Makayla's POV
It was a bright and early day. The 1st day of school and boy was i excited. i get to meet new friends, eat american school lunches and blog about the whole experience. Mum was driving me to school as usual but i didn't want her too because I was a freshman and when the upperclassmen sees my mum driving me to school, they will instantly think that i'm a baby. Ugghh. School was NOT that far for me to walk to, but it was the 1st day and so i didn't want to ruin it by arguing with my mother. The Hudson's are canadian so try imagine them speaking with a canadian accent.
Ms. Hudson: *canadian accent* We're hereeeeee!
Kayla: *mumbles* I knoooooow, i can see it.
(Ms. Hudson turns to face kayla with a concerned face)
Ms. Hudson: What's the matter honey? You know you can always tell me what's bothering you.
Kayla: *canadian accent* Yeaaaa, i know, it's just that-
Ms. Hudson: It's just what dear?
(kayla turns toward the window looking in the direction of the school as she sees that the kids are all scattered around having fun and acting crazy)
K: *sighs* It's just that, um, since it's the 1st day of highschool for me and all and i wanted it to be special by getting here, you know all by myself (and then turns to face her mother again)
Ms. Hudson: *sighs* Ma'kayla honey, we talked aboat this. Just because we moved to the U.S. doesn't mean I'm going to let you do what you want just because you're a 9th grader. Honey, it's dangerous oat here for you to be walking home all by yourself is totally unacceptable under my standards and therefore you will be staying afterschool until I or someone else i approve of that can pick you up as soon as school's let oat ok?(out in canadian accent)
(k is furious, becuase she thinks her mom is being unfair and treating her like a kid)
K:*whines* But MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM, all the other kids get to walk from school, WHY can't I?
Ms. Hudson: Because I don't know any of those children. Why one of them could be a rapist secretly. Some old man sitting in his car waiting for innocent children like yourself to cross the street and follow you until you until you get home and your naiveness let's him in our hoose, OUR HOOSE (house in canadian accent) and then he fondles you and tries to kiss you but you don't let it stop because it feels soo-
K: MUM!!!!!!
(k's mom snaps out of it)
Ms. Hudson: YES, honey what is it?
K: You're creeping me oat.
Ms. Hudson: Oh my, I'm so soory. What was I saying again?
(k checked the time on her MB watch)
K: The time is 8:40 am. I think I should be heading in.
(Ms. Hudson looks out the window in the direction of the school)
The loud morning bell rings to alarm students that it is time to come in and find their classes.
(Ms. Hudson turns back to kayla and grabs her hand)
Ms. Hudson: Everything is gonna be okay kayla bunni.
K: Yeaaaa I know.
(k opens the car door and looks back at her mother)
K: And don't call me that aarond here. (around in a canadian accent)
(k backs away from the car door to shift her eyes in both directions from the car at the school children to make sure none of them was listening in on her conversation between er and her mother)
K: People may not take me seriously aarond here.
(Ms. Hudson sighed and smiles)
(k shuts the car door and walks off slowly)
(Ms. Hudson honks the car horn which startles kayla as she stopped dead in her tracks and did an aboutface towards the direction of her mother)
(K whispers angrily)
K: *whisper-shouted at her mother* WHAAAAT?
(Ms. Hudson rolled down the passenger window and waving k's sack lunch around reminding her that she had forgot about it)
(k did a facepalm)
K: *facepalm* I knew i had forgot aboat something...(about in canadian accent)
Ms. Hudson: MA'KAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(students are walkking onto campus talking and giggling in the background as kayla slowly watches them to make sure she doesn't embarass herself.)
Ms. Hudson: YOU FORGOT YOUR SACK LUUUUUUNCH!!!!
(just then, kids arpund her started snickering ad laughing. One kid walked passed kayla and shouted)
Kid 1: *shouts* WHO SAYS SACK LUNCH ANYMORE?
(then another kid agreees and replies with..)
Kid 2: *shouts* YEAAAA, WHAT IS THIS THE '90'S?
(and a crowd of kids started laughing up a storm as kayla moped and sadly walked back to the car and when she got there she basically snatched the luch bag from her mom as Ms. Hudson tries to cheer up her daughter and blows her a kiss. K rejects it and sadly walks off as Ms. Hudson starts the car and suddenly drives off from the campus.)
K: *mumbles to herself in anger* GREAT! Juuuuuuuuuuuussss GREAT! I CAN'T wall back home from school NOR to school to save me from looking like a baby in front of my peers and NOW I get embarrased by "the sack lunch," I'm carrying....UGGHHH!!!! Can this day get ANY worse?
A kid suddenly rushes pass her and as kayla walks up the steps and not watching where she was going, one of the double doors slammed RIGHT into her forehead knocking her out as she fell backwards onto the steps in slow-motion anime style and lands into the soft grass.
Emily-Victoria's POV
it is 8:51 am and an british flag painted limozine had just pulled up and everyone stopped in their tracks to see who it was. The kids were ooooooooooooin and ahhhhhhin at the sight before them. They NEVER saw such a sight like this where some famous person from another country had pulled up to their broken down school like this before. The chauffeur got out of his side and sped walked with pride to open the back door for his ladyship.
Kid 1: OH I hope it's the queen!
Sexually-frustrated nerd: NO! I hope it's a princess and then i can kiss her.
Random latina girl: What makes you think it's a she? It could be a he. In which case it BETTER be a prince so I can marry his rich ass and I could be on the throne in a matter of seconds *snaps fingers*
Random black kid 1: BITCH you crazy. I hope it's one of dem british niggas dat look black but gotta white sounding voice (proper english voice)
Random black kid 2: Da hell you talkin bout? A black nigga dat sound white? Nigga whatchu on crack? What black person you know that live in England? (afro-british man with a proper english accent)
Random black kid 1: Uhhhh, ummmmm nobody.
RBk2: Dass what i though.
The crowd grows impatient
K1: OMG!!!! Why are they taking so long to get out of the limo? HURRY IT UP ALREADY!!!
SFN: YEAAAAA! I want to see my future bride so I can kiss her beautiful soft lips and I hope she has nice big tatas.
RLG: Nuh-Unnnn...She betta be a he. Cuz i want some damn money. A bad bitch like me needs to keep my nails done, my hair looking good and my clothes looking fly.
The crowd moves in near the limo as the chaffeur was about to open the door and the students were standing on the edge of suspense until the stupid intercom came on and the vice principle was addressing the students outside in front of the school to please report to the cafeteria for late passes and that they will have to attend saturday school detention for being late.
The crowd of students started shouting in anger because now they have to attend saturday school.
Random kid: AWWWWWW MAAAAAAAN
RK2: BITCH AZZ NIGGAAAAAA
Rk3: OH 4 REAL??? THAS HOW YOU FEEL?
Rk4: Ain't nobody got time 4 that...shoot i gotta work annnnd pick up my food stamps and get my hair did.
Rk5: Maaaaaan, thas sum bullshit maaaaaan
Rk6: I ain comin to kno damn saturday school...*low voice*maaaaan the lakers gone be playin tonight and I ain missin the game...
Rk7: Nigga dassa friday night, NOT no saturday mornin
Rk6: *low voice* Oh for real?
Rk7: Duhhh my nigga.
As the crowd dispersed into the school, the chaffeur FINALLY opens the door for Lady Emily-Victoria the III of Yorkshire the posh princess of aristocracy was the last heir to Lord Yorkshire's inheritance. Lady Yorshire bore no sons but only has a distant american cousin who lives God-knows-where, but he is supposedly the future heir to the yorkshire's entail. Even though EV is the only child of Lord Yorkshire, unfortunately females cannot inherit the title but she MUST marry her distant cousin. Emily has only seen her cousin one time when she was little, but as she gotten older her parents stopped talking about him for sometime to the point until he was eventually forgotten about. Emily loves to put on a show for the people but in this case they had to leave. it wasn't her fault.
EV: Ugghhh
She said as she was got out the limo struggling and trying to keep her composure while lifting a part of her long white silky dress and fanning herself when she stood up. As she looked around it was dead quie and then there was a slight breeze. Only the chaffeur knew of her secrets....The chaffeur was her only true friend. After skimming the place down so that no one could see what she was wearing she snap-shutted her fan and shoved it to Branson the Yorkshire's chaffeur who's ethnicity is scottish. Well, he was technically EV's personal chaffeur, since her mother, father, and grandmother ALL had their own personal chaffeurs, there was No need to share just one. They were so rich and politically powerful in the british community of yorkshire. In a small town of England. (this may not be accurate, but in this story the twon of yorkshire is gonna be a small fictional country town where the yorkshire family rules and preys upon)
EV turns to Branson and looked at him coldly.
EV: *posh accent* Thank you branson that will be all.
B: *heavy scottish accent and bows to ev* Yes m'lady. *stands back up in an erect position* Does her ladyship require any other requests before I goo?
EV turns to him and smiled with a devishly grin.
EV: *posh accent* Why whatever do you mean Branson?
Of course branson knew exactly what she meant. He grabbed her school belongings from the back of the limo. He strapped her bag on her back as she had her arms out. And he handed her punk rock lunch tin. Branson closes the door and looks toward the big school with a smile on his face.
B: *heavy scottish accent* Ayyeee 'tis a really BIG school. You think you can take it on m'lady?
EV: *posh accent* Branson, you flatter me (places right hand over her heart). If I can take on any english school's as big as catholic church's, then I MOST certaintly can take on this one.
Branson smiles and wishes lady yorkshire off on a good day as she smiles back at him and then struts off from the limo like a model on a runway showcasing princess kate's wedding dress. (because she is wearing a long silky white victorian gown)
****Anytime you see EV speaking in a posh accent it's usually around her family and the servants, at school she talks in british slang...cuz that's her true personality, she only acts posh to please her parents. Her parents are strong conservatives and very traditional. EV is the complete opposite.
Jocelyn's POV
It is now 9:32 am and I am REAlLY late for school. On the 1st day holmes. I was riding with mi homies da roll dog fuck buddies who were also my summer flings over summer break. Since the relationships with each and every one of them didn't work out. We just decided to be sex buddies, because in the end, that's what we all wanted from each other.
****Imagine Sofia Vargas accent for jocelyn's accent
J: *shouts aloud in heavy dominican accent* WOOOOW! THAT WAS AN AWESOME SUMMER!!!!
Random guy: *shouts and raises up a platic cup of soda into the air* HERE, HERE!
As one of the guys said as he was chug-a-luggin club soda in an open jeep in the cool breeze as my ex-bf Antonio drives. The only one who has a current driver's license at the time. He's really cute and smart and also athletico. I wander why we broke up?
*Flashback*
Antonio:*dominican american from chi-town accent* Jocelyn, we need to talk.
J: *shouts from the bathroom* Talk about what papi? *brushes teeth and spits paste into the sink*
A: Come on, you know about us, about our relationship?
(jocelyn leaves the bathroom and enters the living room where antonio is)
J: *speaks with a joking matter* Ohhhh riiiiight, yea that. cuz I mean i thought we were about to talk about getting serious or something.
A: (folds his arms and stares at her) Jocely, I'm serious.
J found the nearest seat and sat down quickly with wide eyes and her hand over her heart.
J: Oh mah gawd 'tonio. Deed sowmbody jess die in your familee?
A: (still has his arms crossed) JOCELYNNNNNNNN!!!
J: *bounces in the couch trying to put her serious face on*: Ok, ok I'm joking. Don't get your boxers wrapped in a bonch. I'm so sorry about the whole "dying familee thing,' ut you know we latinos have a way of expressing death.
A: (raises his ight brow at her): Oh really? What's that?
J: *caught off guard* Ok, ok you got me I don't know anything. (Jajajajajjajajajaj) Jess forgeet what I say.
A: (shakes his head) And you see this is EXACTLY what I was talking about.
J: *plays the dumb card and looks around* What are you talking about mike-*catches herself* I MEAN ANTONIO. My bad antonio, tonio, tony....tony's pizza *giggles cute*
A: WAITAMINUTE! Did you just blurt out Mike??? As in my BEST FRIEND MIKE?
J: Joo know what? Deed I say MIKE??? I really meant YOU antonio. Because you are thee man for me.
J lustfully stares into antonio's eyes and speaks in her sexy domincan/sofia vargas accent:
J:*talks seductively* Your the only hombre for mi papi chulo.
A was too serious to fall for jojo's sexy seductive domincan/sofia vargas accent
A: Nice try mamacita, but this *points at himself* papi chulo is single and wants your behind up outta my apartment.
J: But papiiiii chulooooo whyyyyyy?
A: (raises his voice and points to the front door)GET OUT!!! Grab your stuff and GO!
J: But where will i go papiiiiii?
A: I don't know....to your mother's house.
J: *starts to cry* But i can't go back to mami's house, she HATES me.
A: Then go back to your father's house
J: *still cries* I canna go back to my papi's house, he's still angry with me.
A: Then go back to your abuelo's house.
J: *cries and shouts* BUT I CANNA GO BACK TO MIS ABUELOS HOUSE---and stops shouting.
A: What? Don't tell me you are NOt banned from their house too?
J: *sniffs silently* Why do you care all of a sudden? You jess want to kick me out like all of thee rest.
A becomes sympathetic for a bit and rushes over to jojo and tries to console her but she brushes him away
A: FINE, it's whatever.....So have you decided where you are going to stay?
J: *sniffs* Jeyssss (yes)
A: *puts hands together* GREAT. Well, I'll help you pack and pay travel fees for you but that's it.
J rubs her eyes dry and runs up to tonio and hugs him
J: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU PAPI! MUCHAS GRACIAS!
A: Yeaaa moo-chus, gray-cee-us to you too as he rubs jojo's back
*end of flashback*
J snaps out of her flashback and tries to remember the conversation before she revisted memory lane. She looked up near the driver.....Oh jeysss, antonio my ex-bf....I wonder why we broke up again?
As the jeep hums down the road almost heading towards the school......passing a few trees and suddenly we seen green. Green, green, green. Jeysss. I LOOOOVEEEE fresh green grass. I remeber me and papi would play hide and go seek in the grass right after he ahd cutted it and mami would bring us both fresh glasses of limonada and flan for us to consume and she would do it with a smile. J starts tearin up about the old days and buries her face in her hands as she sobbed.
The car came to slow stop and the vehicle was then turned off. All the guys in the back of the jeep all looked at jojo. One guy clears his throat signaling jojo to look up we're at your school. Another guy went up and tapped her shoulder but she didn't budge. Then another guy juss shoved his foot near her azz which tipped her over and now she was read in the face and it was moise from silently sobbing. Antonio turned towards the back to check on jojo. Once he saw her he sighed and instantly grabbed the kleenex box that was sitting in the passenger's seat and got outta the car. He walked over to her side where she was laying down on the floor. Antonio pulled on the door to open it, but it was locked. He banged on the door for jojo to open it but she refused.
A: JOCELYN RODRIGUEZZZZ. IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS DOOR LITTLE GIRL, I SWEAR TO YOU OR I WILL-
J finally opens the door
J: *mean stare* Or you'll what? (as she said lauing down staring at him coldly trying to make him feel guilty for ever breaking up with her in the 1st place. It wasall his fault, not mines.
A: Jocelyn, come on gurrrrrl get out. You're at school now so stop acting like a cry baby.
Jo quickly sat up. She HATED the thought that she was viewed as a crybaby. Although deep down she doesn't believe people give her the proper attention she so desperately deserves so she acts out and cries and behaves in a dramatic way. Whether silently suffereing or being aloud and proud. She will make a scene. She only does it to belittle people and make herself seem important than those surrounding her.
Antonio looks at the time on his silver rolex watch and saw that it was 10:03 am. He had to take action, because this gurl is BEYOND late and he wasn't bout to get in trouble for it since he and his buddies were about to have some fun this morning. Jojo had to decide all of a sudden that she wanted to be little miss drama queen and on top of that a BITCH and waste my damn morning. Oh NO. If she thinks she can get away with it, she betta think again. cuz I am NOT about to put up with bull shit again. But since her grandparents love me and I took it upon myself (out of the kindness of my heart and that part of me still have feelings for her) agreed that i would take her to school today so yea. That's how i got to play chaffeur this mornin with my triflin asss ex-girlfriend who so happens to be a little slut for her age. Antonio shakes his head as he tries to reason with jojo to get out of his car and go on to class.
Ciara's POV
Cee-cee looks at the clock on the wall that says 10:04 am
C: GRANMAAAAAA COME ONNNNNN. I'm already late enough as it is. *sighs*
Maaaaan I am in SOOOOO much trouble right now. I HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATEEEE bein late on the 1st day of school. I'on know what had hapened to my folks (parents) but i all I know is that wherever they are in this world, that I love them.
Granma Ella Mae: *southern country high pitch drawl**shouts* WILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Come on now, you know we got tuh go drop this chile (child) off to the school house so da chile can get ha lesson. we don't wanna be late.
Granpa William: *southern country low voice* Ahhhh you hush ole woman. I'ma comin. You ain got tuh tell me dat every monin.
Gem: Ni Willium, ain't i dun tolllllllllllllllllle you tuh hurry up outta dat bathroom dis monin at 6 o' clock?
Gw: 6 o'clock?
Gem: 6 o'clock am
Gw: 6 o'clock am?
C sighs impatiently. Both my grandparents argue like this ERREY MORNIN before I go to school. The same OLE tiresome repetitive crappy conversation back and forth, back and forth about grandaddy takin too much time in the bathroom, and granma always fussin about somethin not bein done around the house. Back and forth, back and forth...UGGHHHH sumtimes I wish I were to live someplace else, but thankfully during the school week I get to stay with auntie linda and my cousin brandon. Brandon is a good kid and he's just too silly, lol. He usually has me rolling in laughter whenever i'm down about something. But knowin him, he's much likely to be at school right now, just as I should be. Oh also, one of my aunts live with my grandparents as well as one of my uncles too. My aunt barbara is real lazy and has a hot-temper. My uncle Paul is real cook but he is often too busy for me to come and hang out with.
Gem: Now Willium, what did the docta say lass tuesday about yo blood pressure medication?
Gw: Huh? Woman whatchu talkin bout? I ain got no damn blood pressure medication I got tuh take.
Gem: Yes you do, and watch what you say to me ya hear?
Gw: No i don't
Gem: Yo do.
Gw: No i don't
Gem: You do 2
Gw: I SAID NO I DON'T!
Gem; Hold on a moment, just hold on a moment. lemme get barbara in here. BARRRRRRRR-BRUUHHH!
Barbara shouts in distance from her room
Barbara: *shouts to granma* WHAT MAMA?
heavy foot stepsare being heardas barbara walks down the hallway and finally into the kitchen with headphones blastin music outta ha ears. Everyone is standing around the kitchen like we have nothing better to do but to wait on her and respond. Granma has an angry face on with her arm propper up on her hip.
gem: Ni i dun tolllllllle you and tollllllllllle you to take them damn thangs outta yo ears befo yo go DEAF an can't hear much uh anythan.
Barb still has the plugs in her ears blastin that loud '80's music...how do i kno this? Because i hear it everywhere we go when i'm riding in the car with her, when i go down to her room, when i'm eating lunch and dinner, when she checks on me every 10 minutes, and so on. It's annoying!!!
gem: BARBARA!
C: *sighs*
Barb finally takes out the plugs and asks
B: WHO CALLED ME?
I'm like really? really aunt barb? really?
gem: Barbara. Ain't i dun tole you to wash these damn pots afta you dun thru cookin in 'em? huh? ain't i dun tole you dat? rememba?
B: *soft voice* Yes mama
gem; then why you ain' clean 'em? dirty pots don't clean themselves.
B: yes i know mama
gem: Well, why you ain' clean 'em?
barb tries to change the subject so that granma forgets that she has to clean the pots
B: is that all mama?
gem: is that all? IS THAT ALL?
Gem turns to both me and grandaddy for support. Grandaddy surrende his hands like eyyyyy dis not my bizness so don't look at me. I was sayin to myself, granma i love you an all, but i really NEEEED to be at school right now. I'm so late that it's probably 3rd period already.
gem: barbara, me and yo daddy gone take ciara to school and while we're gone i wantchu to get in here and wash deez pans like i showed you the otha nite, memba?
b: yes mama
gem: and i wantchu to wash the dishes, sweep the floor and go down there in that nasty room of yoz and clean it up like you suppose to. YOU HEAR ME?
B: YESSSSS MAMA I HEAR YOU.
gem: alright. *turns to ciara* you ready to go ciara?
C: *rude tone* YESSSSSS
gem: WHAT?
C: I mean, yes ma'am.
barbara resumed her '80's music and walked away from the kitchen. Ughhh auntie barbara is so damn lazy. Granma askes ha to clean up an she juss walks away and only comes back for when she'either bored, wanna go discovering around the house or is hungry and that's the shit i don't like (excuse my french). It's her shortcomings that usually fall back to me and that i hav to clean up her messes even if it's not my fault. But granma and grandad are agin gracefully and can't do much or don't allow themselves to do much heavy cleanin around the house so someone who is able bodied like me, a. barbara, uncle paul, aunt linda, brandon, or any other relative that comes to visit can help out. So anyways after 15 minutes of pointless conversation b/n granma, me and granpa we finally got to LEAVE the house (THANK THE LORD) and into the car. Granpa wuz drivin, but usually it wud be a. barb, but she has cleaning work to do so yea. But i doubt bout time they get back the house will still look the same as how they leff it. I put on my seatbelt as g.pa turned on the car and backed out slowly out of the driveway.
gem turns to the back in my direction and asks me...
gem: ciara look back out the window and see what's back there
i was confused, cuz all that wuz back here were trees,
C: g.pa's fine, he can keep comin back, but be very careful and ease back slowly.
the car was now unto the gravel path that lead up unto the road of their house. Granpa turned the stirrin wheel to straighten the axel of the car so that the car woulddrive straight. He changed the gear from reverse to drive and drove straight forwar on the gravel path slowly until he met the road. He looked both ways and turned to the left and drove on. He honked the horn 2x at the house to signal a. barb that we just left headin up to the city which would take us a good 45 minutes to get to school. *sighs*
Lemme take out my school schedule and try to memorize all my teachers, classmates and periods so that if i ever forget i can just pull them up from my memory, hopefully. Let's seee...*pull out schedule and reads it* I have 8 classes, 3 male teachers (I think) and 5 female teachers...Wait no-I have pm release now that I am a senior which means I have a whole hour and 15 minutes of doing me! haHAH as i chuckled to myself and pulled out my blackberry smartphone and went into my files and pulled up prodigy pix. *sighs* This boy is TOO fine for him to be single for this long, but I respect him for that. Maybe it's because he's waiting on his future princess, meaning me, i smiled. Yep, it's me I said as i straighten my blode curl to put it back in place. *sighs* 40 minutes to go an STILL in the country.
Well, since I'm sittin here, I minus well think up of different video topics to do an discuss. Well, the boys had finished the #1 Summer Girl Tour back in August. They said althrough out their ustreams and interviews that the #1 Summer Girl Tour was about them finding a special girl they could hang with during the summer. Most of TM knew that those were only lies to find their summer fling of summer excitement, a chance to play the field, to see what it's like to be with a girl for only a few months and then let her go. But to me, I don't know what the REAL reason of that tour was for. All I knew was that the #1 Summer Girl Tour had caused some crazy drama between team mindless, team rainbow, and mb themselves. I watched videos after videos of girls telling their opinions about how they saw the #1 SGT thru their eyes because that stuff was just mind-blowing 2 me on how much most of the fans picked on alotta things that i didn't even see, didn't know, or didn't really care to know. But this one tm fan intrigued me by the screenname of mindlesschic3000 on youtube said in one of her videos entitled "#1 SG Tour drama in South Beach, FL," wuz where MB brought the rainbow girls up on stage and all the fans that purchased V.I.P. for that night was hella pissed because that wuz the one chance, the ONE chance that a few fans could get a hot moment with MB, but NO those hoes had ruined it when they were brought to the stage. The Rainbow Girls and their ratchet azz weaves wuz obviously no match to thousands of V.I.P. fans that night who wanted to buss some heads, especially the one they call "Sunshine." You see back on Aug. 3rd during the tour when MB came through Myrtle Beach, SC. Roc had posted an instagram picture with a quote saying "You're my #1Girl and priority ! You are me shine !! @spiffy_tho," and soon as TM saw that a bunch of them commented below the picture saying "Oh so you and sunshine go out now?" "Uggh Roc Royal you betta not be messin around wit no damn sunshine." Remember how she was with princeton back on the Scream Tour around January of this year? She was seen in alot of pictures with princeton in the bed together. What was THAT all about? Then you have some of TM that supported their relationship even in roc didn't mean anything by it. He just said "Star," and that could mean anything, right? But yea and that's how it ALL started b/n roc royal of MB and Sunshine of the Rainbow Girlz. I looked at the time and it wuz 10:55 am and we were STIILLLLLLL in the car but we just entere in the suburbs but we have 15 more minutes to get to school. Woooooow this is just ridiculous. I can't wait to get online during my freetime at school to check my youtube channel and see all the comments and messages ppl be sendin me. Even though I don't like drama in reality, i often find myself craving for internet drama because it's funny and entertaining, especially when it involves mb, tm, and trg. Tm is so crazy and special. What a fanbase we have!
In La, Cali with MB at the conjunction House in the kitchen
Walter: Good Mornin boys!
MB: *tired tone* Good Mornin Walter!
W: Ha ha ha. I know it's early, like 11:15 am but still. You guys are here to work, NOT sleep all day.
Prodigy: *sighs and yawns* Yea, you right.
W: Ya damn right, i'm right. So now that's it's Sept. 26th and our next tour is comin up in november. We are gonna be preparing ourselves for the next tour starting next month.
Roc: Soooooo, we're gonna start rehearsing again in Oct?
W: That's right roc, we sure are. But this time I want you guys to come up with the name of the tour, the name and concept of the songs, and the purpose behind the tour, as well as the album work.
Ray: But didn't we do that LAST time with the #1 Summer Girl Tour?
W: Yep, you boys sure did, and the feedback wuz AMAZING, according to this one popular fansite called Teammindless.com. It has all the lastest MB/TM news, so I usually go on there instead of our dead website.
Princeton: Wait, teammindless.com?
Roc: Yea, but I think princeton wuz tryna say-
Princeton: THANK YOU ROC ROYAL, but i can speak for myself.
Ray: MMm. Well DAY-UM.
Prince: Oh I didn't know that there wuz a such site called teammindless.com
W: Yeaaa you boys should check it out. It's really cool.
Roc: Yea, i never heard of it either.
Prod: Me neither.
Ray: Nor have I
W: Well, if you guys get a chance you should all check it out just for fun to see what the fans are saying about you guys.
Princeton: Okay kewl.
Roc: Yeah, I'll check it out
Ray: Umm, i'on know. Wit stuff like dat u gotta be careful
Prod: I know right? Especially you roc, cuzza da whole drama you caused on instagram about you and sunshine.
Roc: Wait, my fault? How is it my fault?
Ray: It's YOUR fault for not being clear in your quotes. Cuz alotta fans got hurt and started cussin you out cuz you had said "You are me shine," so they assumed that you and sunshine we're going out behind their backs without tellin them.
Roc: Well, we're NOT. And you shouldn't believe everything you see and hear neither. End of conversation--NEEXXXT.
W: Well anyways, yall fix yourselves some breakfast and uh i'm gonna go get dressed ok?
MB: OKAY!
*walter leaves the kitchen*
The room fell silent and nobody moved
Prodigy gets up from his stool
Prod: *stretches* WELP, i'm gonna get me somethin to eat
Ray: Yeaaaa me too. *gets up out of his seat* Whatchaw'll wanna eat?
Prince: *shouts* HEY UH PROD!
Prod: *opens the fridge and skims for something to cook* YEA?
Prince: Can you hand me my mocha coffeee, the one that's half full, so i can finish drinking it and could you also reach up into the cabinets and bring me my favorite wheat thins- seasoned litely and topped with ranch dressing? Thank you soooooo muuuuuucch.
Prod: *shouts back at prince* NIGGUH I AIN FINNA DO DAT. Who you thank I am, Wiggins the butla? You betta come and getcho on stuff.
Prince: *sucks teeth* Come on proddd, afta all we been through? You gone turn down a brother in need?
Prod: *looks at prince weird* Afta "All we been thru?" "A brotha in need?" *shakes his head and chuckles* Ya, lost me theyr.
Roc is silent as he plays around with the place mat on the table.
Ray: Roc you ok?
Roc: *sad tone* Yea, I'm fine
Ray: I know you're lying
Roc: *sucks teeth* Leave me alone ray
Ray: Come on, we're best buds *sits down next to him* we can tell each other anything. *puts arm around roc*
Roc: *brushes ray's arm from around him* It's nothing ok? So why don'tchu go and do what walter said and fix yourself some breakfast. *gets up and pushes his bar stool in* Cuz i'm gonna takke me a shower and go joggin real quick.
Ray looks at roc like a concerned older brother
Roc: *shouts to prod* HEY YO PROD!
Prod turns around from cookin fatback in a pan
Prod: WHAT?
Roc: I hate to disturb you from cooking bacon--
Prod: It's fatback
Roc has a confusing look and turns to look at ray and asks him...
Roc: Did this nigga say fatback?
Ray: *slowly nods* Yeeeeeeep *chuckles*
Prod is waiting for roc's answer as he dances and sings while doing spins and twirls all while cookin some fatback at the same time.
Prod in singing mode: Mrs. Jackson if ya nas-taaaay!!!!
Ray: *shouts* HEY YO PROD!
Prod in sm: I-AM-FOR-REH-EEEEEEEEEL!!!
Roc and Ray: *shouts* PROOOOOOOOD!
Prod in sm: *mj's singing voice* WOOO-HOOOOO!!!!
Roc and ray tries to get princeton's attention as prince is munchin on his lightly seasoned topped with ranch dressing wheat thins and slurpin on his mocha coffee while reading some book.....
Roc: Hey yo princeton.....PRINCETOOOOOOON!!!!
Ray: *shouts* PRINCETON, YO MAMA ON DA PHONE!!!
Princeton jumps up with wheat crumbles fallin from his mouth and onto the floor, as he shoute with a eep voice searching frantically
Princeton: *shouts in deep voice* WHEYR?????
Roc and ray busted out in laughter as roc claps his hands together
Princeton wipes his mouth and straightens himself up
Princeton: Whatchaw'll laughin at?
Ray: You nigga
Roc: *still chucklin* Yeaaaa
Princeton: Why?
Ray: Cuz we tryna get prod's attention but you know how he is
Princeton looks in prod's direction as prod is now scoopin up six pieces of fatback and some scrambled eggs and 3 table spoons of cheese-grits onto a plate with a spatula and turns off the pan still dancing and singin but stops when he sees the other boys looking at him all crazy.
Prod: Ummmm, did yall hear me sang all that stuff juss now?
Prince, ray and roc: *nods in unison* Yeeeeeeep
Prod blushed and chuckled to himself
Prod: Well you know me. Dancing and singing is my life and at each moment I LOOOOOVE to improve myself more and more each day no matter what i'm doing. I like to incorporate my dance moves and my singin into my everyay work, cuz i'm so focus all the time...*opens fridge and grabs the pitcher of oj*
Prod just remembered that he finished cooking himself breakfast but forgot that the other boys didn't get a chance to eat yet. So the only polite thing to do at this moment was to ask if they wanted some fatback, lol
Prod: Yall want some fatback? Is good.
Ray: *disgusted* Uhhhh no thanks
Princeton: *disgusted* Yeaaaa, I'll pass
Roc: *eager* Eyyyyy maaann, lemme get one of those
Ray looked at roc like he was crazy
Ray: *disgusted* Ewwww you nasty roc
Roc: Hey, i like to try new things, so don't hate, appreciate.
Prod handed over the plate for roc to pick his slice of fatback
As roc took a slice of fatback he walked back over to ray's side of the table and dangled the thick piece of fatback back and forth in front of ray's face while hot oil was dripping off of it.
Roc: *dangles fatback in ray's face* You want some ray, you want some ray?
Ray: *air shoves roc* NO nigga, get dat shit away from me....Now you know you makin a mess.
Roc tilted his head back and ad the strip of fatback in the air above his mouth and a few seconds later he dropped the strip in his mouth as ray watched in disgust....
Ray: Ewwwww das nasty
Roc's cheeks wuz huge of fatback and he had a big kool-aid smile while laughin at ray and his lips we're now greasy from the fatback no need need 4 chapstick for awhile, lol.
Prod walks over to the table where the boys were sitting at and sat down from across roc. Ray got up and tried to find something he knew he could fix quiclly so he could hurry up an get outta there.
Ray opens the fridge and looks for his taco meat to make breakfast tacos with...but has no luck in finding them
Ray: AYE ! Did anybody see some taco meat in here yesterday?
Prince: There is NO taco meat in there.
Ray closed the fridge door quickly as soon as he heard the nes and walks like a boss over to prince at the table.
Ray: WHAT? Whatchu mean there is NO taco meat in there? Whatchu DO eat it all?
Prod: Calm down ray, I'm quite sure princeton didn't mean dat. *takes a sip of oj* Ahhhhh
Ray: *gets loud with prince* SO WHAT DIDJU MEEEEEEEAN PRINCE, HUH? HUH? WHAT DIDJU MEEEEEEEEEAN THAT THERE IS NO TACO MEAT IN THE FRIDGE?????
Prince: Okay FURST OF ALL rayray, like prod had just said, I didn't mean it like dat. And SECOND OF ALL, you gone back up away from me lookin like a little thug witcho black and white bandana on.
Ray: OH SO YOU GOT JOKES HUH? *looks prince up and down like a g* Mr. Curly from? Boyyyyyyy as I watched you talkin you was makin it rain on my face. ANNNNNNNNND yo breath wuz *quickly shakes head to the right* hella stank mah nigga.
Princeton covers his mouth and runs to the bathroom to take care of his morning breath that consisted of wheat thins lightly seasoned topped with ranch dressing and mocha coffee from starbucks....
Ray turns to roc and prod
Ray: *eyes both roc and prod while he walks and talks* NOW, which one of uou niggas know ANYTHING about my missin taco meat?
Prod quietly swallows a piece of fatback as he felt some hot breath on his neck and shifted his weight at a 60 degreee agle to the left and notice that ray was near him
Prod: Uhhhhhh you wanna go sit down some whey?
Ray crouches down near prod's face so that only he can hear him and replies with
Ray: NO, not until I know what had happened to MYYYYYYY taco meat.
Roc notices ray tryna threatenova some silly taco meat prod while tryin to eat his breakfast in peace and roc decides to divert ray's focus off of prod and onto him
Roc: Ray, leave the man alone and let him eat his breakfast
Ray slowly rises from his crouching position near prod and looks at roc with suspicion by squinting his eyes at him. Roc looks back at ray with a confused look.
Roc: What? You think I did it?
Ray: I ain say you did anything.......YET, but I got BOTH eyes at you, nigga
Roc: Welll, ok. But uhhhh I didn't do anything to yo taco meat-*phone chirps*
Ray: *caught off guard and shouts* WHAT'S THAT?
Roc: *nervously looks around* What was what?
Ray: THAT SOUND? Sounded like a phone.
Roc: It could be anything in this room
Ray: Yeaaaa RIGHT! *ray walks over to roc's side of the table*
Ray: Is YO phone isn't it?
Roc: *speed walks from ray* Nooooooo *phone chirps again*
The boys stopped
Ray wuz holding the end of his side of the table looking at roc with a slow grin....
Ray: So it WUUUUUZZZZZZ yo phone dat just just went off?
Roc: *shakes head with closed mouth* Mmm-mmmmmmmmmm *walks to the fridge*
Ray jolts behind roc.......roc is now up on the fridge with his arms out (my body is ready pose)
Roc: *shouts* Ray pleez don't hurt me.
Ray looks up at him as his eyes slowly skimmed own to roc's right pocket where he saw the bulge that his phone was rested in an reached in and took it out.
Ray chuckles mischieviously to himself
Roc: Ray maaaan, whatchu doin to my phone?
Ray turns his back on him to unlock his android phone
Ray: Nothin.......*excited* OOOOO you got 2 text messages from *leans in and squints to read screen* Sunshine.
Roc: *downplay his happiness* *asks a rhetorical question aloud* SUNSHINE???? She da one dat texted me?
Ray turned around to face roc as if he thought ray was stupid enough to not know what's going on.
Ray: Really roc? Really? Everybody and dey DADDY kno dat you and Monnique Harris is goin out. Monnique Harris is the aughter of the famous southern rapper Ludacris but that's beside the point.
Ray: ANYWAAAAAYZZZZZ, lemme read deez texts she juss sentchu.
Roc quickly hops off the fridge and tries to get his phone back from ray. Ray holds a tight grip on it and moves around the kitchen effortlessly while roc is out of breath...
Ray: Text message one, eleven twenty five a.m. From sunshine. *clears throat and imitates sunshine voice* Heyyyy big daddy--*changes back to regular voice* WHAT DA WHAT??? Big daddy???
Roc gives himself the facepalm and rubs his whole face as he is now embarrased....roc makes another attempt to try and get his phone back from ray by throwing out his hands to signal ray to give him his phone back. Ray notices roc's pathetic efforts and pushes roc's hands back and continues to read the text message in sunshine's voice.
Ray: *imiates sunshine's voice* I just wanted to let you know that we can meet each other at the Big Oak Tree where we first kissed at.....*regular voice* *squints and rereads the last words aloud.*
Ray: Where we first KISSED at? *turns to roc*
Roc is hidden from sight due to embarrasement from rayray reading aloud his text message from sunshine. Ray looks in all directions trying to find roc. He stops to look at prod who is still eating but is now finishing up on his last piece of fatback and waves at ray with a smile. Ray waves back at all confused and continued to look for roc so he gave up, shrugged his shoulders and was about to continue to read more of the text message until roc came up from behind ray with a big black garbage bag and quickly threw it over his head, while ray releases the phone as it fell unto the floor. Prod notices the phone and quickly rushes to retrieve it and ran back to the table and finish his breakfast like nothing happened.
Ray is screaming as his arms is waving around like crazy.....
Ray: *screams* LET ME GOOOOOOOOO. LET ME GOOOOOO-I CAN'T BREATH!!!! I CAN'T BREATH!!!!
Roc: *chuckles* YEEAAAAAA NIGGA DAS WHATCHU GET FO STEALIN MY PHONE AN READIN MY TEXTS WHICH WERE PRIVATE FOR MY EYES ONLY!
Both princeton and walter came running into the kitchen
Princeton: *asks prod* What's going on?
Prod just points into the direction of roc and ray
Princeton: *delayed reaction* Oh MAH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Walter rushes over to ray and roc. Walter releases the bag off of ray's head and throws it into princeton's direction for him to deal with. Princeton picks up the garbage bag and folds it back up to be used for another day.
Ray heavily breathes as he was just suffocated for some time...not that long, but long enough as his heart races. Walter grabs ray an pulls him close towards his chest and yells at roc.
W: *yells angrily* ROC ROYAL!!!
Roc: HUH?
W: *yell angrily* DON'TCHU "HUH?" ME BOY....WHAT IN THE HELLLLLLL WERE YOU THINKING???? *lowers voice and strokes rayrays head like a defenseless puuppy* Choking poor rayray like that. *looks down at ray* You okay little man?
Ray is silently coughing and trying to breathe as walter gently pats his back to help out so that he can breathe properly again.
Ray: *still coughing and replies to walter* Yea
Walter stops patting ray's back to see that ray is doing fine now and releases him from his arms. He looks into ray's eyes to see if he's okay.
W: Are you okay now ray?
Ray: Yea
W: Alright that's what i like to hear! *turns back to roc* Now as for YOU roc, I want you to apologize to ray fro choking him. *yells angrily again* YOU COULD HAVE KILLED HIM..
Roc: *sucks teeth* He started it...
W: *blinks angrily at roc* EXCUSE ME??? DO YOU WANT TO REPHRASE YOUR STATEMENT YOUNG MAN???
Roc: Yes sir. *turns to ray* Yooo ray, i'm sorry for choking you. I didn't mean to do it. But i didn't like how you just took my phone and read what was private to me aloud for others to hear.
Ray tries to look meet roc's eyes but feels guilty doing so...after all he was right
Ray: *looks in roc's eyes* Hey and umm, i just wanted to say that i'm sorry as well for reading your texts. You know *looks at the floor* I shouldn't have done that *rubs arm and looks back at roc* and ummm i just wanted to say I am truly sorry.
Roc: *awkward* Soooooo are we cool again??? *walks up to ray and invites him to with a fist about to dap his bro*
Ray slowly grins cuz they are close bros with a tight bond
Ray receives the dap and they have their little 30 sec dap session as everyone in the room was happy. Princeton was shedding a tear but lied and said something was caught in his eye. Yeaaaa RIGHT, he was moved by ray royal's brotherly love, lol
Walter went up to ray royal and threw his arms over their shoulders and faced princeton and prod.
W: Well, i'm glad that you guys handle that like real gentleman. I'm not sure WHAT had started it but I hope it never happens again.......right roc? *looks at roc*
Roc: *snap out of zone* Right sir.
Walter looked ray waiting for him to respond
Ray: *looks at walter* Yes, it will never happen again...*looks at roc* We promise *winks at roc* *roc winks back at ray*
Prod wipes his mouth and notices that ray and roc just winked at each other and says aloud
Prod: I just missed what COMPLETELY just happened here.
W: *claps hands together* ALRIGHT! Well i hope you guys had breakfast cuz you all STINK--
Ray: NO-I didn't have breakfast.
Princeton: I don't stink. Cuz i just took a shower a few minutes ago
W: Well ok, ray, roc and prod you guys need to get dressed so we can talk business.
Ray, Roc and Prod: *replies in unison* OKAY
W: WAIT! Who said they didn't have breakfast yet?
Ray: ME!
W: Why not? Didn't i say earlier that you were supposed to use this time to fix yourselves something to eat?
Roc: YES
Ray turns to roc
R: Shhhhh. (at roc) *talks to walter* Yesss, but um...You see sir I wuz about to until SOMEBODYYYYYY who shall remain nameless (cuz i don't know who did it yet) ate ALLLLLL my taco meat for breakfast or dinner, lunch or something, cuz i just don't see it in the friderator and i SWEAR i had me some taco meat in there enough to make me some tacos when i was ready to make some more.
Walt folded his arms at ray with a smile cuz he heard this story like a million times.
W: Oh, so that ground beef that was just sitting in the fridge for two whole weeks was yours???
Ray: *nervous to hear the answer* Yeaaaaa why?
W: Because I threw that shit out.
Ray: *disheartned and shouts* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ray: *changes tone and gets mad* WHATCHU DO DAT FOR?
W: Ray maaaan, I'm sorry to tell you this but if meat like that sits out for more than five days, it's no good. That's something that should be cooked as soon as possible when you take it from the freezer and have it thawed out in the friderator.
Ray: *unaware and learns something new* Oh
W: *tries to cheer ray up* But don't worry little man, we can go grocery shopping after we talk about or upcoming tour. How does that sound?
Ray perks up
Ray: *excited* THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!! :))
W: *smiles* Well you guys take care of your of this kitchen, get dressed and meet me in the living room in half an hour ok?
MB: *shouts in unison* OKAYYYY!!!
*end of chapter 1*
It was a bright and early day. The 1st day of school and boy was i excited. i get to meet new friends, eat american school lunches and blog about the whole experience. Mum was driving me to school as usual but i didn't want her too because I was a freshman and when the upperclassmen sees my mum driving me to school, they will instantly think that i'm a baby. Ugghh. School was NOT that far for me to walk to, but it was the 1st day and so i didn't want to ruin it by arguing with my mother. The Hudson's are canadian so try imagine them speaking with a canadian accent.
Ms. Hudson: *canadian accent* We're hereeeeee!
Kayla: *mumbles* I knoooooow, i can see it.
(Ms. Hudson turns to face kayla with a concerned face)
Ms. Hudson: What's the matter honey? You know you can always tell me what's bothering you.
Kayla: *canadian accent* Yeaaaa, i know, it's just that-
Ms. Hudson: It's just what dear?
(kayla turns toward the window looking in the direction of the school as she sees that the kids are all scattered around having fun and acting crazy)
K: *sighs* It's just that, um, since it's the 1st day of highschool for me and all and i wanted it to be special by getting here, you know all by myself (and then turns to face her mother again)
Ms. Hudson: *sighs* Ma'kayla honey, we talked aboat this. Just because we moved to the U.S. doesn't mean I'm going to let you do what you want just because you're a 9th grader. Honey, it's dangerous oat here for you to be walking home all by yourself is totally unacceptable under my standards and therefore you will be staying afterschool until I or someone else i approve of that can pick you up as soon as school's let oat ok?(out in canadian accent)
(k is furious, becuase she thinks her mom is being unfair and treating her like a kid)
K:*whines* But MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM, all the other kids get to walk from school, WHY can't I?
Ms. Hudson: Because I don't know any of those children. Why one of them could be a rapist secretly. Some old man sitting in his car waiting for innocent children like yourself to cross the street and follow you until you until you get home and your naiveness let's him in our hoose, OUR HOOSE (house in canadian accent) and then he fondles you and tries to kiss you but you don't let it stop because it feels soo-
K: MUM!!!!!!
(k's mom snaps out of it)
Ms. Hudson: YES, honey what is it?
K: You're creeping me oat.
Ms. Hudson: Oh my, I'm so soory. What was I saying again?
(k checked the time on her MB watch)
K: The time is 8:40 am. I think I should be heading in.
(Ms. Hudson looks out the window in the direction of the school)
The loud morning bell rings to alarm students that it is time to come in and find their classes.
(Ms. Hudson turns back to kayla and grabs her hand)
Ms. Hudson: Everything is gonna be okay kayla bunni.
K: Yeaaaa I know.
(k opens the car door and looks back at her mother)
K: And don't call me that aarond here. (around in a canadian accent)
(k backs away from the car door to shift her eyes in both directions from the car at the school children to make sure none of them was listening in on her conversation between er and her mother)
K: People may not take me seriously aarond here.
(Ms. Hudson sighed and smiles)
(k shuts the car door and walks off slowly)
(Ms. Hudson honks the car horn which startles kayla as she stopped dead in her tracks and did an aboutface towards the direction of her mother)
(K whispers angrily)
K: *whisper-shouted at her mother* WHAAAAT?
(Ms. Hudson rolled down the passenger window and waving k's sack lunch around reminding her that she had forgot about it)
(k did a facepalm)
K: *facepalm* I knew i had forgot aboat something...(about in canadian accent)
Ms. Hudson: MA'KAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(students are walkking onto campus talking and giggling in the background as kayla slowly watches them to make sure she doesn't embarass herself.)
Ms. Hudson: YOU FORGOT YOUR SACK LUUUUUUNCH!!!!
(just then, kids arpund her started snickering ad laughing. One kid walked passed kayla and shouted)
Kid 1: *shouts* WHO SAYS SACK LUNCH ANYMORE?
(then another kid agreees and replies with..)
Kid 2: *shouts* YEAAAA, WHAT IS THIS THE '90'S?
(and a crowd of kids started laughing up a storm as kayla moped and sadly walked back to the car and when she got there she basically snatched the luch bag from her mom as Ms. Hudson tries to cheer up her daughter and blows her a kiss. K rejects it and sadly walks off as Ms. Hudson starts the car and suddenly drives off from the campus.)
K: *mumbles to herself in anger* GREAT! Juuuuuuuuuuuussss GREAT! I CAN'T wall back home from school NOR to school to save me from looking like a baby in front of my peers and NOW I get embarrased by "the sack lunch," I'm carrying....UGGHHH!!!! Can this day get ANY worse?
A kid suddenly rushes pass her and as kayla walks up the steps and not watching where she was going, one of the double doors slammed RIGHT into her forehead knocking her out as she fell backwards onto the steps in slow-motion anime style and lands into the soft grass.
Emily-Victoria's POV
it is 8:51 am and an british flag painted limozine had just pulled up and everyone stopped in their tracks to see who it was. The kids were ooooooooooooin and ahhhhhhin at the sight before them. They NEVER saw such a sight like this where some famous person from another country had pulled up to their broken down school like this before. The chauffeur got out of his side and sped walked with pride to open the back door for his ladyship.
Kid 1: OH I hope it's the queen!
Sexually-frustrated nerd: NO! I hope it's a princess and then i can kiss her.
Random latina girl: What makes you think it's a she? It could be a he. In which case it BETTER be a prince so I can marry his rich ass and I could be on the throne in a matter of seconds *snaps fingers*
Random black kid 1: BITCH you crazy. I hope it's one of dem british niggas dat look black but gotta white sounding voice (proper english voice)
Random black kid 2: Da hell you talkin bout? A black nigga dat sound white? Nigga whatchu on crack? What black person you know that live in England? (afro-british man with a proper english accent)
Random black kid 1: Uhhhh, ummmmm nobody.
RBk2: Dass what i though.
The crowd grows impatient
K1: OMG!!!! Why are they taking so long to get out of the limo? HURRY IT UP ALREADY!!!
SFN: YEAAAAA! I want to see my future bride so I can kiss her beautiful soft lips and I hope she has nice big tatas.
RLG: Nuh-Unnnn...She betta be a he. Cuz i want some damn money. A bad bitch like me needs to keep my nails done, my hair looking good and my clothes looking fly.
The crowd moves in near the limo as the chaffeur was about to open the door and the students were standing on the edge of suspense until the stupid intercom came on and the vice principle was addressing the students outside in front of the school to please report to the cafeteria for late passes and that they will have to attend saturday school detention for being late.
The crowd of students started shouting in anger because now they have to attend saturday school.
Random kid: AWWWWWW MAAAAAAAN
RK2: BITCH AZZ NIGGAAAAAA
Rk3: OH 4 REAL??? THAS HOW YOU FEEL?
Rk4: Ain't nobody got time 4 that...shoot i gotta work annnnd pick up my food stamps and get my hair did.
Rk5: Maaaaaan, thas sum bullshit maaaaaan
Rk6: I ain comin to kno damn saturday school...*low voice*maaaaan the lakers gone be playin tonight and I ain missin the game...
Rk7: Nigga dassa friday night, NOT no saturday mornin
Rk6: *low voice* Oh for real?
Rk7: Duhhh my nigga.
As the crowd dispersed into the school, the chaffeur FINALLY opens the door for Lady Emily-Victoria the III of Yorkshire the posh princess of aristocracy was the last heir to Lord Yorkshire's inheritance. Lady Yorshire bore no sons but only has a distant american cousin who lives God-knows-where, but he is supposedly the future heir to the yorkshire's entail. Even though EV is the only child of Lord Yorkshire, unfortunately females cannot inherit the title but she MUST marry her distant cousin. Emily has only seen her cousin one time when she was little, but as she gotten older her parents stopped talking about him for sometime to the point until he was eventually forgotten about. Emily loves to put on a show for the people but in this case they had to leave. it wasn't her fault.
EV: Ugghhh
She said as she was got out the limo struggling and trying to keep her composure while lifting a part of her long white silky dress and fanning herself when she stood up. As she looked around it was dead quie and then there was a slight breeze. Only the chaffeur knew of her secrets....The chaffeur was her only true friend. After skimming the place down so that no one could see what she was wearing she snap-shutted her fan and shoved it to Branson the Yorkshire's chaffeur who's ethnicity is scottish. Well, he was technically EV's personal chaffeur, since her mother, father, and grandmother ALL had their own personal chaffeurs, there was No need to share just one. They were so rich and politically powerful in the british community of yorkshire. In a small town of England. (this may not be accurate, but in this story the twon of yorkshire is gonna be a small fictional country town where the yorkshire family rules and preys upon)
EV turns to Branson and looked at him coldly.
EV: *posh accent* Thank you branson that will be all.
B: *heavy scottish accent and bows to ev* Yes m'lady. *stands back up in an erect position* Does her ladyship require any other requests before I goo?
EV turns to him and smiled with a devishly grin.
EV: *posh accent* Why whatever do you mean Branson?
Of course branson knew exactly what she meant. He grabbed her school belongings from the back of the limo. He strapped her bag on her back as she had her arms out. And he handed her punk rock lunch tin. Branson closes the door and looks toward the big school with a smile on his face.
B: *heavy scottish accent* Ayyeee 'tis a really BIG school. You think you can take it on m'lady?
EV: *posh accent* Branson, you flatter me (places right hand over her heart). If I can take on any english school's as big as catholic church's, then I MOST certaintly can take on this one.
Branson smiles and wishes lady yorkshire off on a good day as she smiles back at him and then struts off from the limo like a model on a runway showcasing princess kate's wedding dress. (because she is wearing a long silky white victorian gown)
****Anytime you see EV speaking in a posh accent it's usually around her family and the servants, at school she talks in british slang...cuz that's her true personality, she only acts posh to please her parents. Her parents are strong conservatives and very traditional. EV is the complete opposite.
Jocelyn's POV
It is now 9:32 am and I am REAlLY late for school. On the 1st day holmes. I was riding with mi homies da roll dog fuck buddies who were also my summer flings over summer break. Since the relationships with each and every one of them didn't work out. We just decided to be sex buddies, because in the end, that's what we all wanted from each other.
****Imagine Sofia Vargas accent for jocelyn's accent
J: *shouts aloud in heavy dominican accent* WOOOOW! THAT WAS AN AWESOME SUMMER!!!!
Random guy: *shouts and raises up a platic cup of soda into the air* HERE, HERE!
As one of the guys said as he was chug-a-luggin club soda in an open jeep in the cool breeze as my ex-bf Antonio drives. The only one who has a current driver's license at the time. He's really cute and smart and also athletico. I wander why we broke up?
*Flashback*
Antonio:*dominican american from chi-town accent* Jocelyn, we need to talk.
J: *shouts from the bathroom* Talk about what papi? *brushes teeth and spits paste into the sink*
A: Come on, you know about us, about our relationship?
(jocelyn leaves the bathroom and enters the living room where antonio is)
J: *speaks with a joking matter* Ohhhh riiiiight, yea that. cuz I mean i thought we were about to talk about getting serious or something.
A: (folds his arms and stares at her) Jocely, I'm serious.
J found the nearest seat and sat down quickly with wide eyes and her hand over her heart.
J: Oh mah gawd 'tonio. Deed sowmbody jess die in your familee?
A: (still has his arms crossed) JOCELYNNNNNNNN!!!
J: *bounces in the couch trying to put her serious face on*: Ok, ok I'm joking. Don't get your boxers wrapped in a bonch. I'm so sorry about the whole "dying familee thing,' ut you know we latinos have a way of expressing death.
A: (raises his ight brow at her): Oh really? What's that?
J: *caught off guard* Ok, ok you got me I don't know anything. (Jajajajajjajajajaj) Jess forgeet what I say.
A: (shakes his head) And you see this is EXACTLY what I was talking about.
J: *plays the dumb card and looks around* What are you talking about mike-*catches herself* I MEAN ANTONIO. My bad antonio, tonio, tony....tony's pizza *giggles cute*
A: WAITAMINUTE! Did you just blurt out Mike??? As in my BEST FRIEND MIKE?
J: Joo know what? Deed I say MIKE??? I really meant YOU antonio. Because you are thee man for me.
J lustfully stares into antonio's eyes and speaks in her sexy domincan/sofia vargas accent:
J:*talks seductively* Your the only hombre for mi papi chulo.
A was too serious to fall for jojo's sexy seductive domincan/sofia vargas accent
A: Nice try mamacita, but this *points at himself* papi chulo is single and wants your behind up outta my apartment.
J: But papiiiii chulooooo whyyyyyy?
A: (raises his voice and points to the front door)GET OUT!!! Grab your stuff and GO!
J: But where will i go papiiiiii?
A: I don't know....to your mother's house.
J: *starts to cry* But i can't go back to mami's house, she HATES me.
A: Then go back to your father's house
J: *still cries* I canna go back to my papi's house, he's still angry with me.
A: Then go back to your abuelo's house.
J: *cries and shouts* BUT I CANNA GO BACK TO MIS ABUELOS HOUSE---and stops shouting.
A: What? Don't tell me you are NOt banned from their house too?
J: *sniffs silently* Why do you care all of a sudden? You jess want to kick me out like all of thee rest.
A becomes sympathetic for a bit and rushes over to jojo and tries to console her but she brushes him away
A: FINE, it's whatever.....So have you decided where you are going to stay?
J: *sniffs* Jeyssss (yes)
A: *puts hands together* GREAT. Well, I'll help you pack and pay travel fees for you but that's it.
J rubs her eyes dry and runs up to tonio and hugs him
J: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU PAPI! MUCHAS GRACIAS!
A: Yeaaa moo-chus, gray-cee-us to you too as he rubs jojo's back
*end of flashback*
J snaps out of her flashback and tries to remember the conversation before she revisted memory lane. She looked up near the driver.....Oh jeysss, antonio my ex-bf....I wonder why we broke up again?
As the jeep hums down the road almost heading towards the school......passing a few trees and suddenly we seen green. Green, green, green. Jeysss. I LOOOOVEEEE fresh green grass. I remeber me and papi would play hide and go seek in the grass right after he ahd cutted it and mami would bring us both fresh glasses of limonada and flan for us to consume and she would do it with a smile. J starts tearin up about the old days and buries her face in her hands as she sobbed.
The car came to slow stop and the vehicle was then turned off. All the guys in the back of the jeep all looked at jojo. One guy clears his throat signaling jojo to look up we're at your school. Another guy went up and tapped her shoulder but she didn't budge. Then another guy juss shoved his foot near her azz which tipped her over and now she was read in the face and it was moise from silently sobbing. Antonio turned towards the back to check on jojo. Once he saw her he sighed and instantly grabbed the kleenex box that was sitting in the passenger's seat and got outta the car. He walked over to her side where she was laying down on the floor. Antonio pulled on the door to open it, but it was locked. He banged on the door for jojo to open it but she refused.
A: JOCELYN RODRIGUEZZZZ. IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS DOOR LITTLE GIRL, I SWEAR TO YOU OR I WILL-
J finally opens the door
J: *mean stare* Or you'll what? (as she said lauing down staring at him coldly trying to make him feel guilty for ever breaking up with her in the 1st place. It wasall his fault, not mines.
A: Jocelyn, come on gurrrrrl get out. You're at school now so stop acting like a cry baby.
Jo quickly sat up. She HATED the thought that she was viewed as a crybaby. Although deep down she doesn't believe people give her the proper attention she so desperately deserves so she acts out and cries and behaves in a dramatic way. Whether silently suffereing or being aloud and proud. She will make a scene. She only does it to belittle people and make herself seem important than those surrounding her.
Antonio looks at the time on his silver rolex watch and saw that it was 10:03 am. He had to take action, because this gurl is BEYOND late and he wasn't bout to get in trouble for it since he and his buddies were about to have some fun this morning. Jojo had to decide all of a sudden that she wanted to be little miss drama queen and on top of that a BITCH and waste my damn morning. Oh NO. If she thinks she can get away with it, she betta think again. cuz I am NOT about to put up with bull shit again. But since her grandparents love me and I took it upon myself (out of the kindness of my heart and that part of me still have feelings for her) agreed that i would take her to school today so yea. That's how i got to play chaffeur this mornin with my triflin asss ex-girlfriend who so happens to be a little slut for her age. Antonio shakes his head as he tries to reason with jojo to get out of his car and go on to class.
Ciara's POV
Cee-cee looks at the clock on the wall that says 10:04 am
C: GRANMAAAAAA COME ONNNNNN. I'm already late enough as it is. *sighs*
Maaaaan I am in SOOOOO much trouble right now. I HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATEEEE bein late on the 1st day of school. I'on know what had hapened to my folks (parents) but i all I know is that wherever they are in this world, that I love them.
Granma Ella Mae: *southern country high pitch drawl**shouts* WILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Come on now, you know we got tuh go drop this chile (child) off to the school house so da chile can get ha lesson. we don't wanna be late.
Granpa William: *southern country low voice* Ahhhh you hush ole woman. I'ma comin. You ain got tuh tell me dat every monin.
Gem: Ni Willium, ain't i dun tolllllllllllllllllle you tuh hurry up outta dat bathroom dis monin at 6 o' clock?
Gw: 6 o'clock?
Gem: 6 o'clock am
Gw: 6 o'clock am?
C sighs impatiently. Both my grandparents argue like this ERREY MORNIN before I go to school. The same OLE tiresome repetitive crappy conversation back and forth, back and forth about grandaddy takin too much time in the bathroom, and granma always fussin about somethin not bein done around the house. Back and forth, back and forth...UGGHHHH sumtimes I wish I were to live someplace else, but thankfully during the school week I get to stay with auntie linda and my cousin brandon. Brandon is a good kid and he's just too silly, lol. He usually has me rolling in laughter whenever i'm down about something. But knowin him, he's much likely to be at school right now, just as I should be. Oh also, one of my aunts live with my grandparents as well as one of my uncles too. My aunt barbara is real lazy and has a hot-temper. My uncle Paul is real cook but he is often too busy for me to come and hang out with.
Gem: Now Willium, what did the docta say lass tuesday about yo blood pressure medication?
Gw: Huh? Woman whatchu talkin bout? I ain got no damn blood pressure medication I got tuh take.
Gem: Yes you do, and watch what you say to me ya hear?
Gw: No i don't
Gem: Yo do.
Gw: No i don't
Gem: You do 2
Gw: I SAID NO I DON'T!
Gem; Hold on a moment, just hold on a moment. lemme get barbara in here. BARRRRRRRR-BRUUHHH!
Barbara shouts in distance from her room
Barbara: *shouts to granma* WHAT MAMA?
heavy foot stepsare being heardas barbara walks down the hallway and finally into the kitchen with headphones blastin music outta ha ears. Everyone is standing around the kitchen like we have nothing better to do but to wait on her and respond. Granma has an angry face on with her arm propper up on her hip.
gem: Ni i dun tolllllllle you and tollllllllllle you to take them damn thangs outta yo ears befo yo go DEAF an can't hear much uh anythan.
Barb still has the plugs in her ears blastin that loud '80's music...how do i kno this? Because i hear it everywhere we go when i'm riding in the car with her, when i go down to her room, when i'm eating lunch and dinner, when she checks on me every 10 minutes, and so on. It's annoying!!!
gem: BARBARA!
C: *sighs*
Barb finally takes out the plugs and asks
B: WHO CALLED ME?
I'm like really? really aunt barb? really?
gem: Barbara. Ain't i dun tole you to wash these damn pots afta you dun thru cookin in 'em? huh? ain't i dun tole you dat? rememba?
B: *soft voice* Yes mama
gem; then why you ain' clean 'em? dirty pots don't clean themselves.
B: yes i know mama
gem: Well, why you ain' clean 'em?
barb tries to change the subject so that granma forgets that she has to clean the pots
B: is that all mama?
gem: is that all? IS THAT ALL?
Gem turns to both me and grandaddy for support. Grandaddy surrende his hands like eyyyyy dis not my bizness so don't look at me. I was sayin to myself, granma i love you an all, but i really NEEEED to be at school right now. I'm so late that it's probably 3rd period already.
gem: barbara, me and yo daddy gone take ciara to school and while we're gone i wantchu to get in here and wash deez pans like i showed you the otha nite, memba?
b: yes mama
gem: and i wantchu to wash the dishes, sweep the floor and go down there in that nasty room of yoz and clean it up like you suppose to. YOU HEAR ME?
B: YESSSSS MAMA I HEAR YOU.
gem: alright. *turns to ciara* you ready to go ciara?
C: *rude tone* YESSSSSS
gem: WHAT?
C: I mean, yes ma'am.
barbara resumed her '80's music and walked away from the kitchen. Ughhh auntie barbara is so damn lazy. Granma askes ha to clean up an she juss walks away and only comes back for when she'either bored, wanna go discovering around the house or is hungry and that's the shit i don't like (excuse my french). It's her shortcomings that usually fall back to me and that i hav to clean up her messes even if it's not my fault. But granma and grandad are agin gracefully and can't do much or don't allow themselves to do much heavy cleanin around the house so someone who is able bodied like me, a. barbara, uncle paul, aunt linda, brandon, or any other relative that comes to visit can help out. So anyways after 15 minutes of pointless conversation b/n granma, me and granpa we finally got to LEAVE the house (THANK THE LORD) and into the car. Granpa wuz drivin, but usually it wud be a. barb, but she has cleaning work to do so yea. But i doubt bout time they get back the house will still look the same as how they leff it. I put on my seatbelt as g.pa turned on the car and backed out slowly out of the driveway.
gem turns to the back in my direction and asks me...
gem: ciara look back out the window and see what's back there
i was confused, cuz all that wuz back here were trees,
C: g.pa's fine, he can keep comin back, but be very careful and ease back slowly.
the car was now unto the gravel path that lead up unto the road of their house. Granpa turned the stirrin wheel to straighten the axel of the car so that the car woulddrive straight. He changed the gear from reverse to drive and drove straight forwar on the gravel path slowly until he met the road. He looked both ways and turned to the left and drove on. He honked the horn 2x at the house to signal a. barb that we just left headin up to the city which would take us a good 45 minutes to get to school. *sighs*
Lemme take out my school schedule and try to memorize all my teachers, classmates and periods so that if i ever forget i can just pull them up from my memory, hopefully. Let's seee...*pull out schedule and reads it* I have 8 classes, 3 male teachers (I think) and 5 female teachers...Wait no-I have pm release now that I am a senior which means I have a whole hour and 15 minutes of doing me! haHAH as i chuckled to myself and pulled out my blackberry smartphone and went into my files and pulled up prodigy pix. *sighs* This boy is TOO fine for him to be single for this long, but I respect him for that. Maybe it's because he's waiting on his future princess, meaning me, i smiled. Yep, it's me I said as i straighten my blode curl to put it back in place. *sighs* 40 minutes to go an STILL in the country.
Well, since I'm sittin here, I minus well think up of different video topics to do an discuss. Well, the boys had finished the #1 Summer Girl Tour back in August. They said althrough out their ustreams and interviews that the #1 Summer Girl Tour was about them finding a special girl they could hang with during the summer. Most of TM knew that those were only lies to find their summer fling of summer excitement, a chance to play the field, to see what it's like to be with a girl for only a few months and then let her go. But to me, I don't know what the REAL reason of that tour was for. All I knew was that the #1 Summer Girl Tour had caused some crazy drama between team mindless, team rainbow, and mb themselves. I watched videos after videos of girls telling their opinions about how they saw the #1 SGT thru their eyes because that stuff was just mind-blowing 2 me on how much most of the fans picked on alotta things that i didn't even see, didn't know, or didn't really care to know. But this one tm fan intrigued me by the screenname of mindlesschic3000 on youtube said in one of her videos entitled "#1 SG Tour drama in South Beach, FL," wuz where MB brought the rainbow girls up on stage and all the fans that purchased V.I.P. for that night was hella pissed because that wuz the one chance, the ONE chance that a few fans could get a hot moment with MB, but NO those hoes had ruined it when they were brought to the stage. The Rainbow Girls and their ratchet azz weaves wuz obviously no match to thousands of V.I.P. fans that night who wanted to buss some heads, especially the one they call "Sunshine." You see back on Aug. 3rd during the tour when MB came through Myrtle Beach, SC. Roc had posted an instagram picture with a quote saying "You're my #1Girl and priority ! You are me shine !! @spiffy_tho," and soon as TM saw that a bunch of them commented below the picture saying "Oh so you and sunshine go out now?" "Uggh Roc Royal you betta not be messin around wit no damn sunshine." Remember how she was with princeton back on the Scream Tour around January of this year? She was seen in alot of pictures with princeton in the bed together. What was THAT all about? Then you have some of TM that supported their relationship even in roc didn't mean anything by it. He just said "Star," and that could mean anything, right? But yea and that's how it ALL started b/n roc royal of MB and Sunshine of the Rainbow Girlz. I looked at the time and it wuz 10:55 am and we were STIILLLLLLL in the car but we just entere in the suburbs but we have 15 more minutes to get to school. Woooooow this is just ridiculous. I can't wait to get online during my freetime at school to check my youtube channel and see all the comments and messages ppl be sendin me. Even though I don't like drama in reality, i often find myself craving for internet drama because it's funny and entertaining, especially when it involves mb, tm, and trg. Tm is so crazy and special. What a fanbase we have!
In La, Cali with MB at the conjunction House in the kitchen
Walter: Good Mornin boys!
MB: *tired tone* Good Mornin Walter!
W: Ha ha ha. I know it's early, like 11:15 am but still. You guys are here to work, NOT sleep all day.
Prodigy: *sighs and yawns* Yea, you right.
W: Ya damn right, i'm right. So now that's it's Sept. 26th and our next tour is comin up in november. We are gonna be preparing ourselves for the next tour starting next month.
Roc: Soooooo, we're gonna start rehearsing again in Oct?
W: That's right roc, we sure are. But this time I want you guys to come up with the name of the tour, the name and concept of the songs, and the purpose behind the tour, as well as the album work.
Ray: But didn't we do that LAST time with the #1 Summer Girl Tour?
W: Yep, you boys sure did, and the feedback wuz AMAZING, according to this one popular fansite called Teammindless.com. It has all the lastest MB/TM news, so I usually go on there instead of our dead website.
Princeton: Wait, teammindless.com?
Roc: Yea, but I think princeton wuz tryna say-
Princeton: THANK YOU ROC ROYAL, but i can speak for myself.
Ray: MMm. Well DAY-UM.
Prince: Oh I didn't know that there wuz a such site called teammindless.com
W: Yeaaa you boys should check it out. It's really cool.
Roc: Yea, i never heard of it either.
Prod: Me neither.
Ray: Nor have I
W: Well, if you guys get a chance you should all check it out just for fun to see what the fans are saying about you guys.
Princeton: Okay kewl.
Roc: Yeah, I'll check it out
Ray: Umm, i'on know. Wit stuff like dat u gotta be careful
Prod: I know right? Especially you roc, cuzza da whole drama you caused on instagram about you and sunshine.
Roc: Wait, my fault? How is it my fault?
Ray: It's YOUR fault for not being clear in your quotes. Cuz alotta fans got hurt and started cussin you out cuz you had said "You are me shine," so they assumed that you and sunshine we're going out behind their backs without tellin them.
Roc: Well, we're NOT. And you shouldn't believe everything you see and hear neither. End of conversation--NEEXXXT.
W: Well anyways, yall fix yourselves some breakfast and uh i'm gonna go get dressed ok?
MB: OKAY!
*walter leaves the kitchen*
The room fell silent and nobody moved
Prodigy gets up from his stool
Prod: *stretches* WELP, i'm gonna get me somethin to eat
Ray: Yeaaaa me too. *gets up out of his seat* Whatchaw'll wanna eat?
Prince: *shouts* HEY UH PROD!
Prod: *opens the fridge and skims for something to cook* YEA?
Prince: Can you hand me my mocha coffeee, the one that's half full, so i can finish drinking it and could you also reach up into the cabinets and bring me my favorite wheat thins- seasoned litely and topped with ranch dressing? Thank you soooooo muuuuuucch.
Prod: *shouts back at prince* NIGGUH I AIN FINNA DO DAT. Who you thank I am, Wiggins the butla? You betta come and getcho on stuff.
Prince: *sucks teeth* Come on proddd, afta all we been through? You gone turn down a brother in need?
Prod: *looks at prince weird* Afta "All we been thru?" "A brotha in need?" *shakes his head and chuckles* Ya, lost me theyr.
Roc is silent as he plays around with the place mat on the table.
Ray: Roc you ok?
Roc: *sad tone* Yea, I'm fine
Ray: I know you're lying
Roc: *sucks teeth* Leave me alone ray
Ray: Come on, we're best buds *sits down next to him* we can tell each other anything. *puts arm around roc*
Roc: *brushes ray's arm from around him* It's nothing ok? So why don'tchu go and do what walter said and fix yourself some breakfast. *gets up and pushes his bar stool in* Cuz i'm gonna takke me a shower and go joggin real quick.
Ray looks at roc like a concerned older brother
Roc: *shouts to prod* HEY YO PROD!
Prod turns around from cookin fatback in a pan
Prod: WHAT?
Roc: I hate to disturb you from cooking bacon--
Prod: It's fatback
Roc has a confusing look and turns to look at ray and asks him...
Roc: Did this nigga say fatback?
Ray: *slowly nods* Yeeeeeeep *chuckles*
Prod is waiting for roc's answer as he dances and sings while doing spins and twirls all while cookin some fatback at the same time.
Prod in singing mode: Mrs. Jackson if ya nas-taaaay!!!!
Ray: *shouts* HEY YO PROD!
Prod in sm: I-AM-FOR-REH-EEEEEEEEEL!!!
Roc and Ray: *shouts* PROOOOOOOOD!
Prod in sm: *mj's singing voice* WOOO-HOOOOO!!!!
Roc and ray tries to get princeton's attention as prince is munchin on his lightly seasoned topped with ranch dressing wheat thins and slurpin on his mocha coffee while reading some book.....
Roc: Hey yo princeton.....PRINCETOOOOOOON!!!!
Ray: *shouts* PRINCETON, YO MAMA ON DA PHONE!!!
Princeton jumps up with wheat crumbles fallin from his mouth and onto the floor, as he shoute with a eep voice searching frantically
Princeton: *shouts in deep voice* WHEYR?????
Roc and ray busted out in laughter as roc claps his hands together
Princeton wipes his mouth and straightens himself up
Princeton: Whatchaw'll laughin at?
Ray: You nigga
Roc: *still chucklin* Yeaaaa
Princeton: Why?
Ray: Cuz we tryna get prod's attention but you know how he is
Princeton looks in prod's direction as prod is now scoopin up six pieces of fatback and some scrambled eggs and 3 table spoons of cheese-grits onto a plate with a spatula and turns off the pan still dancing and singin but stops when he sees the other boys looking at him all crazy.
Prod: Ummmm, did yall hear me sang all that stuff juss now?
Prince, ray and roc: *nods in unison* Yeeeeeeep
Prod blushed and chuckled to himself
Prod: Well you know me. Dancing and singing is my life and at each moment I LOOOOOVE to improve myself more and more each day no matter what i'm doing. I like to incorporate my dance moves and my singin into my everyay work, cuz i'm so focus all the time...*opens fridge and grabs the pitcher of oj*
Prod just remembered that he finished cooking himself breakfast but forgot that the other boys didn't get a chance to eat yet. So the only polite thing to do at this moment was to ask if they wanted some fatback, lol
Prod: Yall want some fatback? Is good.
Ray: *disgusted* Uhhhh no thanks
Princeton: *disgusted* Yeaaaa, I'll pass
Roc: *eager* Eyyyyy maaann, lemme get one of those
Ray looked at roc like he was crazy
Ray: *disgusted* Ewwww you nasty roc
Roc: Hey, i like to try new things, so don't hate, appreciate.
Prod handed over the plate for roc to pick his slice of fatback
As roc took a slice of fatback he walked back over to ray's side of the table and dangled the thick piece of fatback back and forth in front of ray's face while hot oil was dripping off of it.
Roc: *dangles fatback in ray's face* You want some ray, you want some ray?
Ray: *air shoves roc* NO nigga, get dat shit away from me....Now you know you makin a mess.
Roc tilted his head back and ad the strip of fatback in the air above his mouth and a few seconds later he dropped the strip in his mouth as ray watched in disgust....
Ray: Ewwwww das nasty
Roc's cheeks wuz huge of fatback and he had a big kool-aid smile while laughin at ray and his lips we're now greasy from the fatback no need need 4 chapstick for awhile, lol.
Prod walks over to the table where the boys were sitting at and sat down from across roc. Ray got up and tried to find something he knew he could fix quiclly so he could hurry up an get outta there.
Ray opens the fridge and looks for his taco meat to make breakfast tacos with...but has no luck in finding them
Ray: AYE ! Did anybody see some taco meat in here yesterday?
Prince: There is NO taco meat in there.
Ray closed the fridge door quickly as soon as he heard the nes and walks like a boss over to prince at the table.
Ray: WHAT? Whatchu mean there is NO taco meat in there? Whatchu DO eat it all?
Prod: Calm down ray, I'm quite sure princeton didn't mean dat. *takes a sip of oj* Ahhhhh
Ray: *gets loud with prince* SO WHAT DIDJU MEEEEEEEAN PRINCE, HUH? HUH? WHAT DIDJU MEEEEEEEEEAN THAT THERE IS NO TACO MEAT IN THE FRIDGE?????
Prince: Okay FURST OF ALL rayray, like prod had just said, I didn't mean it like dat. And SECOND OF ALL, you gone back up away from me lookin like a little thug witcho black and white bandana on.
Ray: OH SO YOU GOT JOKES HUH? *looks prince up and down like a g* Mr. Curly from? Boyyyyyyy as I watched you talkin you was makin it rain on my face. ANNNNNNNNND yo breath wuz *quickly shakes head to the right* hella stank mah nigga.
Princeton covers his mouth and runs to the bathroom to take care of his morning breath that consisted of wheat thins lightly seasoned topped with ranch dressing and mocha coffee from starbucks....
Ray turns to roc and prod
Ray: *eyes both roc and prod while he walks and talks* NOW, which one of uou niggas know ANYTHING about my missin taco meat?
Prod quietly swallows a piece of fatback as he felt some hot breath on his neck and shifted his weight at a 60 degreee agle to the left and notice that ray was near him
Prod: Uhhhhhh you wanna go sit down some whey?
Ray crouches down near prod's face so that only he can hear him and replies with
Ray: NO, not until I know what had happened to MYYYYYYY taco meat.
Roc notices ray tryna threatenova some silly taco meat prod while tryin to eat his breakfast in peace and roc decides to divert ray's focus off of prod and onto him
Roc: Ray, leave the man alone and let him eat his breakfast
Ray slowly rises from his crouching position near prod and looks at roc with suspicion by squinting his eyes at him. Roc looks back at ray with a confused look.
Roc: What? You think I did it?
Ray: I ain say you did anything.......YET, but I got BOTH eyes at you, nigga
Roc: Welll, ok. But uhhhh I didn't do anything to yo taco meat-*phone chirps*
Ray: *caught off guard and shouts* WHAT'S THAT?
Roc: *nervously looks around* What was what?
Ray: THAT SOUND? Sounded like a phone.
Roc: It could be anything in this room
Ray: Yeaaaa RIGHT! *ray walks over to roc's side of the table*
Ray: Is YO phone isn't it?
Roc: *speed walks from ray* Nooooooo *phone chirps again*
The boys stopped
Ray wuz holding the end of his side of the table looking at roc with a slow grin....
Ray: So it WUUUUUZZZZZZ yo phone dat just just went off?
Roc: *shakes head with closed mouth* Mmm-mmmmmmmmmm *walks to the fridge*
Ray jolts behind roc.......roc is now up on the fridge with his arms out (my body is ready pose)
Roc: *shouts* Ray pleez don't hurt me.
Ray looks up at him as his eyes slowly skimmed own to roc's right pocket where he saw the bulge that his phone was rested in an reached in and took it out.
Ray chuckles mischieviously to himself
Roc: Ray maaaan, whatchu doin to my phone?
Ray turns his back on him to unlock his android phone
Ray: Nothin.......*excited* OOOOO you got 2 text messages from *leans in and squints to read screen* Sunshine.
Roc: *downplay his happiness* *asks a rhetorical question aloud* SUNSHINE???? She da one dat texted me?
Ray turned around to face roc as if he thought ray was stupid enough to not know what's going on.
Ray: Really roc? Really? Everybody and dey DADDY kno dat you and Monnique Harris is goin out. Monnique Harris is the aughter of the famous southern rapper Ludacris but that's beside the point.
Ray: ANYWAAAAAYZZZZZ, lemme read deez texts she juss sentchu.
Roc quickly hops off the fridge and tries to get his phone back from ray. Ray holds a tight grip on it and moves around the kitchen effortlessly while roc is out of breath...
Ray: Text message one, eleven twenty five a.m. From sunshine. *clears throat and imitates sunshine voice* Heyyyy big daddy--*changes back to regular voice* WHAT DA WHAT??? Big daddy???
Roc gives himself the facepalm and rubs his whole face as he is now embarrased....roc makes another attempt to try and get his phone back from ray by throwing out his hands to signal ray to give him his phone back. Ray notices roc's pathetic efforts and pushes roc's hands back and continues to read the text message in sunshine's voice.
Ray: *imiates sunshine's voice* I just wanted to let you know that we can meet each other at the Big Oak Tree where we first kissed at.....*regular voice* *squints and rereads the last words aloud.*
Ray: Where we first KISSED at? *turns to roc*
Roc is hidden from sight due to embarrasement from rayray reading aloud his text message from sunshine. Ray looks in all directions trying to find roc. He stops to look at prod who is still eating but is now finishing up on his last piece of fatback and waves at ray with a smile. Ray waves back at all confused and continued to look for roc so he gave up, shrugged his shoulders and was about to continue to read more of the text message until roc came up from behind ray with a big black garbage bag and quickly threw it over his head, while ray releases the phone as it fell unto the floor. Prod notices the phone and quickly rushes to retrieve it and ran back to the table and finish his breakfast like nothing happened.
Ray is screaming as his arms is waving around like crazy.....
Ray: *screams* LET ME GOOOOOOOOO. LET ME GOOOOOO-I CAN'T BREATH!!!! I CAN'T BREATH!!!!
Roc: *chuckles* YEEAAAAAA NIGGA DAS WHATCHU GET FO STEALIN MY PHONE AN READIN MY TEXTS WHICH WERE PRIVATE FOR MY EYES ONLY!
Both princeton and walter came running into the kitchen
Princeton: *asks prod* What's going on?
Prod just points into the direction of roc and ray
Princeton: *delayed reaction* Oh MAH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Walter rushes over to ray and roc. Walter releases the bag off of ray's head and throws it into princeton's direction for him to deal with. Princeton picks up the garbage bag and folds it back up to be used for another day.
Ray heavily breathes as he was just suffocated for some time...not that long, but long enough as his heart races. Walter grabs ray an pulls him close towards his chest and yells at roc.
W: *yells angrily* ROC ROYAL!!!
Roc: HUH?
W: *yell angrily* DON'TCHU "HUH?" ME BOY....WHAT IN THE HELLLLLLL WERE YOU THINKING???? *lowers voice and strokes rayrays head like a defenseless puuppy* Choking poor rayray like that. *looks down at ray* You okay little man?
Ray is silently coughing and trying to breathe as walter gently pats his back to help out so that he can breathe properly again.
Ray: *still coughing and replies to walter* Yea
Walter stops patting ray's back to see that ray is doing fine now and releases him from his arms. He looks into ray's eyes to see if he's okay.
W: Are you okay now ray?
Ray: Yea
W: Alright that's what i like to hear! *turns back to roc* Now as for YOU roc, I want you to apologize to ray fro choking him. *yells angrily again* YOU COULD HAVE KILLED HIM..
Roc: *sucks teeth* He started it...
W: *blinks angrily at roc* EXCUSE ME??? DO YOU WANT TO REPHRASE YOUR STATEMENT YOUNG MAN???
Roc: Yes sir. *turns to ray* Yooo ray, i'm sorry for choking you. I didn't mean to do it. But i didn't like how you just took my phone and read what was private to me aloud for others to hear.
Ray tries to look meet roc's eyes but feels guilty doing so...after all he was right
Ray: *looks in roc's eyes* Hey and umm, i just wanted to say that i'm sorry as well for reading your texts. You know *looks at the floor* I shouldn't have done that *rubs arm and looks back at roc* and ummm i just wanted to say I am truly sorry.
Roc: *awkward* Soooooo are we cool again??? *walks up to ray and invites him to with a fist about to dap his bro*
Ray slowly grins cuz they are close bros with a tight bond
Ray receives the dap and they have their little 30 sec dap session as everyone in the room was happy. Princeton was shedding a tear but lied and said something was caught in his eye. Yeaaaa RIGHT, he was moved by ray royal's brotherly love, lol
Walter went up to ray royal and threw his arms over their shoulders and faced princeton and prod.
W: Well, i'm glad that you guys handle that like real gentleman. I'm not sure WHAT had started it but I hope it never happens again.......right roc? *looks at roc*
Roc: *snap out of zone* Right sir.
Walter looked ray waiting for him to respond
Ray: *looks at walter* Yes, it will never happen again...*looks at roc* We promise *winks at roc* *roc winks back at ray*
Prod wipes his mouth and notices that ray and roc just winked at each other and says aloud
Prod: I just missed what COMPLETELY just happened here.
W: *claps hands together* ALRIGHT! Well i hope you guys had breakfast cuz you all STINK--
Ray: NO-I didn't have breakfast.
Princeton: I don't stink. Cuz i just took a shower a few minutes ago
W: Well ok, ray, roc and prod you guys need to get dressed so we can talk business.
Ray, Roc and Prod: *replies in unison* OKAY
W: WAIT! Who said they didn't have breakfast yet?
Ray: ME!
W: Why not? Didn't i say earlier that you were supposed to use this time to fix yourselves something to eat?
Roc: YES
Ray turns to roc
R: Shhhhh. (at roc) *talks to walter* Yesss, but um...You see sir I wuz about to until SOMEBODYYYYYY who shall remain nameless (cuz i don't know who did it yet) ate ALLLLLL my taco meat for breakfast or dinner, lunch or something, cuz i just don't see it in the friderator and i SWEAR i had me some taco meat in there enough to make me some tacos when i was ready to make some more.
Walt folded his arms at ray with a smile cuz he heard this story like a million times.
W: Oh, so that ground beef that was just sitting in the fridge for two whole weeks was yours???
Ray: *nervous to hear the answer* Yeaaaaa why?
W: Because I threw that shit out.
Ray: *disheartned and shouts* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ray: *changes tone and gets mad* WHATCHU DO DAT FOR?
W: Ray maaaan, I'm sorry to tell you this but if meat like that sits out for more than five days, it's no good. That's something that should be cooked as soon as possible when you take it from the freezer and have it thawed out in the friderator.
Ray: *unaware and learns something new* Oh
W: *tries to cheer ray up* But don't worry little man, we can go grocery shopping after we talk about or upcoming tour. How does that sound?
Ray perks up
Ray: *excited* THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!! :))
W: *smiles* Well you guys take care of your of this kitchen, get dressed and meet me in the living room in half an hour ok?
MB: *shouts in unison* OKAYYYY!!!
*end of chapter 1*
Craig Crippen Jr as himself(18)
Chresanto August as himself(18)
Rayan Lopez as himself(18)
Jacob Perez as himself(18)
Christopher Maurice Brown(Chris Brown) as himself(23)
Rita as Teddy Ariel Brown "daughter of Chris Brown"(16)
Introduction:Teddy Ariel Brown is a new girl in Academy Arts HighSchool now everyone knows not to f*ck with the new girl everyone except Chresanto August himself a18 year old player who f*cks every broad who wants him.What happens when Teddy begins to fall in love Chresanto?Will he change his ways or break Teddy's heart?
Name-Teddy
Age-16
Eye Color-Chestnut Brown
Height-5'0ft
Weight-100 pounds
Secret Crush-Chresanto August
Favorite Websites-Instagram,Twitter,Tumblr,and Kik