Setting: Michael is 28 years old and he lives in a upscale home which he shares with his beautiful, but very snooty, stuck up girlfriend and cheating girlfriend(which michael doesnt know about the muiltiple boyfriends she has had on the side). Anyways today michael is in for a BIG surprise..........
Girlfriend: Mikey baby im home!
Michael: Michael walks up to girlfriend and kisses her Well how did your checkup go??
Girlfriend: Oh it was fine........i have a surprise for you later. gives michael a playful wink
Michael: Ooh i cant wait.
That night Michael and his girlfriend have a candle lit dinner out on the back veranda of their home
Michael: So you said you had a surprise for me?Michael smiles and takes a sip of his win
Girlfriend: Yes i do....are you ready for it?
Michael nods
Girlfriend: Well it may come as a shock but................IM PERGNET!!!!!
Michael's mouth falls open.....
Michael: thats....wow thats great...i'll be right back...this deserves some really speacial wine....Michael gets up and begins to walk into the house
Girlfriend: Michael i cant drink im pergnet...
Michael: The wines for me mainly...not for you. Michael dissappers into the house, while he is in the kitchen he remembers something...and then walked back outside
Michael: Hey babe i can i ask you something?
Girlfriend: Sure you can ask me anything.
Michael: how can i be the father of your baby when we've never had sex?
Girlfriend: Shit!
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Girlfriend: Mikey baby im home!
Michael: Michael walks up to girlfriend and kisses her Well how did your checkup go??
Girlfriend: Oh it was fine........i have a surprise for you later. gives michael a playful wink
Michael: Ooh i cant wait.
That night Michael and his girlfriend have a candle lit dinner out on the back veranda of their home
Michael: So you said you had a surprise for me?Michael smiles and takes a sip of his win
Girlfriend: Yes i do....are you ready for it?
Michael nods
Girlfriend: Well it may come as a shock but................IM PERGNET!!!!!
Michael's mouth falls open.....
Michael: thats....wow thats great...i'll be right back...this deserves some really speacial wine....Michael gets up and begins to walk into the house
Girlfriend: Michael i cant drink im pergnet...
Michael: The wines for me mainly...not for you. Michael dissappers into the house, while he is in the kitchen he remembers something...and then walked back outside
Michael: Hey babe i can i ask you something?
Girlfriend: Sure you can ask me anything.
Michael: how can i be the father of your baby when we've never had sex?
Girlfriend: Shit!
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Joe Jackson says his heavy parental hand kept Michael Jackson away from gangs.
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The interview with Joe was shot by Jacksonsecretvault.com over the summer and will be used as part of a movie Katherine Jackson is producing with Howard Mann.
In the clip, an interviewer asks Joe what he thinks about Michael's past comments about Joe's parenting -- alluding to allegations of physical abuse. Joe says, "I had to be like that because when raising him, in those days, so many gangs out there getting into trouble, going to jail. Most of them are dead now. He didn't have to worry about that."
The interviewer also asked if Joe had any regrets, "No! They tried to make a big issue when I spanked Michael or some of the kids, ya know? Just like they didn't spank their kids when they did wrong. The media twists everything."
Indeed.
0904_joe_jackson_video
The interview with Joe was shot by Jacksonsecretvault.com over the summer and will be used as part of a movie Katherine Jackson is producing with Howard Mann.
In the clip, an interviewer asks Joe what he thinks about Michael's past comments about Joe's parenting -- alluding to allegations of physical abuse. Joe says, "I had to be like that because when raising him, in those days, so many gangs out there getting into trouble, going to jail. Most of them are dead now. He didn't have to worry about that."
The interviewer also asked if Joe had any regrets, "No! They tried to make a big issue when I spanked Michael or some of the kids, ya know? Just like they didn't spank their kids when they did wrong. The media twists everything."
Indeed.