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A/N: !HALF BLOOD PRINCE SPOILERS! This is a little something I whipped up of a Romione fanfic from Lavender's perspective. Different, right?
All rights to Harry Potter belong to the lovely and talented J.K. Rowling.
I am his girlfriend! Does that make me a bad person? It's not my fault that he and that-that Granger cow stopped talking to each other once we started dating! She spends half of her time looking depressed and I can hear her crying in the dormitory at night! When will that girl learn that Won-Won is mine?
And now that he's gotten poisoned! Oh, I don't know why no one told me right away! The nerve of some people! And speaking of nerve-She thinks that after weeks of not speaking to him, weeks of not even acknowledging that Won-Won was even there, Granger thinks that she can just be all matey with him now, and maybe even a little flirty!
Who does she think she is? No one likes her; she's just an ugly old bookworm who thinks she knows everything! Just because she can answer almost all of the questions in class, she thinks she's better than everyone else! At least I'm better than her in Divination. Granger doesn't have the brilliant Inner Eye that I do. At least she's not better than me at that!
Did I mention how she thinks Ron is hers? I was up in the dormitory one night, because I couldn't sleep, and Granger was fast asleep in her bed. Then-you'll never guess what I heard! It was despicable! Ooooh, I don't even want to say it, but I will. "Ron…I love you too, Ron…" The nerve! Dreaming about my Won-Won!
He seems to be avoiding me now. Whenever I go to visit him in the hospital, he's sleeping! I'm beginning to think that he's faking it. It must be that Granger girl! Has she slipped him a love potion? That must be it! There's no other way that Won-Won would start to avoid me, of all people! Why not avoid Granger?
However, I notice that when I do see Ron, he's a little happier than he was. He used to glance at Hermione from across the common room when she was doing her work and sigh as if he thought I wouldn't notice. I just realized I called her Hermione and not Granger…Maybe I should break up with Won-Won.
If it makes him happy.
A/N: !HALF BLOOD PRINCE SPOILERS! This is a little something I whipped up of a Romione fanfic from Lavender's perspective. Different, right?
All rights to Harry Potter belong to the lovely and talented J.K. Rowling.
I am his girlfriend! Does that make me a bad person? It's not my fault that he and that-that Granger cow stopped talking to each other once we started dating! She spends half of her time looking depressed and I can hear her crying in the dormitory at night! When will that girl learn that Won-Won is mine?
And now that he's gotten poisoned! Oh, I don't know why no one told me right away! The nerve of some people! And speaking of nerve-She thinks that after weeks of not speaking to him, weeks of not even acknowledging that Won-Won was even there, Granger thinks that she can just be all matey with him now, and maybe even a little flirty!
Who does she think she is? No one likes her; she's just an ugly old bookworm who thinks she knows everything! Just because she can answer almost all of the questions in class, she thinks she's better than everyone else! At least I'm better than her in Divination. Granger doesn't have the brilliant Inner Eye that I do. At least she's not better than me at that!
Did I mention how she thinks Ron is hers? I was up in the dormitory one night, because I couldn't sleep, and Granger was fast asleep in her bed. Then-you'll never guess what I heard! It was despicable! Ooooh, I don't even want to say it, but I will. "Ron…I love you too, Ron…" The nerve! Dreaming about my Won-Won!
He seems to be avoiding me now. Whenever I go to visit him in the hospital, he's sleeping! I'm beginning to think that he's faking it. It must be that Granger girl! Has she slipped him a love potion? That must be it! There's no other way that Won-Won would start to avoid me, of all people! Why not avoid Granger?
However, I notice that when I do see Ron, he's a little happier than he was. He used to glance at Hermione from across the common room when she was doing her work and sigh as if he thought I wouldn't notice. I just realized I called her Hermione and not Granger…Maybe I should break up with Won-Won.
If it makes him happy.