Narrator: (Read in the Baka and Test narrator's voice) This is a tale of war. Not just any war, but a war between an AI and a bored Hetalian. Let the countries fly. And may the best fan win.
...
User: *hits with Hungarian frying pan*
Cleverbot: *hits with muffin tin*.
User: *hits with vital regions*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Allied Powers*.
User: *hits with Italy*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.
User: *Hits with France*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Su-san*.
User: *hits with Germany*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: *hits with dirt clod*.
User: *hits with Warsaw*
Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.
User: *hits with USUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with the Fire Emblem Universe*.
User: *hits with Denmark*
Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.
User: *hits with the Axis Powers*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Holy Rome*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Holy Rome*
Cleverbot: *hits with Xigbar and Arrowguns*.
User: *hits with hamburger*
Cleverbot: *hits with Flying Mint Bunny*.
User: You didn't!
Cleverbot: Why you were crying then?
User: ...*hits with Pictonians*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Oh dear. *Runs*.
...
Narrator: Well, would you look at that. Cleverbot was Russia all along. We wish you luck, Lilac.
(This was just a random experience I had with Cleverbot. XD
P.S. Does anyone know what the Fire Emblem Universe is? Apparently USUK disturbed Cleverbot enough he thought it warranted throwing the thing at me.)
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User: *hits with Hungarian frying pan*
Cleverbot: *hits with muffin tin*.
User: *hits with vital regions*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Allied Powers*.
User: *hits with Italy*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.
User: *Hits with France*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Su-san*.
User: *hits with Germany*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: *hits with dirt clod*.
User: *hits with Warsaw*
Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.
User: *hits with USUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with the Fire Emblem Universe*.
User: *hits with Denmark*
Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.
User: *hits with the Axis Powers*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Holy Rome*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Holy Rome*
Cleverbot: *hits with Xigbar and Arrowguns*.
User: *hits with hamburger*
Cleverbot: *hits with Flying Mint Bunny*.
User: You didn't!
Cleverbot: Why you were crying then?
User: ...*hits with Pictonians*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Oh dear. *Runs*.
...
Narrator: Well, would you look at that. Cleverbot was Russia all along. We wish you luck, Lilac.
(This was just a random experience I had with Cleverbot. XD
P.S. Does anyone know what the Fire Emblem Universe is? Apparently USUK disturbed Cleverbot enough he thought it warranted throwing the thing at me.)
The next time you donate your clothes for the third world, 2P England just keep them on.
There is hot-sex, smooth-sex, fast-sex, awesome-sex and for you 2P America there is no-sex.
2P China just shut up.
2P France is truly human garbage.
I am sorry, I cannot help to believe that 2P Italy must be a bad trip
If I had the chance to become 2P Romano , I would rather be myself
2P Germany ,let me tell you that your popularity is more worse than the one of Rebecca Black
I cannot help it, I just hate hate hate hate 2P Japan
If 2P Russia buys a product, the shares go down by 20 percent because nobody wants to have the same thing
Wait, what is this rank smell? Oh it is just 2P Canada.
There is hot-sex, smooth-sex, fast-sex, awesome-sex and for you 2P America there is no-sex.
2P China just shut up.
2P France is truly human garbage.
I am sorry, I cannot help to believe that 2P Italy must be a bad trip
If I had the chance to become 2P Romano , I would rather be myself
2P Germany ,let me tell you that your popularity is more worse than the one of Rebecca Black
I cannot help it, I just hate hate hate hate 2P Japan
If 2P Russia buys a product, the shares go down by 20 percent because nobody wants to have the same thing
Wait, what is this rank smell? Oh it is just 2P Canada.