Jeff was upset about how things weren't going the way they normally went. So, he sat at the station.
Pete: Jeff, what are you doing?
Jeff: I am sulking in my own depression.
Pete: Come on, don't be depressed. I had to deal with a bunch of ponies like that 20 years ago you know.
Jeff: Yeah. How old are you?
Pete: 41.
Jeff: Oh.
Pete: What about you?
Jeff: 29. I've been working for you since '45. Everything has been going the way I always wanted it to be. My way, but then a fucking rainbow showed up out of nowhere today. I was telling Gordon, Hawkeye, and Red Rose what to do, when they all stopped their work just to watch it.
Pete: It was pretty beautiful, wasn't it?
Jeff: I didn't see the rainbow.
Pete: Well that explains it.
Jeff: No, the reason I'm upset is because it made those three stop working.
Pete: That's just stupid. Go with Percy, and fix the main line to Pocatello.
Jeff: Yes sir.
In the inspection car, Jeff told Percy about the rainbow.
Jeff: It just made those three stop working.
Percy: Well, why have you stopped working?
Jeff: Because I don't want things to get fucked up like last time. They were going just the way I wanted them to, until a rainbow arrived.
Percy: Did you see the rainbow?
Jeff: Oh, you too? Everypony is asking me that! Did you see the rainbow? Did you see the rainbow? NO! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!
Percy: You're starting to act like Gordon.
Jeff: HOLY SHIT, I AM NOT ACTING LIKE GORDON! *gasps* (He's right.) I don't feel good. *Lays down*
Percy: *Stops working* Jeff? Oh no, you look pail. Anything you need?
Jeff: Just some water.
Percy: *Grabs Jeff water canteen* Here.
Jeff: *Drinks water* Thank you.
Percy: Feel better?
Jeff: Well... I don't know *barfs*
2 B continued
Pete: Jeff, what are you doing?
Jeff: I am sulking in my own depression.
Pete: Come on, don't be depressed. I had to deal with a bunch of ponies like that 20 years ago you know.
Jeff: Yeah. How old are you?
Pete: 41.
Jeff: Oh.
Pete: What about you?
Jeff: 29. I've been working for you since '45. Everything has been going the way I always wanted it to be. My way, but then a fucking rainbow showed up out of nowhere today. I was telling Gordon, Hawkeye, and Red Rose what to do, when they all stopped their work just to watch it.
Pete: It was pretty beautiful, wasn't it?
Jeff: I didn't see the rainbow.
Pete: Well that explains it.
Jeff: No, the reason I'm upset is because it made those three stop working.
Pete: That's just stupid. Go with Percy, and fix the main line to Pocatello.
Jeff: Yes sir.
In the inspection car, Jeff told Percy about the rainbow.
Jeff: It just made those three stop working.
Percy: Well, why have you stopped working?
Jeff: Because I don't want things to get fucked up like last time. They were going just the way I wanted them to, until a rainbow arrived.
Percy: Did you see the rainbow?
Jeff: Oh, you too? Everypony is asking me that! Did you see the rainbow? Did you see the rainbow? NO! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!
Percy: You're starting to act like Gordon.
Jeff: HOLY SHIT, I AM NOT ACTING LIKE GORDON! *gasps* (He's right.) I don't feel good. *Lays down*
Percy: *Stops working* Jeff? Oh no, you look pail. Anything you need?
Jeff: Just some water.
Percy: *Grabs Jeff water canteen* Here.
Jeff: *Drinks water* Thank you.
Percy: Feel better?
Jeff: Well... I don't know *barfs*
2 B continued
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This is pretty much my opinion on the prettiest characters. This list may or may not surprise you
Enjoy
10) Applejack
9) Rarity
8) Gilda
7) Rainbow Dash
6) Twilight Sparkle
5) Trixie
4) Fluttershy
3) Princess Celesta
2) Zecora
1) Princess Luna