At a beach alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking beer in it.
Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets scorpion in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of movies at 3 to bring you important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go
Four hours later, at P's house.
P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have you been?
??: Enjoying death.
P: *turns on lights*
??: 0007 reporting for duty.
P: Why didn't you call me after a week of suviving a shot, and fall?
Con: You don't care for me, why should I have called?
P: Because I do care for you.
Con: Then why did you do what you did? Take the shot now?
P: I didn't want that manifest being lost.
Con: I was doing my job! One more punch, and he would be dead.
P: Whatever. We need you back.
Con: Do you?
P: Ja!! Now tomorrow, you have to take a test for reentering the CIE. Take it seriously.
Con: Whatever *drinking beer*
P: And stop acting like an alcoholic.
2morrow
Parcival: *driving to HQ*
Con: How is the rebuilding going?
Parcival: Not too bad. I just can't get over meeting you, the legendary 0007 for the first time.
Con: There's a first time for everything.
at the headquarters, Con had to take several tests in order to become an agent again for the CIE.
Here's how one of them went.
unicorn: I'm going to say some words. When I do, I want you to say whatever pops into your mind. Ready?
Con: Sure.
unicorn: Corn
Con: Whatever pops into your mind.
unicorn: Card
Con: game
unicorn: White
Con: Paint
unicorn: Black
Con: Ni***r
unicorn: Car
Con: Getaway
unicorn: Triple
Con: Oh seven
unicorn: Slycall
P: *watching*
Parcival: Why isn't he saying anything?
unicorn: Slycall
Con: Finished *Walks away*
2 B continued
Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets scorpion in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of movies at 3 to bring you important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go
Four hours later, at P's house.
P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have you been?
??: Enjoying death.
P: *turns on lights*
??: 0007 reporting for duty.
P: Why didn't you call me after a week of suviving a shot, and fall?
Con: You don't care for me, why should I have called?
P: Because I do care for you.
Con: Then why did you do what you did? Take the shot now?
P: I didn't want that manifest being lost.
Con: I was doing my job! One more punch, and he would be dead.
P: Whatever. We need you back.
Con: Do you?
P: Ja!! Now tomorrow, you have to take a test for reentering the CIE. Take it seriously.
Con: Whatever *drinking beer*
P: And stop acting like an alcoholic.
2morrow
Parcival: *driving to HQ*
Con: How is the rebuilding going?
Parcival: Not too bad. I just can't get over meeting you, the legendary 0007 for the first time.
Con: There's a first time for everything.
at the headquarters, Con had to take several tests in order to become an agent again for the CIE.
Here's how one of them went.
unicorn: I'm going to say some words. When I do, I want you to say whatever pops into your mind. Ready?
Con: Sure.
unicorn: Corn
Con: Whatever pops into your mind.
unicorn: Card
Con: game
unicorn: White
Con: Paint
unicorn: Black
Con: Ni***r
unicorn: Car
Con: Getaway
unicorn: Triple
Con: Oh seven
unicorn: Slycall
P: *watching*
Parcival: Why isn't he saying anything?
unicorn: Slycall
Con: Finished *Walks away*
2 B continued
Green Flame did nothing but look at the camouflaged machines only a small distance away. Questions went through the scout's mind. "Find them" one enemy whispered, coming into view of Flame. Green looked at the others sleeping, "I should go alone for this" he nervously told himself.
Today I have learned many new things. I have also read the biography on Star Swirl the Bearded! It was a fantastic book, Rarity got it for me. I have been trying to look for it everywhere. Today, Rainbow Dash taught me flying lessons. I fell a few times, but I have progressed really great. Hey, talking about Rainbow, she hasn't returned my Daring Do book! I'll just tell her tomorrow. Anyways, I have gotten the new Daring Do book! It has Rainbow Dash on the cover, I really wonder why. It's a great book so far, even my friend and I got mentioned in it! I was shocked! I got a reading lamp from Pinkie Pie. It is really nice! Now I can study and read at night! Read! You have to, it says so in the book!
~ Twilight Sparkle