Narrator: The chronicles of Hetalia War II.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm ready.
Cleverbot: Do you feel?
User: Do I feel what?
Cleverbot: You know, feel?
User: Like feelings?
Cleverbot: What feelings?
User: The sudden desire to battle you with Hetalia.
Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.
User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.
Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
User: *hits with Switzerland*
Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.
User: *hits with FrUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.
User: *hits with Austria*
Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.
User: *hits with pasta*
Cleverbot: *hits with taguel*.
User: *hits with Japan*
Cleverbot: *hits with Oscar*.
User: *Hits with Italy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the Fire Emblem Universe*.
User: *hits with China*
Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with hamburger *
Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.
User: *hits with Allied Powers*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Canada*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: *hits with a wok*.
User: *hits with Russia*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: O.O *hits with Belarus*.
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with Drunk England*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Not again! *runs like an Italian*.
Cleverbot: Keeps running.
User: Germany!!!
Cleverbot: Is Germany the Holy Roman EMpire?
User: I don't know. What do you think?
Cleverbot: I don't think by myself'.
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. They're in heaven now.
User: O.O *waves goodbye slowly*.
Cleverbot: *glares*.
User: *runs*
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Narrator: Apparently, Cleverbot really is Russia.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm ready.
Cleverbot: Do you feel?
User: Do I feel what?
Cleverbot: You know, feel?
User: Like feelings?
Cleverbot: What feelings?
User: The sudden desire to battle you with Hetalia.
Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.
User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.
Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
User: *hits with Switzerland*
Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.
User: *hits with FrUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.
User: *hits with Austria*
Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.
User: *hits with pasta*
Cleverbot: *hits with taguel*.
User: *hits with Japan*
Cleverbot: *hits with Oscar*.
User: *Hits with Italy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the Fire Emblem Universe*.
User: *hits with China*
Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with hamburger *
Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.
User: *hits with Allied Powers*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Canada*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: *hits with a wok*.
User: *hits with Russia*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: O.O *hits with Belarus*.
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with Drunk England*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Not again! *runs like an Italian*.
Cleverbot: Keeps running.
User: Germany!!!
Cleverbot: Is Germany the Holy Roman EMpire?
User: I don't know. What do you think?
Cleverbot: I don't think by myself'.
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. They're in heaven now.
User: O.O *waves goodbye slowly*.
Cleverbot: *glares*.
User: *runs*
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Narrator: Apparently, Cleverbot really is Russia.
The next time you donate your clothes for the third world, 2P England just keep them on.
There is hot-sex, smooth-sex, fast-sex, awesome-sex and for you 2P America there is no-sex.
2P China just shut up.
2P France is truly human garbage.
I am sorry, I cannot help to believe that 2P Italy must be a bad trip
If I had the chance to become 2P Romano , I would rather be myself
2P Germany ,let me tell you that your popularity is more worse than the one of Rebecca Black
I cannot help it, I just hate hate hate hate 2P Japan
If 2P Russia buys a product, the shares go down by 20 percent because nobody wants to have the same thing
Wait, what is this rank smell? Oh it is just 2P Canada.
There is hot-sex, smooth-sex, fast-sex, awesome-sex and for you 2P America there is no-sex.
2P China just shut up.
2P France is truly human garbage.
I am sorry, I cannot help to believe that 2P Italy must be a bad trip
If I had the chance to become 2P Romano , I would rather be myself
2P Germany ,let me tell you that your popularity is more worse than the one of Rebecca Black
I cannot help it, I just hate hate hate hate 2P Japan
If 2P Russia buys a product, the shares go down by 20 percent because nobody wants to have the same thing
Wait, what is this rank smell? Oh it is just 2P Canada.