After what Shining Armour thought he saw the night before, he and his wife, Princess Cadance, sought out to find help on how to get rid of what was haunting them, yet they don't know that it was the succubus. First, the couple went to the C.E.P.D., the Crystal Empire Police Department. The two explained what happened last night, but the chief said, "I think you two may be imagining things. There's no such thing as monsters of the supernatural world. It's all a bunch of gibberish." But it wasn't gibberish. The two found a professor of the supernatural, and when he was told about what happened last night, he said, "If it is a demon of sorts, then you might need to put a ring of pure salt around your bed to ward off the spirit before you go to bed."
Later that night, the two, before going to sleep, put around their bed a ring of pure salt to ward off the succubus. As soon as Shining Armour and Cadance went to sleep, the succubus returned. Eyeing the ring of salt, she said, "Pathetic mortals. I'm too smart for that." But how? She got out a broom and a dustpan, collected the salt, and dumped it into a nearby trash can, being careful as to not let it fall on her because it would burn so badly. After that, she got close to Shining Armour, ready to seduce him in his sleep. As she seduced him, she said, "Yesss... Feed me your every gram of lust inside you... Feed me your very love... Feed me your SOUL!!!" But when Cadance opened her eyes a little, she saw the demon feeding off of her husband. She screamed, awakening her husband, scaring off the succubus, and attracted a few guards. "What happened?" one of them asked. "Get us a priest!" she cried.
An hour later, the priest of the Crystal Empire Church to the Goddess came over to the bedroom where Cadance bore witness to the succubus feeding off of Shining Armour. "Let me study this room and see if you are being haunted by an evil spirit," he said. After about 15 minutes, he came out, saying, "No doubt about it. You're being haunted by an evil spirit. You may not know it, but you are being haunted by a succubus." "What's that?" SA asked. "I'll explain, but it will be long," the priest warned.
He begins to speak: "A succubus is a female demon from the pits of Hell that preys off of unsuspecting stallions like you, my prince, in their sleep. Succubi are known to also have sex with their victims so that they will give birth to more demons. They can even come into your sexual dreams. Known from ancient times, our ancestors had the power to repel these demons, but, unlike their male counterpart, the incubus, they're smarter than they look. The only way we could ever get rid of these sexual predators is if we kill them, but it won't be easy. It would have to be done at night." "How can we kill them?" Shining Armour asked. "We'll first have to be in the Church of the Goddess, where the demon will be weak. My friend in Ponyville defeated an incubus in the town chapel, also defending a couple mares. You two might want to be in a bigger ring of pure salt, though. I'll be up all night, armed with holy water and holy weaponry. I'll keep you two safe."
The next night in the Church of the Goddess, Shining Armour and Cadance were fast asleep in a bigger ring of salt. Just like the priest said, he was armed with holy water and holy weaponry, ready to strike the incoming succubus. 20 minutes pass by, but there was nothing. 5 minutes later, however, the priest saw a shadow come up to him. It was the succubus! She said something in Enochian, but the priest didn't know what was said. "Is this better?" she asked. "Yes. Yes it is," he said. "Good," she replied, "and as I said, 'There's no way an old stallion like you will get in my way!'" She knocked the priest over and ran towards Shining Armour and Cadance, only to step on the salt placed there. Shrieking in pain, she broke all of the windows with her high pitched scream and awoke a lot of ponies, including Shining Armour and Cadance.
Getting up from the ground, the priest unsheathed a dagger with words inscribed on it. It said, "Blessed be this dagger to kill the evils that are nearby." He was about to shank the succubus, but she jumped out of the way. She tried to escape, but Cadance caught her with her magic. Chaining the demon to the ground, the priest got his chance. He stabbed the succubus in her head, killing her. The demonic corpse turned into ashes, suddenly being poured on by holy water. The ashes then dissolved into nothing. Some of the crystal ponies that were awoken by the screams saw what happened. One of them asked, "What happened here?" Everything was then explained.
With the succubus gone, everything was back to the way it was, especially for Shining Armour and Cadance whenever they get ready to go to sleep. They are not very likely to see another demon sometime soon. The two could now sleep without any major trouble.
The end.
Later that night, the two, before going to sleep, put around their bed a ring of pure salt to ward off the succubus. As soon as Shining Armour and Cadance went to sleep, the succubus returned. Eyeing the ring of salt, she said, "Pathetic mortals. I'm too smart for that." But how? She got out a broom and a dustpan, collected the salt, and dumped it into a nearby trash can, being careful as to not let it fall on her because it would burn so badly. After that, she got close to Shining Armour, ready to seduce him in his sleep. As she seduced him, she said, "Yesss... Feed me your every gram of lust inside you... Feed me your very love... Feed me your SOUL!!!" But when Cadance opened her eyes a little, she saw the demon feeding off of her husband. She screamed, awakening her husband, scaring off the succubus, and attracted a few guards. "What happened?" one of them asked. "Get us a priest!" she cried.
An hour later, the priest of the Crystal Empire Church to the Goddess came over to the bedroom where Cadance bore witness to the succubus feeding off of Shining Armour. "Let me study this room and see if you are being haunted by an evil spirit," he said. After about 15 minutes, he came out, saying, "No doubt about it. You're being haunted by an evil spirit. You may not know it, but you are being haunted by a succubus." "What's that?" SA asked. "I'll explain, but it will be long," the priest warned.
He begins to speak: "A succubus is a female demon from the pits of Hell that preys off of unsuspecting stallions like you, my prince, in their sleep. Succubi are known to also have sex with their victims so that they will give birth to more demons. They can even come into your sexual dreams. Known from ancient times, our ancestors had the power to repel these demons, but, unlike their male counterpart, the incubus, they're smarter than they look. The only way we could ever get rid of these sexual predators is if we kill them, but it won't be easy. It would have to be done at night." "How can we kill them?" Shining Armour asked. "We'll first have to be in the Church of the Goddess, where the demon will be weak. My friend in Ponyville defeated an incubus in the town chapel, also defending a couple mares. You two might want to be in a bigger ring of pure salt, though. I'll be up all night, armed with holy water and holy weaponry. I'll keep you two safe."
The next night in the Church of the Goddess, Shining Armour and Cadance were fast asleep in a bigger ring of salt. Just like the priest said, he was armed with holy water and holy weaponry, ready to strike the incoming succubus. 20 minutes pass by, but there was nothing. 5 minutes later, however, the priest saw a shadow come up to him. It was the succubus! She said something in Enochian, but the priest didn't know what was said. "Is this better?" she asked. "Yes. Yes it is," he said. "Good," she replied, "and as I said, 'There's no way an old stallion like you will get in my way!'" She knocked the priest over and ran towards Shining Armour and Cadance, only to step on the salt placed there. Shrieking in pain, she broke all of the windows with her high pitched scream and awoke a lot of ponies, including Shining Armour and Cadance.
Getting up from the ground, the priest unsheathed a dagger with words inscribed on it. It said, "Blessed be this dagger to kill the evils that are nearby." He was about to shank the succubus, but she jumped out of the way. She tried to escape, but Cadance caught her with her magic. Chaining the demon to the ground, the priest got his chance. He stabbed the succubus in her head, killing her. The demonic corpse turned into ashes, suddenly being poured on by holy water. The ashes then dissolved into nothing. Some of the crystal ponies that were awoken by the screams saw what happened. One of them asked, "What happened here?" Everything was then explained.
With the succubus gone, everything was back to the way it was, especially for Shining Armour and Cadance whenever they get ready to go to sleep. They are not very likely to see another demon sometime soon. The two could now sleep without any major trouble.
The end.
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail or will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My heart is pure (her heart is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail or will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My heart is pure (her heart is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this