It was the annual talent show and all the students from Hetalia University were being forced to perform any of their talents in front of the entire school. It was like a competition, because there were judges’ there to give out a first place ribbon to the person who had the best talent. All the classes headed toward the gym and sat down on the bleachers. People were performing in alphabetical order by their “names”. America you’re up” called the judges. “Present yourself to the school and tell us your talent” said the judges. America hoped onto the stage and said “hey doods I’m America and my talent is eating 100 hamburgers in under a minute”. “zats impossible “ Germany whispered to Italy. “ ok you have one minute the clock is ticking, so go” called the judges. America started gobbling up the hamburgers like a vacume. He was nearly done when the judges said “times up”. “aww, come on” said America disappointed. The 3 judges pulled up cards with a # on them. “5,4,6” I didn’t do so bad although a hero like me deserves better scores,” Called America. “Austria your next” yelled the judges impatiently. Austria walked up the stage and sat next to a piano. “uh-I’m Austria, Uh- and I will be expressing my feelings a- through a song” said Austria nervously. Austria began playing the piano, but since he was so nervous his song did not sound good at all. “ziz zounds like catz being dragged on a chalk board” said Germany. “It’s too much for my beautiful ears to handle” cried France. “TIMES UP” yelled the judges. “0,2,3 what kind of mockery is this, I’m out of here” said Austria angrily. “Canada you’re up next” called the judges. “Canada is Canada here” asked the judges. “Guess he’s not here” said the judges. “But I’m right here”, said Canada. “Denmark you’re up “they exclaimed. Denmark walked up the stage nervously. “Hi, Denmark here, uh-my talent is uh…..uh….um….singi..no…eating…nope….um….DANCING, yes my talent is dancing” lied Denmark. He started moving around and jumping, all of a sudden he tripped on his own feet. “OHONHONHON” laughed France. “Stop laughing” said Norway giving France a glare. “I’m ok” said Denmark. Denmark stood up and began hopping and turning once more. Unfortunately his shoe laces were untied and he tripped again, this time falling hard on the ground, rolling off the stage, and face planting on the floor. Norway ran over to Denmark to see if he was ok. “Are you ok” asked Norway. “ yes, I think” cried Denmark. Norway walked Denmark over to his seat. “Thanks” said Denmark. “Ok “said the judges, “up next is England”!”Hello I’m England and I’m going to be singing a special song dedicated to America here it goes”! Said England.... TO BE CONTINUED SOON...... :D
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I am sorry, I cannot help to believe that 2P Italy must be a bad trip
If I had the chance to become 2P Romano , I would rather be myself
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Wait, what is this rank smell? Oh it is just 2P Canada.
There is hot-sex, smooth-sex, fast-sex, awesome-sex and for you 2P America there is no-sex.
2P China just shut up.
2P France is truly human garbage.
I am sorry, I cannot help to believe that 2P Italy must be a bad trip
If I had the chance to become 2P Romano , I would rather be myself
2P Germany ,let me tell you that your popularity is more worse than the one of Rebecca Black
I cannot help it, I just hate hate hate hate 2P Japan
If 2P Russia buys a product, the shares go down by 20 percent because nobody wants to have the same thing
Wait, what is this rank smell? Oh it is just 2P Canada.