It's a normal day like any other day, except- It's April Fool's Day, which is Pinkie and Rainbow's favorite holiday! It's morning, and Blazin' is fast asleep, until...
Lyra: *swings door to her brother's room wide open and jumps on his bed* Get up, get up, GET UP!!
Blazin': *levitates Lyra and holds her there* What's up?
Lyra: It's April Fools Day!!
Blazin': Yeah, ok....SAY WHAT!? That's Pinkie and Rainbow's favorite holiday! I've never been pranked before-but I will never be!
Lyra: You have never been pranked by them before?
Blazin': I was created only recently. I'm an OC, remember?
Lyra: Oh...It was nice of your creator to make you my brother!
*Cell phone rings inside Blazin's saddle bags*
Lyra: I thought only mares carried those!
Blazin': I may be a unicorn, but we can't carry everything using magic. Saddlebags are like extra hooves. Plus, Rarity made these for me, so don't judge me. *answers cell phone* Hello?
Princess Luna (on other end of line): I seriously need you right now! Tia and Cadance challenged me and you to a game of Mario Kart, and...*Celestia tosses a pillow at Luna thinking she isn't looking* Nice try! Back at you!! Just please get over here.
Blazin': On my way! *hangs up* Gotta go, sis, I'm teaming up with Princess Luna to beat Celestia and Cadance at Mario Kart. She made a great choice to team up with a master!
Luna: *still talking even though both had hung up* You bet I did!
Blazin' teleports himself to Celestia's castle to avoid the catastrophe that Pinkie and Rainbow are bringing upon Ponyville with their pranks.
Royal Guard: Hold it. Do you have a appointment with the princesses?
Blazin': Yes, I'm Blazin Blue, and I'm here for the-
Royal Guard 2: Ah, the match against Celestia and Cadance in Mario Kart! Your'e Luna's teammate Blazin'!
Blazin': Aye. Luna's waiting for me, and she wants to kick her sister's butt so badly....
Royal Guard: It's about time! Sheesh, she's been bragging all day, it driving us crazy. Go in and kick her butt for us!
Luna: *sees Blazin' walk in* Oh, there you are! *hugs him passionately* I was so worried about you. I thought you were taken out by that prank calamity going on outside!
Blazin': *blushes* It's ok, Luna, I'm fine.
Luna looks at Celestia and Cadence, who have big smiles on their faces and raising their eyebrows in a "You thinking what I'm thinking?" fashion.
Luna: Shut up! He's my friend, and I was worried about him. He already has a girlfriend!
Celestia: Hey, here she comes right now! *sees Sapphire Scorch burst in through a window and land on the floor*
Sapphire: I've had it with your pranks, Rainbow! one more pie in the face and your butt will be in a rut!!
Rainbow: *shakes her flank in Sapphire's face* Come and get me!!
Sapphire: HI-YA!
Blazin': Get 'er, sweetheart!
Luna: See? What'd I tell you?
Celestia: You didn't tell us jack-
Luna: Shut up and drive!
Blazin': Eh?
Luna: Yeah, we're gonna do real Mario Kart, Double Dash style!
Your'e driving, Blazin'!
Luna and Blazin' hop on the two-seat kart named "Lunar Rider". Celestia and Cadance ride on "The Solar Flyer".
Two hours later....
Luna: YEAH! We kicked your sorry butts!! Thanks, Blazin'! Your are quite the master! You can go home now while I rub our trophy in their faces!
Celestia: You said it was gonna be a game!
Luna: April Fools! Got you both!!
Blazin' returns home, only to be halted by his sister Lyra.
Lyra: Bro! I heard them plotting. They're actually gonna get you in front of your girl-while you sleep next to her!!
Blazin': Stay on guard! Don't let them get past you!
Despite what he said...
Lyra falls asleep after two hours of being on watch. That's when Pinkie and Rainbow move in...
Rainbow: Right on target! He's sleeping on his back with his legs spread out!
Pinkie: Eww, at least show some decency!
Rainbow: Zip it! Got the panties?
Pinkie: I don't see what making him wear my panties would do...
Rainbow: Put them on him, and snap a picture. Everyone will think he secretly wears panties!
Pinkie: Ohhh....Ok, panties are on! Snap that picture!
*CLICK!*
Blazin': WHAT THE HAY IS GOING ON HERE!?
Pinkie and Rainbow: Grab the panties and camera and run!!
They take off to their own houses, happy they got away with it.
It's just the next morning that brought up the most embarrassing photo to ever appear on "Equestria Daily" (yes, they went that far!). Looks like Lyra couldn't stop the prank from happening.....
Lyra: *swings door to her brother's room wide open and jumps on his bed* Get up, get up, GET UP!!
Blazin': *levitates Lyra and holds her there* What's up?
Lyra: It's April Fools Day!!
Blazin': Yeah, ok....SAY WHAT!? That's Pinkie and Rainbow's favorite holiday! I've never been pranked before-but I will never be!
Lyra: You have never been pranked by them before?
Blazin': I was created only recently. I'm an OC, remember?
Lyra: Oh...It was nice of your creator to make you my brother!
*Cell phone rings inside Blazin's saddle bags*
Lyra: I thought only mares carried those!
Blazin': I may be a unicorn, but we can't carry everything using magic. Saddlebags are like extra hooves. Plus, Rarity made these for me, so don't judge me. *answers cell phone* Hello?
Princess Luna (on other end of line): I seriously need you right now! Tia and Cadance challenged me and you to a game of Mario Kart, and...*Celestia tosses a pillow at Luna thinking she isn't looking* Nice try! Back at you!! Just please get over here.
Blazin': On my way! *hangs up* Gotta go, sis, I'm teaming up with Princess Luna to beat Celestia and Cadance at Mario Kart. She made a great choice to team up with a master!
Luna: *still talking even though both had hung up* You bet I did!
Blazin' teleports himself to Celestia's castle to avoid the catastrophe that Pinkie and Rainbow are bringing upon Ponyville with their pranks.
Royal Guard: Hold it. Do you have a appointment with the princesses?
Blazin': Yes, I'm Blazin Blue, and I'm here for the-
Royal Guard 2: Ah, the match against Celestia and Cadance in Mario Kart! Your'e Luna's teammate Blazin'!
Blazin': Aye. Luna's waiting for me, and she wants to kick her sister's butt so badly....
Royal Guard: It's about time! Sheesh, she's been bragging all day, it driving us crazy. Go in and kick her butt for us!
Luna: *sees Blazin' walk in* Oh, there you are! *hugs him passionately* I was so worried about you. I thought you were taken out by that prank calamity going on outside!
Blazin': *blushes* It's ok, Luna, I'm fine.
Luna looks at Celestia and Cadence, who have big smiles on their faces and raising their eyebrows in a "You thinking what I'm thinking?" fashion.
Luna: Shut up! He's my friend, and I was worried about him. He already has a girlfriend!
Celestia: Hey, here she comes right now! *sees Sapphire Scorch burst in through a window and land on the floor*
Sapphire: I've had it with your pranks, Rainbow! one more pie in the face and your butt will be in a rut!!
Rainbow: *shakes her flank in Sapphire's face* Come and get me!!
Sapphire: HI-YA!
Blazin': Get 'er, sweetheart!
Luna: See? What'd I tell you?
Celestia: You didn't tell us jack-
Luna: Shut up and drive!
Blazin': Eh?
Luna: Yeah, we're gonna do real Mario Kart, Double Dash style!
Your'e driving, Blazin'!
Luna and Blazin' hop on the two-seat kart named "Lunar Rider". Celestia and Cadance ride on "The Solar Flyer".
Two hours later....
Luna: YEAH! We kicked your sorry butts!! Thanks, Blazin'! Your are quite the master! You can go home now while I rub our trophy in their faces!
Celestia: You said it was gonna be a game!
Luna: April Fools! Got you both!!
Blazin' returns home, only to be halted by his sister Lyra.
Lyra: Bro! I heard them plotting. They're actually gonna get you in front of your girl-while you sleep next to her!!
Blazin': Stay on guard! Don't let them get past you!
Despite what he said...
Lyra falls asleep after two hours of being on watch. That's when Pinkie and Rainbow move in...
Rainbow: Right on target! He's sleeping on his back with his legs spread out!
Pinkie: Eww, at least show some decency!
Rainbow: Zip it! Got the panties?
Pinkie: I don't see what making him wear my panties would do...
Rainbow: Put them on him, and snap a picture. Everyone will think he secretly wears panties!
Pinkie: Ohhh....Ok, panties are on! Snap that picture!
*CLICK!*
Blazin': WHAT THE HAY IS GOING ON HERE!?
Pinkie and Rainbow: Grab the panties and camera and run!!
They take off to their own houses, happy they got away with it.
It's just the next morning that brought up the most embarrassing photo to ever appear on "Equestria Daily" (yes, they went that far!). Looks like Lyra couldn't stop the prank from happening.....
I know that this really has nothing to do with MLP but could you all please sign this petition or something really bad will happen to the internet.
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"CISPA is about information sharing. It creates broad legal exemptions that allow the government to share "cyber threat intelligence" with private companies, and companies to share "cyber threat information" with the government, for the purposes of enhancing cybersecurity. The problems arise from the definitions of these terms, especially when it comes to companies sharing data with the feds.
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Basically it's to stop CISPA (Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act)
"CISPA is about information sharing. It creates broad legal exemptions that allow the government to share "cyber threat intelligence" with private companies, and companies to share "cyber threat information" with the government, for the purposes of enhancing cybersecurity. The problems arise from the definitions of these terms, especially when it comes to companies sharing data with the feds.
Please sign and share this petition so that we can protect the internet and our privacy."
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Chapter 1:the spell
“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” Applejack asked, the six ponies were sitting in a circle in Twilight's library.
“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need you five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.
“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.
“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.
“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” Applejack yawned.
“me too.” Rainbow dash said sleepily.
After a few more seconds all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the Library was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.
“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” Applejack asked, the six ponies were sitting in a circle in Twilight's library.
“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need you five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.
“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.
“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.
“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” Applejack yawned.
“me too.” Rainbow dash said sleepily.
After a few more seconds all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the Library was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.