Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...
Applebloom: We need your help putting up Christmas lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.
Song: link
Ponies: The first thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me, is finding a Christmas tree. The second thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The third thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The fourth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers
Sean: *On stepladder* Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The fifth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me, five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards
Scootaloo: *Drinking beer* Hangovers
Sean: *On roof* Rigging up the lights
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The sixth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *falls through ceiling next to Scootaloo* RIGGING UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The seventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Prince Blueblood: The Salvation army.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards
Scootaloo: Oh geez *putting lights in box*
Sean: I'M TRYING TO RIG UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The eighth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Sweetie Belle: I wanna Transformer for Christmas!
Prince Blueblood: Charities *points at Rarity* And what do you mean your in-laws?
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, making out these cards.
Scootaloo: Uh, get me a beer, huh?
Sean: What, we got no extension cords?!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The ninth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Big Mac: Finding parking spaces
Sweetie Belle: Daddy, I want some candy.
Prince Blueblood: Donations!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Writing out those Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *Back outside* Now why the hell aren't they blinking?!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The tenth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Buy me something!
Prince Blueblood: *Pushes Sweetie Belle* Get a job you bum!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Yo, ho. Sending Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: *staring at vomit* Oh geez, look at this.
Sean: *Puts one light out*One light goes out, they all go out!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Mom, I gotta go to the bathroom!
Prince Blueblood: Charities!
Rarity: *Hiding in bathroom* She's a witch, I hate her.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, I don't even know half these people.
Scootaloo: *Shitting* Who's got the toilet paper?
Sean: GET A FLASHLIGHT, I BLEW A FUSE!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The twelth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Royal Guards: Singing Christmas carols.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking!
Sweetie Belle: *Crying*
Prince Blueblood: Charities.
Rarity: Gotta make 'em dinner.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: I'm not sending them this year, that's it.
Scootaloo: Shut up you.
Sean: Fine, YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree.
Trixie: *Steals Christmas tree*
After the song ended, I left everypony, and went into the Everfree Forest
2 B continued
Applebloom: We need your help putting up Christmas lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.
Song: link
Ponies: The first thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me, is finding a Christmas tree. The second thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The third thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The fourth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers
Sean: *On stepladder* Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The fifth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me, five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards
Scootaloo: *Drinking beer* Hangovers
Sean: *On roof* Rigging up the lights
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The sixth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *falls through ceiling next to Scootaloo* RIGGING UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The seventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Prince Blueblood: The Salvation army.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Sending Christmas cards
Scootaloo: Oh geez *putting lights in box*
Sean: I'M TRYING TO RIG UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The eighth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Sweetie Belle: I wanna Transformer for Christmas!
Prince Blueblood: Charities *points at Rarity* And what do you mean your in-laws?
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, making out these cards.
Scootaloo: Uh, get me a beer, huh?
Sean: What, we got no extension cords?!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The ninth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Big Mac: Finding parking spaces
Sweetie Belle: Daddy, I want some candy.
Prince Blueblood: Donations!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Writing out those Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *Back outside* Now why the hell aren't they blinking?!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The tenth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Buy me something!
Prince Blueblood: *Pushes Sweetie Belle* Get a job you bum!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Yo, ho. Sending Christmas cards.
Scootaloo: *staring at vomit* Oh geez, look at this.
Sean: *Puts one light out*One light goes out, they all go out!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Mom, I gotta go to the bathroom!
Prince Blueblood: Charities!
Rarity: *Hiding in bathroom* She's a witch, I hate her.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, I don't even know half these people.
Scootaloo: *Shitting* Who's got the toilet paper?
Sean: GET A FLASHLIGHT, I BLEW A FUSE!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree. The twelth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me.
Royal Guards: Singing Christmas carols.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking!
Sweetie Belle: *Crying*
Prince Blueblood: Charities.
Rarity: Gotta make 'em dinner.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: I'm not sending them this year, that's it.
Scootaloo: Shut up you.
Sean: Fine, YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Christmas tree.
Trixie: *Steals Christmas tree*
After the song ended, I left everypony, and went into the Everfree Forest
2 B continued
Once, in a land, called Equetsria, there was a pony named Twilight Sparkle. She was a small Unicorn, and she loved to figure out what magic meant. She forever longed for a pet, and she's on different quests, to, find a pet, and venture out to see what magic means. Night Light and Twilight Velvet are sure, that Twilight can do this. They also say, if she finds one, she can get a pet! She tells Night and Twilight that she can't do this without a pet. She says it's impossible! Obviously, Night and Twilight don't believe her, but they know they should trust their daughter, so before Twilight goes out on her trip, Night and Twilight have to ground her (Nicely!) So they can plan who they're going to get for a pet and what they're going to name him. (I say him because Twilight says she needs a male pet)