Hetalia Ask Germany

Germany_APH posted on Aug 15, 2012 at 04:30AM
Ja, I thought I might as vhell answer a few questions...Ask away.
Ja, I thought I might as vhell answer a few questions...Ask away.

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over a year ago ErnieHannah333 said…
@Germany, I guess Denmark steals all your marzipan or something....
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
@Cyrus49 .___. Isn't zhat zhe whole point of kissing? I don't know... Maybe... Probably not. I think. Perhaps. It'd be awfully weird.

@demigod324 I'm not sure... South Italy, I guess.. It's better to be allies with someone zhan enemies.
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
hmmm
@Ernie *shrug* I guess..?
over a year ago snakelollies said…
smirk
Germany! What would you do if Prussia suddenly started dancing ,like in the video, in front of you? I mean if he did that " pole " dance thing?
over a year ago cyrus498 said…
@ germany! since einstein helped america create the nuke and he is from germany is the nuke yours or america's?
over a year ago snakelollies said…
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Ok...........Maybe my first question wasn't a proper one...Germany....what would you do if I dared you to eat 20 scones from......England!.......by the way I love Germany!!!!! (SALUTES)
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
@snakelollies *eyetwitch* It's fine... fine... Aber, I'd tell him to GET OFF ZHE DAMN POLE.
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Und to answer your second question. I'd do it. I think I can survive it... I hope. <__<

@Cyrus498 Hmm... I believe it's mein. Or both... It can go eizher vhay.
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@snakelollies *eyetwitch* It's fine... fine... Aber, I'd tell him to GET OFF ZHE DAMN POLE. 
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over a year ago snakelollies said…
I love that picture!!!!!
over a year ago snakelollies said…
smile
Ow yes!! Just remembered!(if it's okay with you to answer..) Id like to ask if you have tried Swiss Chocate?...........loves the Ludwig!
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
*bows* Danke very much~
I work hard on my crappy art. Italy says I should keep practising...

Und, swiss chocolate? I think I might've... I tasted some sort of chocolate like zhat, und it vhas amazing! So I suppose I do.
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*bows* Danke very much~ 
I work hard on my crappy art. Italy says I should keep practising... 

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over a year ago cyrus498 said…
hey germany if i dyed your hair pink would you slap me?
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
.____. Depends... If you're a male, zhen ja. But if not, Nein... I don't hit girls.

I'd dye it back. Und get you back somehow. Don't try it.
....Please?
over a year ago cyrus498 said…
you cant hit me! anyways do you prefer men or women?
over a year ago snakelollies said…
Your arts AWESOME!!!!!! I can not do that like my brother(Italy)........Could you tell what Wurst is?........Please...(high lights in z eyes!)
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
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....As in, my sexual orientation? Erm... Women.... But I've mostly grown up around men. I'm... erm... Ich bin wirklich schüchtern um Frauen, die älter als ich.

So.... Ja....
over a year ago demigod324 said…
Guten tag...or nox...or whatever time it is where you arw, anyways i wanted to know, what would you do if beer was banned in your country?
over a year ago cyrus498 said…
lol your shy around them?...and thought you were with italy!...would you date italy?
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
@snakelollies HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW.
Anyway, Wurst is a delicous food popular in my Country. It's a type of sausage.

[Danke again, aber I didn't make zhe second. Just zhe first. ;L ]
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@snakelollies HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW.
Anyway, Wurst is a delicous food popular in my Country. It's a ty
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
@demigod324 I vhould revolt. No such thing vhill happen on my watch.

@Cyrus *shrug* I, I don't know... I just... I don't know... I'm not talking about elderly women, but women zhat are around Prussia's age or something. I think it's because I feel less sophistocated, or overruled. I'm not entirely sure.... vermissen Hungary is alright, zhough. She feels like mein schwester. ^^
VHAIT.....

Ita-wha-who-how-------
NEIN. I AM NOT. VHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HOLLE NEIN I VHOULD NOT DATE ITALY.
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over a year ago cyrus498 said…
like wemon that are a year older than you? oh i see..hahaha overruled like you are small?
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
@cyrus
v___v Ja.
over a year ago cyrus498 said…
hahaha seems funny... if they banned sausage in germany and didnt have to be so touchy about you dateing italy
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
@Cyrus If they banned sausage UND beer? I couldn't take zhat... I'd die. >___< REVOLT.
heh, Sorry... I don't like absurdness sometimes. :<

I'm getting a lot of questions today....
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over a year ago cyrus498 said…
it wasnt absurd everybody knows you and italu are perfect for eachother! and we are all asking cuz we love you
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
@cyrus You're crazy~
Aber, I love you all back.
@cyrus You're crazy~
Aber, I love you all back.
over a year ago cyrus498 said…
AHHH WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM CRAZY! and aww*hugs*thank you
over a year ago demigod324 said…
Germany what would happen to you if Russia decided to occupy you,?how would you react?
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
@Cyrus *pats your back while hugging* Your welcome. ^^

@Demigod324 I'd be a bit vheirded out... He's zhe largest Country in the world, vhy would he want to live with me? ...I guess I'd let him... It depends. I already have Prussia living with me.
over a year ago cyrus498 said…
what would you do if i moved into your house!
over a year ago demigod324 said…
True, okay so what would you do if Sealand tried to invade you?( i'll be back in like 25 minutes, after i watch another episode of black butler to ask another question)
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over a year ago Germany_APH said…
@cyrus.
C: link

@Demigod I'd stop him. Salute him for trying. Give him tips to do better for next time zhen bring him home.
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over a year ago cyrus498 said…
okay im moveing in and what would you do if italy attacked you in the shower
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
@cyrus .___. Okay. I'll make room for you in Berlin.
Also.... I'd kick him zhe holle out of my shower und tell him to try again later. Seriously, verdammt... Who attacks a man in a shower?
over a year ago cyrus498 said…
yay! and i guess...italy attacks people in the shower right?
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
@cyrus Apparently so..... I don't know.
over a year ago cyrus498 said…
...so who all lives with you?
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
Prussia. Me. Und now you~
over a year ago cyrus498 said…
im going to sleep in a seprate bed from both of you!..is prussia nice?
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
Ja. He is, to me... He'll tell you about how awesome he is. Don't deny it.
Okay.. Zhat's enough questions for one day. Bp I'm going to bed, ask again tomorrow~
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over a year ago cyrus498 said…
goodnight germany!
over a year ago snakelollies said…
smile
What do you think of the movie War Horse?.........(can I live with all of you guys?...please?...)
over a year ago snakelollies said…
Good night! :{D. ( France's face)
over a year ago snakelollies said…
Tra la la la!!!!!
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
Trololololo llololo. ;P

@Snakelollies I don't know! I've never watched it.. But it looks interesting. ^^ (GAH, all four of us... Really? Errm..... SURE.
:> I have a big house, so Ja~ )
over a year ago demigod324 said…
hi germany*waves* what is your favorite food(besides wurst)
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
*waves back* Wurst vhould definately win, but besides zhat I'd have to say link It's amazing. ^^
over a year ago demigod324 said…
germany, how did you feel when italy betrayed you and joined the allies?
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
.___. Not amused. Slightly betrayed... Aber, that's a thing of the past now.
over a year ago demigod324 said…
Also, can i move in with you
over a year ago Germany_APH said…
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Maybe. I'll check how much room I have, exactly... Shyza, fan people are moving in with me... x3