracks on the mainline. Ice Cube was on the left track, and Con was on the right.
Ice Cube: *Loads up a Bizon Sub machine gun*
Con: *Reloads his desert eagle*
Ice Cube: *Aiming at Con*
Con: *Sees a switch for the middle track*
Ice Cube: *Tries to shoot, but her gun is jammed*
Con: *Shoots switch, and goes onto the middle track*
Ice Cube: *Unjams gun*
Con: *Opens window on his train, and shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Opens window on her train*
Con: *Slows down, and is behind Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Uses magic to switch her engine onto the middle track*
Con: *Goes faster, and rams Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Walks onto platform of her engine*
Con: *Shooting at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Avoiding bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs her own Walther pistol, and shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Doesn't get hit by any bullets, and returns fire*
She broke the front windows on Con's engine.
Con: *Climbs out of his engine, and jumps onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Punches Con*
Con: *Leans on side of engine, and kicks Ice Cube towards the guardrail*
Ice Cube: *Nearly falls off*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots guardrail*
Ice Cube: *Nearly gets shot*
Con: *Punches Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Tries to punch Con*
Con: *Ducks*
Ice Cube: *Punches side of train*
Con: *Kicks Ice Cube on the ground, and runs back to his own engine*
Ice Cube: *Tries to stand up*
Con: *Couples his engine onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Goes to coupling, and uncouples the engines*
Con: *Shoots at Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Running back to cab*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots window on Ice Cube's engine's cab*
Ice Cube: *Getting angry, and returns fire*
Con: *Slightly reduces speed*
Ice Cube: *Getting ahead*
Pinkie Pie: *Aims gun at Ice Cube, and shoots eleven bullets to rhythm of music*
Ice Cube: *Shoots gun out of Pinkie's hoof*
Con: *Speeds up, and hits the back of Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Reloads her gun, and shoots at Con* Die you son of a ni-
Pinkie Pie: Grrr. *Takes Con's gun, and returns fire*
Ice Cube: *Has her gun shot out of her hooves*
Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah! Germans rule!
Con: *Takes gun from Pinkie, and goes onto Ice Cube's engine*
Ice Cube: *Grabs metal pipe*
Con: *Pointing gun at cab* Ice Cube! This is your last warning! Stop the train, and come out with your hooves up!!
Ice Cube: *Throws pipe at Con*
Con: Gah! *Drops gun, and falls on floor*
Ice Cube: *Running towards gun*
Con: *Dives for gun*
Ice Cube: *Kicks Con in the face*
Con: *Nearly falls off. He is holding onto part of the engine with his front hooves*
Ice Cube: *About to shoot Con*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Ice Cube, and wrestles with her for control of the gun*
Con: *Climbs up*
Ice Cube: *Pointing gun in the air*
Pinkie Pie: *Pulls trigger, and shoots one bullet*
Con: *Punches Ice Cube, and gets his gun back*
Ice Cube: *Hears another train* I don't know 'bout all y'all, but I'm outta here. *Jumps off train*
Con: *Sees another train coming towards them* Jump! *Jumps off*
Pinkie Pie: *Also jumps off*
Stop the song. An explosion occurred when the two trains crashed into each other, but Con, and Pinkie were too far away to sustain any injuries.
Con: *Looking around* I don't see Ice Cube.
Pinkie Pie: Neither do I. You better get me back to Canterlot.
Con: That could take days.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, leave it to me. *Makes the background change to Canterlot*
Con: Impressive. We're in Canterlot now.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. Now, nopony will know that we crashed a train in San Franciscolt.
Con: Let's go back to P.
2 B continued
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who you calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who you calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a cloud of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a cloud of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger said evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded by biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered by this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather or not she REALLY thought it was funny, or was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger said evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded by biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered by this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather or not she REALLY thought it was funny, or was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.