if you woke up in the morning, and mephiles and shadow where unexpetedly haveing a battle inside your house what would u do?

*punches Shadow in the face* I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Me: *wakes up and hears annoying things coming from the living room*
Shadow and Meph: *Fighting*
Me: *Fachepalms* I'm goinmg bk to bed... *yawns and Mephiles kills Shadow*

Me:...Ok i'm gonna say this slowly so your tiny brains can understand *ahem* What.in.god's.name.are.you.doing.in.my.HOUSE!?!?
Mephiles:Wait a minute... Do i know this female mortal from somewhere? She seems familiar...
Oh now i remember I tried to kill you when you were an infant by drowning you in the pool... GRR!
but your half human father saved you from my clutches! I also tried to kill you in your sleep by sending Tails doll, but yet shadow attacked it and that blue annoyance whisked you away before it could even touch you.
Me:But why me? what did i do?
Mephiles:The reason why is because you are suppose to help the meddling hedgehogs to defeat me and a few other evil ones. That's why i tried to kill you and stop the event from happening.
Shadow:*grabs my hand* CHAOS CONTROL! *warps me to mobius*
End... of part 1

i would wake up and walk up to mephiles, tap him on the sholder and say "Leave my Shadow alone YOU fucking angel of death!!!" and then flip him off and take out a rocket launcher and blow his ass to Hell.

Battle? RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN

me:*wakes up*
mephiles and shadow:*battling*
me:*kicks shadow in the face and hugs mephiles*:D

Me (yawns): Aaah. Another day, anot- wait, what is that sound?
(sound gets louder and louder)
Me: What the...
(I open door. See Shadow and Mephiles duking it out.)
Me: Gyaaaaaaaaaa... (gawks) What... the...
Mephiles: Go to oblivion!
Shadow: Chaos Control!
(A large explosion occurs.)
Me: (gawks more and sighs.) Sigh. Okay... looks like I have to break THIS up again.
(I transform into and orange hedgehog.)
Me: Rrrgh... if you won't get out, looks like we have to do this the hard way. (Takes out Chaos Emerald from "toy" chest) Chaos CONTROL!
(I put on a large suit of armor made of energy and beat the heck out of Shadow and Mephiles. Shadow and Mephiles are scared and run for their lives to fight somewhere else.)
Shadow: Okay, okay, we'll leave you alone!
Mephiles: Yeah! Sheesh.

thats simple, i would grab some popcorn and watch

Transform into my transformation Oscar the hedgehog and help mephiles

I would probably faint.

Transform 2 my super Kristen the Hedgehog and help shadow fight mephiles. If u want 2 hurt shadow u haft 2 go threw me first!!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU!! (Throws dolls at them)

Wakes up angry
me:YOU TWO CUT IT OUT!
Mephilies:NO IM GOING GOING TO-i pull his ear OW OW OW
Shadow:Ha!pull his ear to ow ow ow
me:NOW FIGHT TO THE DEATH WHEN IM UP GOT IT!!
Mephlies and sahdow :Yes mam

considering the fact that I respect both of them. I WILL TURN IT INTO A THREE WAY BATTLE. FIGHT TO THE DEATH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

3 endings:
A-me:shut up!!!!!!!
Meph:no
Shadow:........
Me:*bites his ear*
Meph:ow ow!
Shadow:*sweating....must laugh!!*pffthahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
Me:*tugs him to the door....*throws him out an stay out!!!me and shadow hang out and end up dating

B-same story as A just with shadow out and meph in
C-me:*groan*what the hel-huh?!ohh a fight!*eyes glow red with anticipation*
Shadow:???
Memphiles:why did you stop fighting?
Shadow:she's up.....were going*gulp*to die
Me:oh shadow you know me do well that I hate to wake up this early if this fight wasn't interesting I would kill you both but I like this fight so carry on!oh wait not yet!i need popcorn and treats!*big chao like grin**goes to kitchen and comes back with popcorn and candy*carry on!
Shadow:...*nods*chaos sphere!
Mephiles:*turns to liquid*come behind shadow and attacks*
Me:*sweatdrop*
Shaodow noticed and turned around
Me:yay!^_^

Kill Shadow cuz he messin with Mephy...I'll kill him!

kick Mephiles on his face"Take Shadow from his chest fur and kiss him on the lips for 5 minutes and then when I stop I am saying him:Relax , he is dead.We can kiss for all the day long.And Shadow answers:I was thinking just the same.Now let's get out of here."looks at dead Mephiles"It smells losery round here.

I would just be like "Dafauq is dis?"