The HIMYMD (How I Met Your Mother Dictionary) was first published in 2009. The HIMYMD is a compilation of words the etymology of which can be found in the roots of How I Met Your Mother history. All of the following was written by the fabulous writers of How I Met Your Mother, we are just putting it into one big list.If you wish to make a contribution to the HIMYMD, by all means add your word to the list in the form of a comment.

The Official How I Met Your Mother Dictionary

Awesome (adj):Inspiring awe. Ex:How's not playing Laser tag because playing laser tag is awesome!

Battleship (Noun): 1....

I guess you would classify this aS a fanfic,its called "The Curse Of The Hourglass",i hate the title so if anyone has an idea for a new title pls let me know.I had randomly came up w/this poem and i realized that after the 1st 3 lines it was perfect for these two. so yea.here we go..(ps:i'd really appriciate comments,critism is welcome& somethings arent captialized just b/c i like them that way)

"The Curse Of The Hourglass"

isn’t it ironic, yeah how we both live in a world of gin and tonic yeah.
This is just perfect, you and me.
We don’t need to feel any better.
We don’t need some secret...

The way I see things
if I were Ted,
You'd be Robin.
All a series of broken strings.

I don't get a choice, not this time.
I'll always come back to you, no matter what.
Love is the best thing we do.
It’s our drive. To envy, lust and crime.

It's not love if I pick another.
It's not love. Not meant to be,
something silly. Forced upon, not by destiny.
You know it’s true. We've chemistry. You're not just a number.

No, it's not wise or safe to think of you -
Especially because we're not likely to ever happen.
Then why do I choose to torture myself?
Why do I aim at catching a bird, when it has already flew?...