Mermaids I mean who doesnt like them they swim gracefully swifly and elagent as their bodys take a lifetime experience that hardly anyone has experienced.I will tell you about all the latest ways on how to become a mermaid .This was recomended by a scientist in 2007 .He said that to become a mermaid you must insert fish blood into your vains with a syringe you can not drink it because it will just end up trvelling through you digestive system and the blood will not get anywhere aprt from down the sewage sytem and I would not recomend this to anyone because it is hazadus but if you really want to try it out get some safety measures first because if something did happen you would need to sort it out and fast and if you are absoulutely desperrate to try this out get a specialist such as a paramedic to stand by just incase .