My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Question
Answer this as sarcastically as possible
How do you know if someone is truly dead?
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Canada24 posted over a year ago
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My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Answers
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Seanthehedgehog said:
Put a bottle of water near the dead guy, and leave him there for a few hours. If he doesn't drink it, he's either dead, or completely retarded.
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Windwakerguy430 said:
When he doesn't make another Youtube video or leave a Twitter post in one week. That is a certain certification of death
( I changed my answer because this sounded more funny :P)
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Sapling132639 said:
When they get up and start walking around like a zombie trying to eat our brains! Would that make it too obvious, or do you need more evidence?
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Jade_23 said:
When you're able to scroll through their web history in front of them without a single reaction from the dead person. xD
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adventuretimeti said:
you sit on their gut for a few hours and if they don't move nor make noise then you truly know they are dead...
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candylover246 said:
When you tell them to talk to you and don't answer, or move, for a few days, then they MIGHT be.... dead! ☠
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Tunder2510 said:
Oh, i don't knooooow, definetely not by, y'know, by the fact by checking their heartbeat and breathing and not hearing anything, not by that. They need to rise from death like zombies and they need to have zombie babies, and those zombie babies need to dance to Michael Jackson's Thriller even as fetuses. Y'know, normal stuff...
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