What about:
1. House: [feeling Cuddy's ass] One small feel for man. One huge ass for mankind.
2. Dr. Cameron: Could we talk about her health instead of her breasts?
House: Could be relevant. Come on Cameron, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Many women develop breasts.
3. House: [to Cameron] I hired you because you look good. It's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby.
"The hair makes you look like a hooker. I like it." (to Cameron, The Right Stuff)
"Happens often in high anxiety situation, especially to women. Now it sounds sexist, but science says you're weak and soft. What can I do?" (Airborne)
(wheelchair scene, Needle in a Haystack)
Whitner: I’m not worried. From what I hear, what you lack in shame, you also lack in willpower.
House: My will may be weak but my backbone is strong. And pain-free now that I’ve stopped using the cane. Of course it’s harder to look down Cuddy’s shirt. But then the vantage point on her ass is much improved. But then that’s just me – always looking on the bright side. I’m the guy who said her c-cups are half full.
