Questions:

1) What is an EEG used for?
a) To search for problems with the Liver
b) To search for problems in the Brain
c) To search for problems with the Heart
d) To search for problems with the Lungs

2) What are palpitations?
a) Weird heart rhythms
b) Purplish spots that appear because of liver damage
c) Shortness of breath
d) Cysts that appear on the lungs

3) Most common cause for a fever?
a) Virus
b) Fungus
c) Bacteria
d) Toxins

4) What is an infarction?
a) A muscle spasm consistent with a stroke
b) Dead cell tissue in an organ caused by a lack of blood supply
c) A clot in the bloodstream that denies access to the liver
d) A tumor cell that is positioned within bone marrow

5) What is Lupus?
a) An infection
b) A genetic disorder
c) A parasite
d) A autoimmune disorder

6) What organ has failed if the patient has yellow eyes?
a) Liver
b) Kidneys
c) Lungs
d) Pancreas

7) What organ has failed if the patient has brown urine?
a) Liver
b) Kidneys
c) Lungs
d) Pancreas

8) What is Huntington’s?
a) A genetic heart defect
b) A genetic defect in protein synthesis
c) A genetic neurological disorder
d) An autoimmune disease

9) What does CIPA do to a patient?
a) Paralyzes them
b) Causes their liver to fail
c) The patient cannot feel pain
d) Causes their white count to drop

10) The blood pressure should go up when a patient stands.
a) True
b) False

11) When a patient is anemic what does this mean?
a) Level of white blood cells too low
b) Level of red blood cells too low
c) Level of platelets too low
d) Level of neurons too low

12) HIV and AIDS are the same thing
a) True
b) False

13) What is the main purpose of bone marrow?
a) Holding the body upright
b) A part of the CNS (central nervous system)
c) Produces new blood cells
d) Gets rid of waste

14) What is the scan used to check for breast cancer?
a) An ECG
b) A CT
c) MRI
d) Mammmogram

15) What should never be placed in an MRI?
a) Metal
b) Plastic
c) An open cut
d) Bandages

16) What does an Endocrinologist specialize in?
a) The Brain
b) The Immune system
c) Hormones
d) The Pancreas

17) Which of these is not an STD?
a) Gonorrhea
b) Syphilis
c) Chlamydia
d) Meningitis

18) What is a pleural effusion?
a) Another name for a stroke
b) Liquid filling the lungs
c) When the veins and the arteries merge together
d) A diagnostic test used to determine blood work

19) What is a placebo?
a) Another word for a narcotic
b) Another word for a opiate
c) Pseudo-medication that makes the patient feel better
d) Another word for a neurological sympton

20) What is Munchausen’s Syndrome?
a) a psychiatric condition where patients fake being sick
b) a condition where the clotting system in the body goes haywire
c) a condition where a male fetus is resistant to the effects of testosterone
d) a rare form of histiocytosis that affects the long bones of the skeleton

Please tell me if there is a mistake in any of these questions...I'm not perfect nor do I have a medical degree.

Alright then, we have the results of the first quiz taker:

PLH

PLH recieved a 65% which makes her a *drum roll*

CHASE

Here'a little picture for a prize:
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Well I clearly rock =D

Time for Cuddles, jesus she owned that test!!!

Cuddles scored a 90% making her a *drum roll*

House

Here's a little prize picture:
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Oyyy I am House?

House:
*looks and laughs at her*
JK

xDDD

Now its Cocacola's turn!!!!!

Cocacola scored a 70%
That makes her a *drum roll*

FOREMAN

Here's a little prize:
link

Alright now for Houseluva8

Houseluva8 scored a 70%
That makes her a *drum roll*

FOREMAN

Here's a little prize:
link

Pottergal's time for the spotlight!

Pottergal scored a 80%
That makes her a *drum roll*

KUTNER

Here's a little pressie:
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LMAO. Yay, Kutner! I love that pressie btw. So cute. ;)

Now we've got cathcuddy!

Cathcuddy scored a 90%
That makes her a *drum roll*

HOUSE

Here's a present from me to you:
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yay! thanks XD awesome icon =P

XxX

Onto midnyle007

midyle007 scored a 85%
That makes them a *drum roll*

KUTNER

This one is just for you:
link

aww, thanks. That was a great pic.

Here comes Ellen-smile's!

Ellen-smile scored a 70%
This makes them a *drum roll*

FOREMAN

I feel like freaking Santa Claus:
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haha :]
thank you.

Lol you smarties need to score lower, or I need to make the questions more difficult, or I'll never get to use pretty Cuddy icons! ><

Anyways for those of you who are finished, maybe you will find this interesting, its a medical review of each of the episodes of House MD, its where I got some inspiration for questions.

link

But seriously I might have to make it harder, I want to use Cuddy at least once!

=) A 70 isn't too bad. =)
Thanks.
make it harder and i'll try again! I'll probably get a cuddy icon ;)

Woohoo, I'm a Foreman. *high fives houseluva and ellen smile*

Time for applepie1890

applepie1890 recieved a 80%
That makes them a *drum roll*

KUTNER

Happy holidays:
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Misanthrope86's turn!

Missy recieved a score of 95%!
That makes her a *drum roll*

HOUSE

Yay I can give a House icon:
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OM I'm sure you'll use Cuddy with me =P

EnjoyHuddy's turn!

EnjoyHuddy recieved a score of 70%
That makes her a *drum roll*

FOREMAN

So off to find another Foreman icon:
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wow Kutner :D *giving high fives to midnyte007 n PotterGal :DDD *

And now for elenita_93!

elenita_93 scored a 85%

That makes you a *drum roll*

KUTNER

Dear lord we are getting too many Kutners:
link

Its Babybell's turn in the spotlight!

BB scored a 55%
That makes her a *drum roll*

TAUB

Yay our first Taub!!!:
link

woooh!!
Taubness!!

LOL! xD I like Kutner B)

aghh, Enjoyhuddy you got the best Foreman one!

Here's another one! Everythingmatters

Everythingmatters scored a 80%
That means she is a *drum roll*

KUTNER

Okay I'm sick of Kutner icons, I'm giving you a Cameron icon because I know you love her :)
link

And HuddyCrazy1331 has joined the band wagon!

Huddycrazy1331 scored a 90%
That means she's a *bored of drum roll so now rather pathetic metallic traingle sound*

HOUSE

And here's a lovely House icon for you!
link

Yer 80%, not bad!
AND a cameron icon!!!! im soooo happy!!! thanks OM you are the best!!! :D

We are all ''Kutners'' xD

club Foreman, yeahhhh!

Am I all alone in my Chase-dom??

is oldmovie aware that she is separating the House spot into categories of "rank"? before we know it there could be forums that say things like "No Camerons Aloud" and there could be mass segregation on fanpop. All in all, I think we should say that everyone here is perfect and smart in their own special way despite what grade they actually got on the quiz, as to avoid any left out House fans.

Just kidding, what you're doing is perfectly fine oldmovie. I think I made a speech similar to this when my class was discussing test grades. So incase you didn't notice the "just kidding" thing above, I'm not serious about that little speech of mine. I was just fooling around. :)

Lol I was actually laughing through that cocacola ;)

You actually have a point, but if those fanpoppers of which you speak do discriminate against other users who have ranks of character, where do I fit then, since I cannot have a character?

O_____O I MADE CUDDY THE STUPID FANS!!! *facepalm* I'm kidding you're not stupid if you get Cuddy. O_____o

*wants to re-adjust figures so that Dr. Buffer is the last dr and keeps the rank of Cuddy for herself* muwhahahaha

OMFG I GOT A 90!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *feels so smarticle* xDDDD I learn most of this stuff when I go to the hospital with my bro :)

And oh OM, giving me a prize with House writing that on the board, how thoughtful!! You know me so well!! xDDDDD

for some reason my Foreman icon won't load. :(

Lol I should just make the icons personal shouldn't I? In that case I'll go get new icons for everyone lol *hopes she knows everyone well enough to do that*


Anyways heeeresjoyce wants a crack at it!

heeeresjoyce scored a 80%

That means your a *drum roll is back*

KUTNER

hhhmmmm a personalized icon search for heeeresjoyce:
link

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! That's so sweet of you OM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm, there are tons of Kutners aren't there? Oh well, that just means we can take over the world - er - I mean read to the blind more.

And yay! My icon! :D

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I cant believe I'm a House. I'm such a narcissistic pain in the ass. xDDDDDDDDD Which is sort of ironic because today my dad described me as House described Cuddy in Humpty Dumpty with the whole "you see the world as it is and you see the world as it could be" except he said it a little differently (and in French XDD), but it kinda scared me so I asked him is he was watching House and he asked me what's House? XDDDDDDDD

Here are everyone's new personalized icons based on what I know about you and the characters/ships you like :)

PLH- link

Cuddles- link

Cocacola-
link

Houseluva8- link

Pottergal-
link

CathCuddy- link

midnyle007- link

ellen-smile- link

applepie1890- link

misanthrope86- link

enjoyhuddy-
link

elenita_93-
link

Babybell- link

Lol I actually have a better one for heeeresjoyce because I remembered you liked the office and stumbled upon this one!

link

OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! I LUV THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDD Hope no one minds me borrowing some of these <______< XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

*high fives all my fellow Kutners* woot

*high fives fellow Houses*... i sound like a nutjob high fiving ppl's houses XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Thank god Kutner isn't named Cutter. It would be weird for me to say "High fives all my fellow Cutters"