Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009) was an American recording artist, entertainer and businessman. The seventh child of the Jackson family, he debuted on the professional music scene at the age of 11 as a member of The Jackson 5 in 1969, and began a solo career in 1971 while still a member of the group. Referred to as the «King of Pop»[2] in subsequent years, his 1982 Thriller is the world’s best-selling record of all time[3] and four other solo studio albums are also among the world’s best-selling records: Off the Wall (1979), Bad (1987), Dangerous (1991) and HIStory (1995).
In a shocking revelation that has shocked the shocked world of show business, already reeling from shock, it was revealed today that Michael Jackson is not dead after all.
A jubilant Michael Jackson returned to the world's stage to thank everyone for buying his albums and securing him every slot in the top 100.
He said that he needed the money, and the best way to do it was to fake his own death so that he could sell shed loads of albums. This, he felt, was far more ethical than either to go into hiding and get his family to claim death insurance or to bankrupt a bank and live off a £700,000 pension for the remainder of his life.
To celebrate, he put on a special concert at the arena in his NeverNeverLand home featuring a 3-hour set of some of his most famous songs.
Sadly, however, during one of his moonwalk routines, he backed into a stack of amplifiers at the corner of the stage that collapsed on him, killing him instantly.
A jubilant Michael Jackson returned to the world's stage to thank everyone for buying his albums and securing him every slot in the top 100.
He said that he needed the money, and the best way to do it was to fake his own death so that he could sell shed loads of albums. This, he felt, was far more ethical than either to go into hiding and get his family to claim death insurance or to bankrupt a bank and live off a £700,000 pension for the remainder of his life.
To celebrate, he put on a special concert at the arena in his NeverNeverLand home featuring a 3-hour set of some of his most famous songs.
Sadly, however, during one of his moonwalk routines, he backed into a stack of amplifiers at the corner of the stage that collapsed on him, killing him instantly.