Here is a review of the season opener of bones written by a girl whos never seen it before:
My 11 yr old cousin, promised her mom and me, she would watch Bones for us-we were complaining because we had class. Here is her recap, this was her first time watching, but she knows the main characters from her mom. Here goes-
Bones:Ms. Bones is pregnant but she and Mr. Booth aren't happy. She had a bad day, she was in a dark cave all by herself, she couldn't get anybody to stay in the cave with her. They were all too scared. A witch kept following her around trying to get her to play cards with her. Everytime the witch talked to her, Ms. Bones wanted to cry. She had a fight with this huge guy and Booth almost shot her, but lucky he missed. She was bleeding because the man almost cut off her arm.
Booth: Mr. Booth was homeless and sleeping on Ms. Bones sofa, but his mom must of got him a job, because he started working with her as a police. His mom didn't like it when Bones and the guy who looks like Uncle Craig (Jack) made fun of Booth being sick and kinda slow. She and M. Booth are close cause he got in her ugly car, it's a no name car and he didn't even try to hide so nobody could see him. He felt bad that he almost killed Bones, but she told him, he killed the bad guy and not Bones. She made him go home and change his shirt. He wore girl socks, probably because he's still kinda sick.
Angela: Angela had on a totally hot dress and boots.
Cam: Ms. Cam got scared because she thought Booth was sick again. But he's not, so she was okay.
The show was pretty sad.
here's what really happened; first of all bones is not pregant. She was in booths coma Dream which was what they were talking about. The 'cave' was a crime scene and that's why everyone left and 'the witch' is a claravoyent who says some things that makes brennan emotional.
Booth was never close to hitting bones and hé was sad because brennan Got stabbed in the arm before hé came - oh and the arm wasn't about to Fall off :p
Booth was not homeless hé just waited for bones ón her Office couch and hé has always worked for the FBI. His 'mom' is a lawyer they work with called Caroline and booth always have colored socks ón even before hé had brain surgery.
And I'm LMAO by the car comment and that Bones is a sad show as a conclusion xD
My 11 yr old cousin, promised her mom and me, she would watch Bones for us-we were complaining because we had class. Here is her recap, this was her first time watching, but she knows the main characters from her mom. Here goes-
Bones:Ms. Bones is pregnant but she and Mr. Booth aren't happy. She had a bad day, she was in a dark cave all by herself, she couldn't get anybody to stay in the cave with her. They were all too scared. A witch kept following her around trying to get her to play cards with her. Everytime the witch talked to her, Ms. Bones wanted to cry. She had a fight with this huge guy and Booth almost shot her, but lucky he missed. She was bleeding because the man almost cut off her arm.
Booth: Mr. Booth was homeless and sleeping on Ms. Bones sofa, but his mom must of got him a job, because he started working with her as a police. His mom didn't like it when Bones and the guy who looks like Uncle Craig (Jack) made fun of Booth being sick and kinda slow. She and M. Booth are close cause he got in her ugly car, it's a no name car and he didn't even try to hide so nobody could see him. He felt bad that he almost killed Bones, but she told him, he killed the bad guy and not Bones. She made him go home and change his shirt. He wore girl socks, probably because he's still kinda sick.
Angela: Angela had on a totally hot dress and boots.
Cam: Ms. Cam got scared because she thought Booth was sick again. But he's not, so she was okay.
The show was pretty sad.
here's what really happened; first of all bones is not pregant. She was in booths coma Dream which was what they were talking about. The 'cave' was a crime scene and that's why everyone left and 'the witch' is a claravoyent who says some things that makes brennan emotional.
Booth was never close to hitting bones and hé was sad because brennan Got stabbed in the arm before hé came - oh and the arm wasn't about to Fall off :p
Booth was not homeless hé just waited for bones ón her Office couch and hé has always worked for the FBI. His 'mom' is a lawyer they work with called Caroline and booth always have colored socks ón even before hé had brain surgery.
And I'm LMAO by the car comment and that Bones is a sad show as a conclusion xD